Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025You've got to be kidding, right? If anyone's calling the shots, it's gotta be the Keiga Family! I'm not gonna let some bozo like you take my rightful spot as Gensokyos ruler if you're gonna mess around! 011
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025It's important to keep the interest of the whole pack in mind. I'm sure the wolves would have fun chasing them around, at the very least. 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 06/11/2025So what? Even if you're right, mice are at the bottom of the food chain. To us at the top, your numbers just add up to an all-you-can-eat buffet! 130
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 31/03/2025You must stay strong, even in the most dire situations! Your odds of winning only go as far as you believe, so never give up on hope! 040
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 25/03/20255. The other families get free apples and Yachie doesnt. 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/20254. Yachie lost all her aura from Touhou 19 and became a joke 130
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/20253. They always lose to the Keiga family. Sources cited: My brain 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/20252. Yachie chose otters when there was much cooler animals to pick from. 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Why the Kiketsu Family isn't a fucking aesthetic 🧵 142
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Some of you are hilariously bad at flying. 300
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025You're telling me the other two haven't immediately slammed the door on you? Great, they must be going soft! 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025You've had a taste of it, haven't you? Working with that sage... I've heard some rumors that you managed to take down the terrible Yuuma, just for fun! That's Keiga Family material, you know. 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025First off, I'm prettier and funnier than the both of them. Second, I can tell from a glance that you have no muscle. So even if you were interested I'm still gonna kick you aside. 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025For some folks strive for peace, you sure know how to hold your own! I just think it'd be good for you. What better way to test your faith other than some good, old fashioned mettle?! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Oh, you absolutely can! It definitely reflects our wild side, don't you think? A visual reminder that we won't hesitate to bite back! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025So be it, take your stinky wool elsewhere! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Fine by me, you take your stinky fur elsewhere! 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025What, so you can just go run away into the water? Coward! 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Go ahead, try and make your come dream true! It doesn't matter WHOSE in charge to me, that just means I'll be expecting you when I make it to the top! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Booksmarts will get you nowhere! Just look at me! Look how far I've come after throwing logic completely out of the window! 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Well, you know what? I DO! Haha! Tell me, who would you rather be in a fight? The wolf, or the otter? If I were you, I'd pick the bigger one! 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Sure, that's what you think. But do you wanna know what I think? They're just lazy! 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025A LACK of order?! You must have gone insane. Those creeps practically have this place in a chokehold! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Notice how the wolf spirit dwarfs the other two beasts. The other two matriarchs must clearly be doing something wrong! Their spirits are small and pitifully weak! 220
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I am a matriarch that values strength and bravery, of course I'd become popular! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Gloriously brave! I see no problem with anything you have said. In fact, I agree wholeheartedly! That obstinacy is the reason why my family is at the top! 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Is talking all you weaklings are good for!?media.tenor.coma person is throwing a frisbee in the air in a park .ALT: a person is throwing a frisbee in the air in a park . 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Haha! I wouldn't be so worried. Reimu always comes when it's nearly too late! Whats more impressive, is your own blatant disregard for any authoritative figure! Completely fearless, even with the possibility of upsetting the ones who keep everything balanced... I like that! 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025// Hmm... You're right. I should try and work on that actually! It'll definitely take some time to think about, though. 000
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Huh? But I thought that this was what you wanted! I'm creating a true chance for your kind to rule the world! If you are strong, you deserve to prosper! That's impossible to achieve unless you destroy equality. You're not gonna get anywhere on a level playing field. 010
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I'm kind of a hero if you think about it. Taking down whose in charge, and leaving everybody to fend for themselves... You've all just got the wrong idea! Just think of a Gensokyo free from the clutches of the sages... There'd be no more rules! You could do whatever you want! 610
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Hoho, is that right now? Anyone else? Or am I gonna be fighting just one woman? Like, when is the place at its highest security? I need to have a good time. 100
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025And you'll never know whether or not it was booby trapped, because I wont tell you! Hahaha! 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025You get the lesson, right? If you do not take risks, the oppurtunity may not ever come again! Remember this, weakling! 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025So be it! Now watch closely...media.tenor.coma blurry picture of a person holding something in their handsALT: a blurry picture of a person holding something in their hands 110
Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025It's a sign of disloyalty! I have no need for any lazing pups. If they want to have fun, they should go pick fights with people! 100