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Saki Kurokoma

@kickingassinhell.bsky.social
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Matriarch of the Keiga Family. Also the most honest and powerful woman you'll ever meet. DMs open | Central timezone | Pfp by @KEiki8296 over on Twitter | #THRP #TouhouRp

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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You've got to be kidding, right? If anyone's calling the shots, it's gotta be the Keiga Family! I'm not gonna let some bozo like you take my rightful spot as Gensokyos ruler if you're gonna mess around!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It's important to keep the interest of the whole pack in mind. I'm sure the wolves would have fun chasing them around, at the very least.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So what? Even if you're right, mice are at the bottom of the food chain. To us at the top, your numbers just add up to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
You couldn't hold me down if you tried!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hey. You take that back.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You must stay strong, even in the most dire situations! Your odds of winning only go as far as you believe, so never give up on hope!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
5. The other families get free apples and Yachie doesnt.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
4. Yachie lost all her aura from Touhou 19 and became a joke
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
3. They always lose to the Keiga family. Sources cited: My brain
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
2. Yachie chose otters when there was much cooler animals to pick from.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
1. They're kinda boring
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Why the Kiketsu Family isn't a fucking aesthetic 🧵
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Some of you are hilariously bad at flying.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
-to join the Keiga family.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I want you.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Respond
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Let me stop you right there.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You're telling me the other two haven't immediately slammed the door on you? Great, they must be going soft!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You've had a taste of it, haven't you? Working with that sage... I've heard some rumors that you managed to take down the terrible Yuuma, just for fun! That's Keiga Family material, you know.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
First off, I'm prettier and funnier than the both of them. Second, I can tell from a glance that you have no muscle. So even if you were interested I'm still gonna kick you aside.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
For some folks strive for peace, you sure know how to hold your own! I just think it'd be good for you. What better way to test your faith other than some good, old fashioned mettle?!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Oh, you absolutely can! It definitely reflects our wild side, don't you think? A visual reminder that we won't hesitate to bite back!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
So be it, take your stinky wool elsewhere!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Here, you'll need these. 👢🪽
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Fine by me, you take your stinky fur elsewhere!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Join my yakuza organization
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
What, so you can just go run away into the water? Coward!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Go ahead, try and make your come dream true! It doesn't matter WHOSE in charge to me, that just means I'll be expecting you when I make it to the top!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
What were we talking about again?
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Bring chaos to Gensokyo
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Booksmarts will get you nowhere! Just look at me! Look how far I've come after throwing logic completely out of the window!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Well, you know what? I DO! Haha! Tell me, who would you rather be in a fight? The wolf, or the otter? If I were you, I'd pick the bigger one!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Sure, that's what you think. But do you wanna know what I think? They're just lazy!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A LACK of order?! You must have gone insane. Those creeps practically have this place in a chokehold!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Notice how the wolf spirit dwarfs the other two beasts. The other two matriarchs must clearly be doing something wrong! Their spirits are small and pitifully weak!
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mbay @spoonbillgirl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
#touhou #youmu
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I am a matriarch that values strength and bravery, of course I'd become popular!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Gloriously brave! I see no problem with anything you have said. In fact, I agree wholeheartedly! That obstinacy is the reason why my family is at the top!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I sound glorious!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Is talking all you weaklings are good for!?
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Haha! I wouldn't be so worried. Reimu always comes when it's nearly too late! Whats more impressive, is your own blatant disregard for any authoritative figure! Completely fearless, even with the possibility of upsetting the ones who keep everything balanced... I like that!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
// Hmm... You're right. I should try and work on that actually! It'll definitely take some time to think about, though.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Huh? But I thought that this was what you wanted! I'm creating a true chance for your kind to rule the world! If you are strong, you deserve to prosper! That's impossible to achieve unless you destroy equality. You're not gonna get anywhere on a level playing field.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm kind of a hero if you think about it. Taking down whose in charge, and leaving everybody to fend for themselves... You've all just got the wrong idea! Just think of a Gensokyo free from the clutches of the sages... There'd be no more rules! You could do whatever you want!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hoho, is that right now? Anyone else? Or am I gonna be fighting just one woman? Like, when is the place at its highest security? I need to have a good time.
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
And you'll never know whether or not it was booby trapped, because I wont tell you! Hahaha!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You get the lesson, right? If you do not take risks, the oppurtunity may not ever come again! Remember this, weakling!
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
So be it! Now watch closely...
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Saki Kurokoma @kickingassinhell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It's a sign of disloyalty! I have no need for any lazing pups. If they want to have fun, they should go pick fights with people!
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