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Christopher Rose

@khowaga.bsky.social
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just sensitive to gravity. Historian | Professor | Traveler | Foodie | 👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏻@pistorin.bsky.social | ATX & SATx | Usually in bed by 10. Pronouns & langs: He / él / هو / hey you christophersrose.com

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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 18h
Anyone found not watching will be shot.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugh. Stupid viruses. It’s almost like they don’t have brains.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you get the Covid booster recently? I spiked a fever about 36 hours later.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Torta de milanesa con chilaquiles might be a bit advanced level for their target audience 🤣
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve always thought that Qut and its various adjectives sounds a bit … vulgar.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok. So. Unexpected review. Not bad! The tortilla soup looks legit. And if I’m honest, his main issues with the suizas recipe were that they were being too precise about measuring things for the salsa. Neither of these are dishes we tend to eat in Mexico, but this is a good place to start!
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He just laughed. With them. Not at them.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back to earlier comment … he hasn’t complained in over two minutes.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just to pause here to say that Dan Souza has excellent knife skills.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He…just said that they’re doing something right. I … this has never happened before.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now up to tortilla soup, which they insist on calling sopa de tortilla.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now… NGL… he didn’t declare it an abomination like he usually does. So maybe ATK does know about enchiladas suizas? They look decent. He just wants you to use the chicken cooking liquid for the salsa.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, that’s the cook on TV. They have a love-hate relationship, although I don’t think she knows that.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fear the Islamic invasion is worse than feared. She pronounced “cotija” cheese “kutiyya.” From Qut, in Iraq, no doubt.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m losing count of the number of times he’s said they’re being too “precious.” Although ngl, he’s not wrong…
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha. Even worse: gay man who likes to cook.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She said 8 corn tortillas makes enough enchiladas for 4 people. I lack the linguistic precision to describe the reaction.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To the tv: “Why aren’t you using the chicken caldo you made?” To me: “why are white people afraid of flavor?” “Beats me. We killed a lot of people to get spices. Couldn’t tell you where they went.”
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“And a teaspoon of salt.” “Regular salt?” NO, PURPLE SALT FROM THE ROOT OF THE TENCATLATLATL TREE.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, even I know that’s not how you pronounce “enchiladas suizas.”
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mexican spouse is about to watch an America’s Test Kitchen episode where they’re making “Mexico City classics.” I dunno if y’all should pray for me or them.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am tired of the “50 books you should read in <language that’s not English>” lists that consist of 45 books translated from English. Mate, if the list is in English … wtf ya doin?
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lo difícil de having multilingual tastes in music is att veta cuál لغة den har låt is in.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s been 25 years and I still can’t articulate what I want to say about what happened that day. The short version is: bin Laden got everything he wanted and then some. And we handed it to him happily, wrapped in the flag and clutching a cross.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I got a message explaining to me why my book isn’t selling. Very confident. I haven’t written a book. And I certainly didn’t write the one they were contacting me about.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s been 25 years and I still can’t articulate what I want to say about what happened that day. The short version is: bin Laden got everything he wanted and then some. And we handed it to him happily, wrapped in the flag and clutching a cross.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’ll just name it something else.
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kennedy @sillyfroot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Still true. And I’m sorry.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I continue to boggle at how busy I am, but how little of my time actually involves contact with students.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If anyone is in Austin for the #SBOE hearings, there’s reports that conservative board members and their supporters are openly harassing a group of Muslims who’ve come to testify about the social studies revisions.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don’t know, but I can tell you that if you don’t stay in the conference hotel you’ll get a lot of nasty messages!
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I asked AI and it said no.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are elaborate plans. There is much discussion. But the lightbulb still hasn’t actually been changed.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The funniest part of those “how many phds does it take to…” jokes is that in none of them does the job actually get done.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The number of people on my FB feed protesting the wall going up in Big Bend with AI generated art. I don’t feel like “ironic” is a strong enough word here.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Queen Elizabeth explaining how to make molokhiyya was kind of amusing. The first time.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This has nothing to do with anything, but I sometimes wonder what it’s like to have the self confidence to be like “you know what? The world needs a photo of me in my undies” without any self doubt or anxiety. Like … what’s that like?
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This has nothing to do with anything, but I sometimes wonder what it’s like to have the self confidence to be like “you know what? The world needs a photo of me in my undies” without any self doubt or anxiety. Like … what’s that like?
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I did see a report recently that a lot have gone home — I may be conflating half with the reports about Ceuta over the weekend. But it’s not a handful. I’m also just being sarcastic about the appeal of Vermont.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Half of the Afrikaner “refugees” have gone home so far, but I am curious to know what Vermont will do to that 🤔
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So, it was technically true…
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Huh. I seem to recall this happening before to people. Seems like the guy’s name should be right on the tip of my tongue.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Then I was definitely overthinking it.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The aquarium had a vibe of sad disappointment, yes.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If it’s on the sweet or sour end, cabbage sometimes works better. It’s unexpected but it works.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cos, like, I was paying attention and I thought he just made them sound kinda scary.
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ok, but … who did he imply the Sea Peoples were?
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ve read a few book reviews like this, too…
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Christopher Rose @khowaga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@msentropy.bsky.social make it make sense. Or at least sic your cat on them.
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