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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16h

I’ll be using the tag #hbspoilers because I’m not spoiler-free BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, this account shall be a PRO-Stolas and PRO-BLITZØ account. We support GAY RIGHTS and GAY WRONGS. Both of my babies are PERFECT and ARE TRYING THEIR BEST. I will DEFEND THEM with MY WHOLE LIFE.

Blitzø and Stolas sitting on the couch, presumably watching a movie.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

IMPLOSION PART TWOOOO thank you to @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social for such awesome inspiration AND for designing SO MANY OUTFITSSSS! I love model Stolas and bodyguard Blitzø, and I hope you all love them as well! archiveofourown.org/works/945284... #stolitzfics #helluvaIMPlosion2026

Fashion 666
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Summary:

Prince Stolas. Thirty-something. Aristocrat. The sort of royal that didn't do much politically but still got to wear a fancy crown once in a while. Model. Recently divorced from a hot socialite. One daughter. Recipient of several letters over the past two months containing increasingly more specific threats. Apparently, the agency had been happy to dismiss them as usual celebrity bullshit until one had dropped too many details about a private fitting that no one should have known about. That one had a picture attached, taken through a window.

That was when someone decided Stolas needed actual security.

OR: Blitzø Buckzo, head of I.M.P. Private Security, is hired to protect Prince Stolas, a model and the tabloids' favorite target ever since his divorce. As threats escalate and Blitzø is called upon to spend more and more time at Stolas' side, he discovers more of the prince's secrets - and maybe learns a few things about himself, too. Inspired by art by Blitzy Rodeo.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

look at the babies…….. they had a martini……. mama needed a night off (it’s Stolas)

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

BLESSED AND HUMBLED TO BE WORKING WITH MY FAVORITE IMP VIP MVP @helluvabutt.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/942867... #helluvaIMPlosion2026 #stolitzfics

Ignite Your Bones
kh0sh3kh

Summary:

For a second, Blitzø's mind landed on the fact that Stolas was sick. Plain. Simple. A cold or a flu. That was the kind of thing that had been in the back of his mind since Stolas' banishment; losing his magic had meant losing his ability to heal immediately, and it meant Stolas probably had the same immune system as any hellborn. Shit, it was probably worse since he would have never gotten hellpox or anything like that. He knew that one day, he'd end up helping Stolas through his first bout of illness, and he figured it would be today—

But there was a terrified look in Stolas' eyes that told him it wasn't the whole story.

OR: A rut leaves Stolas in his eldritch form, and given that he thought he lost both of those things along with his magic, he and Blitzø have no option but to fuck about it. Inspired by art by helluvabutt!

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

every time I rewatch Loo Loo Land, I’m so smitten with this frame… Stolas’ face going all soft and gentle… Via’s smile… they love each other SO much and they deserve the chance to learn how to do it right 😭

Screenshot from Loo Loo Land. Stolas carries Octavia through the destroyed park towards the exit. His expression is serene with a soft smile, and Octavia smiles up at him from his arms.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this one line in the short gave me so much hope that we’re going to see the Buckzo family stoned as fuck on the couch

Screenshot from The Princess and the Pupper

Blitzo winks and shoots Loona finger guns as he says, “Save an edible for me!”

Screenshot from a season 3 stills reveal

Blitzø, Stolas, and Loona sit on the couch. They look high as fuck.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

did our QUEEN get a promotion??? (I think she has the cutest voice)

Screenshot from The Circus of one of the servants carrying a tray of mice on skewers

Screenshot from The Princess and the Pupper of possibly the same imp, now working security

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I need to know: Is trivia night a common thing for IMP? Do they play in teams? Have Moxxie and Stolas committed the ultimate bro code violation and abandoned their partners to team up together? Did Blitzø excuse himself to piss and portalled home to cheat on this question—

Screenshot from The Princess and the Pupper. Blitzø is saying off screen, “Trivia! Obviously, Moxxie is winning.)

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'll likely be offline for a bit because of a family emergency, but I've had this on my phone and wanted to release it into the wild.

Post for Khosh's 650 Followers Game: the Stolitz Kiss Bet

THE GAME:
Place your bets on if/when Stolas and Blitz will kiss in season 3, part 1.
The kiss must be in the present timeline (i.e. no flashbacks, no daydreams).
Time will be counted based on the length of the Amazon Prime episodes (i.e. if they do not kiss in S3E1 and that episode is 25:34, then 25 minutes and 34 seconds will be added to the count).
You may bet that no kiss will take place during the first half of S3!
The winner will be whoever is closest. In the event of a tie, winner will be chosen by randomizer.
Bets must be placed by October 12th at 11:59 PM MST.

THE PRIZE:
The winner receives a fic commission from me! Stolitz preferred, but other ships and characters are open. SFW or NSFW welcome, most kinks welcome.
If you’re here, you probably know the shit I write.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sigh…….. I love when Blitzø picks up his smol delicate 8 foot tall prince… I hope he picks up Stolas in his big yaoi hands in season 3

Blitzo holding Stolas in his lap in Apology Tour

Blitzø holding Stolas as they kiss in Sinsmas

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

gotta mentally remind myself that moeflavor is NOTTTTTT tall girl friendly or plus size friendly… but fuck, I want whatever the Stolas drop is gonna be

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

echoing this partly as an excuse to reshare sexy Stolas — I’m in my 30s and I fully consider one’s 20s to be a stressful playground before nirvana shit gets SO much better, and you just get hotter and smarter and less self-conscious each year. and we still go to the club and look good doing it.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

finally zooming in on things and - it looks like a pill bottle?? it does not look like the old happy pills bottle?? let stolas get properly medicated 2k26 <3

Close-up screenshot of Stolas applying makeup in the season 3 trailer. There SEEMS to be a pill bottle beside his makeup.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Blitzø, drunk and sad after seeing Stolas dressing up for the club: “Looney… Looney, he’s so hot and perfect… twink death fears him… his ass is SO tight… that slutty waist…” Loona on the other end of the phone, at a 2nd club with a crashing out Stolas: “Was… was he supposed to be hot?”

Stolas, god of the twinks, with a slutty back arch and looking so hot. He’s bee keeping age for sure.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

do you think each Sin has, like, supreme legal jurisdiction over their Ring what I’m getting at is: do you think Ozzie has the power to revoke Fizz’s drivers license, and do you think he has frequent meltdowns about whether it would be appropriate to put a freeze on it orrrr

Blitzø and Fizz in season 3. Fizz literally just lifted his car off one ramp to cut off multiple people on a different ramp with no warning.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

oh hey, I wrote some #fizzmodeus smut for this 💙💚 (as well as a very tender post-Oops sfw fic)

"Feel what you do to me," he murmured. He lapped up the beads of dark blood collecting at Fizz's shoulder, overwhelmed with the need to preen him. "All you." And he took Fizz's hand, fingers intertwining with the imp's, to guide it down to the base of his cock as he thrust into him. They may have been different species, their courtship rituals unfamiliar to one another, but that would always be the common thread they shared.

And they were so fucking good at satisfying one another.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

okay okay last comment before I go be productive, but I am BEGGINGGGGGGG that whenever this scene happens, there’s merch of this shot. I need a poster of this. I need it vertical for my phone background. This is GORGEOUS.

Screenshot from the Helluva Boss season 3 trailer. Vassago and Stolas are in front of a wide, starry field dominated by clouds. Vassago is floating on his stars, and Stolas is falling. Their hands are reaching towards each other.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

manifesting loona realizing stolas is a friendless loser sadsack (pos) like her (also pos) so she teases his feathers and lends him booty shorts and they go see a shitty band together…….. sigh……. stolas-loona bonding, save me from my bad day pls………

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

thinking about scrungly stolas from the older teaser pics… if he’s gonna keep his feathers long, he might as well keep this style 😌

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

so stolas was not, in fact, happy to wear his party hat

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the poster hurts so good, but stolas’ tits look AMAZING

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

spindlehorse crew, did you all at least kiss the brick before you threw it

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wore my favorite stolas shirt today — the one that looks like this — and I had at least 20 people throughout the day come up to either compliment it or just go “stolasssss 🥰” I hope Vivziepop and Bryce and everyone else know how fucking LOVED that bird is

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don't think I'm going to toss this one up on ao3, but I still wanted to share a little story I wrote for the Moon & Mane zine! images.squidge.org/images/2026/...

An article titled "A Lover's Guide to the Lust Ring" by Stolas, annotated by Blitz, Stolas, Fizz, and Ozzie. (See the link for the full-sized version.)

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I can’t blame anyone who puts CHERUBS near the bottom of their list because Helluva has so many fantastic episodes with really poignant moments but I weep for anyone who routinely skips rewatching CHERUBS because Juicy Ass Blitzø and Drag Blitzø are truly two of his best looks

Screenshot from CHERUBS where Blitz wags his ass back and forth as he kneels between Millie and Moxxie. He’s got a powerful dumpy.

Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie looking fabulous in dresses

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

confirmed canon: mr stolas "i love words" buckzo would get so horny over a cheesecake factory tome /jk

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

someone said this teaser image is giving Cheesecake Factory, and I can’t unsee it tell me Loona wouldn’t absolutely FUCK UP the Cheesecake Factory menu and get Stolas addicted to avocado eggrolls and peanut butter cheesecake

Teaser image of Stolas and Loona in season 3. They are inside a building that seems to be in Gluttony, with red booths, orange tables, and a general orange vibe.

The interior of a Cheesecake Factory, which bears a strong resemblance to the entire ring of Gluttony, tbh…

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I think about this line a lot when I remember how intensely and profoundly Stolas loves Octavia vibrating with excitement for the day Via realizes how much Stolas loves her

Screenshot of Octavia and Loona from “Seeing Stars”. Octavia says, “Why does he hate her more than he loves me?”

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Blitzø pinches and squeezes both of their cheeks for sure

Human Stolas and human Loona sitting on a bench together in Seeing Stars

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

you know how they’ll edit out super spoilery stuff in the teaser gifs and trailers? like how the S2.2 teaser didn’t show the crystal on Blitzø’s glove? yeah, I can’t wait to see Stolas’ goofy lil hobo stick (made out of one of Loona’s shirts and a twig) edited back into this shot

Teaser image from Helluva Boss season 3 where Stolas appears to be walking away from a pleading Blitzø outside of the apartment. Stolas has sad, wet dog energy and is definitely carrying his two books and one dildo in a Hellmart bag attached to a stick. It’s just been edited out as a spoiler. Trust me.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

but what IF whatever fight Millie is getting into is actually at the Pain Games (Millie running off to prove herself while pregnant through PAIN) and that means we get to see Andrealphus shittily covering Stolas’ job— /jk

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m sorry, I’m learning the power of using this as a reaction image

Screenshot of a discord message that says: “Blitzø testing the crab rangoons and being like ‘oh yeah, I’m gooning’ while Stolas stares like” followed by a zoomed in picture of Stolas, eyes half-shut.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I was telling my friend about my little leech project (making a leech for every outfit worn in HB) and how excited I was to make a new one for Stolas’ new jammies and dead ass, this man who has never seen HB, doesn’t know a single character, nothing, looked at this pic and said “oh, he’s a slut”

New Helluva Boss S3 screenshot showing Blitzø, Stolas, and Loona on the couch. Stolas is, indeed, wearing one of his top 5 sluttiest outfits.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I only just got off work so I may be late saying this bUT CAN WE DISCUSS STOLAS’ SCAR BEING OUT IN THE OPEN

Screenshot of the Helluva Boss season 3 teaser image where Stolas sits on the couch between Blitzø and Loona. He is wearing striped pajamas with one shoulder falling off his body, revealing the scar from Striker’s assassination attempt.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

it’s been 5 minutes, time to re-circulate pics of Stolas having the most luxurious Pixar mom bod in Imp City (he and Millie can share the title)

Stolas in Mission Zero. His hips are so breedable.

Stolas in Mission Zero. My man has a BBL and an ass that won’t quit.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

(then we get into Sinsmas 2: Electric Boogaloo, where the outside factors are resolved and Stolas and Via are reunited and improving — but where Stolas has been healing, Via has been marinading in Stella’s influence and she triggers Stolas over and over again until she learns, too)

Loona & Via sistership arc save us (save Stolas) (this girl is going to step fresh off the Goetic Indoctrination Train and undo so much of Stolas’ progress and make him backslide so that they have to heal together) (oughhhh my heart I want it)

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One day in the future, it clicks. And when Via returns, Stolas’ first instinct isn’t to project his emotions. He doesn’t defend himself first. He doesn’t break down or retreat back into the part of him that’ll always feel a little broken. He asks if Via is okay. And he listens.

Stolas and Octavia the last time they saw each other, fighting outside the palace.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Even better, he gets to see a model of (mostly) healthy communication. Because let’s be real: Blitzø and Loona are also mentally ill. They have shitty coping strategies. But how many times do we see them check in on each other and honor boundaries? How often do they protect each other?

Blitzø and Loona in the van in Gluttony. Blitzø got up in the dead of night to come pick up Loona because she felt uncomfortable, and he’s willing to listen as she works through her emotions about the party.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

But the happy ending is that now Stolas is among a family of punks and weirdos and freaks. Maybe it’s the first time he’s seeing people express themselves regardless of the rules. He sees Loona is happy despite loving Fuck You Dad. He begins to separate traits from a diagnosis. He becomes less wary.

Stolas after the trial, going home with Blitzø and Loona.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The math is simple in his mind: “I was profoundly lonely, and that caused my problems. Octavia is withdrawing. If I never allow her to be lonely, she won’t end up like me.” Via’s math is simple, too: “Dad is fucking smothering and infantilizing me, so I’ll avoid him even harder.”

Stolas holding Via as a child, then again when she’s on the cusp of adulthood. There’s probably 12ish years between the scenes, yet they look almost identical.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He approaches fatherhood from the perspective of wanting to do better, but what IS better? He got a bottle of pills thrown at him when he became a problem. He doesn’t know about therapy. He doesn’t know how to ask how she’s doing. He probably doesn’t even fully understand his own mental illness.

Stolas holding a bottle of his happy pills.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

And then Via grows up. She starts wearing black. She listens to music about death. She loves taxidermy. And Stolas doesn’t know where one’s personality ends and their mental illness begins. He was denied individuality and personhood so long. He doesn’t know a quirk from a symptom, and it scares him.

Octavia holding an example of taxidermy. She’s smiling.

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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Then he has this daughter who’s happy in her frilly dresses, who loves his attention, who gets excited every time they hang together. And Stolas can see glimpses of happiness now, and bit by bit, he becomes okay with stitching himself together in regal attire and putting aside his own childhood.

Family portrait of Stolas, Octavia, and Stella. Octavia has a wide grin and wears a pretty pink dress. Stolas is in royal attire.

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