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Khorgnir

@khorgnir.bsky.social
411 followers 337 following 496 posts

Aspiring author, comedian, Warcraft enjoyer, FFXIV appreciator, special educator, GM of <The Seekers Guild> in WoW and FFXIV! Okay RPer 👌🏻

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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
rocksrocksrocksrocksROCKSROCKSROCKROCKS
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I opened up a mail store. I sit by the mailbox, take mail, and then when you come to get it I say give me a dollar, and then you do because it’s easier than having to deal with me.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I love my earthen he is a rad dude
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
“I don’t know who did this to me. They shattered me. They took my memory. And they thought that would be enough to save them. I’m rebuilding myself stronger than before. I’ll find you. I’ll get my answers. And you’ll regret not grinding my pieces to dust.”
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not to be difficult but like idk if we’re bringing him back in current content just “Wodin” is probably okay lol yeah?
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
In case you meatbags were wondering what they taste like Amber: apricots Emerald: Pepperoni but slightly sour Onyx: black licorice but without the gross aftertaste Ruby: pickles Sapphire: Baja blast
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Nessa Maldy deserves to get some closure! Come on, Blizz
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Jason Mrazzlowe
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yazzlowe
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
RazzleDazzlowe
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I have to posts my Gazlowes on here too Jazzlowe
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
😏 🪨🪨
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This is a common thing in WoW. Someone does something inarguably cruel (this was over someone laughing at someone for having a dead dad) and weirdly some people are more concerned with “being the bigger person” than the actual bullying. All I had to do was being vaguely annoying for a bit.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
nero looks like Butterbean Blundersnatch and I’m tired of everyone pretending they don’t see it
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I took this bad picture while high and it kind of looks like I’m riding on the back of a giant cat… okay nini
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We spreadin’ like herpes bby
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me calling upon the glory of Satan to force Blizzard to add earthen druids
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Interesting, France has had the exact same issue. How did they solve theirs? We should do that.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Trying Viper in FFXIV. I’m gonna be real man, so far this is one of the worst designed classes I’ve seen in an mmo. Like this is just stupid to me lol there’s absolutely no reason a job this functionally simple needs to be this over designed.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Who tf drawing creepypasta faces on the walls I’m stoned going to 7/11 this made me poo
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Every 0.60.6 sec??? Up to EIGHT additional sec??? A bit worried this is overtuned, that’s a lot of seconds of . I mean maybe like 3 additional sec of but eight? That’s too much .
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When a DPS dies to the same mechanic a fourth time and you no longer care enough to help them
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New players trying to do literally anything in the game with only Exile’s Reach as a tutorial
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Internet went down and I came back to see I was still in the group and thought damn that was so nice of them. I hate people.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Stormstout is not a fan of Lily so far but Dude has also completely fallen in love with her and has been guarding her from Storm for a day lol Look how tense he got when Storm looked higher 💀
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Lesbians, huh?
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When you’re questing and find two women characters sitting together in an isolated area
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Oboro: Kill her, she’s evil! Riven: … I hate to do this but I need a better reason than that.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Friends don’t let friends chase nightmare egirls
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
“Why does nobody want to tank?” Idk nobody died or came close or even got aggro and this happened probably something to do with this, guys
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is Lucy, she’s 7 and she still chases her tail
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Almost home. Been in the car 12 hours 💀
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Chrimbus to all who observe. I hope Winterman left you something good in your chrimbus bush 🌳
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The absolute cuntiest war memorial I’ve ever seen, what the fuck
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My ex abandoned his 3 cats here when I dumped him cuz the new guy said no and my ex didn’t care cuz he’s an actual psychopath incapable of caring for living things. 2 are being rehomed (my sister and a friend), and I’m keeping his favorite. Who won’t be named Cirice anymore cuz he ruined Ghost.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Genn: BOATS?! IMPOSSIBLE. Sylvanas, she must be faking them. Yes… she’s found a way to fake BOATS. Anduin: Genn sometimes I forget you’re like 109.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
As someone who didn’t play Shadowlands when it was current, every single thing I find in it makes me judge you all harder. Why did you play this? Like I literally love Kingdom Hearts and why did you guys play this
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
In the 1994 film The Santa Clause, it’s established canonically that Santa is a mantle claimed through causing the death of the current holder. Therefore, Santa follows the laws of mak’gora, making him Warchief of the North Pole. In this essay I will…
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Ever since we found out the Stormwind cheese shop is an SI:7 front this is all I see when I pass it
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“You better not kill me” I don’t think that will stop anyone Elmo, but glhf.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
When I have a secret crush on someone and someone else dares to hit on me
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Finding out this is what goblins looked like before cured my depression
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Imagine being so wretched that square cannot individually reply to all the complaints about you specifically due to lack of manpower.
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What MMORPG esports does to a mfer’s mind
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
One down ✌🏻🥰
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Khorgnir @khorgnir.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We have a student who’s almost entirely immobile and completely nonverbal. They updated his communicator. What the fuck is this lmao
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