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@khaze-carrion.bsky.social
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Avid book reader. Occasional baker. Probable muppet ✨️ she/her

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ambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
good morning friends 💚✨
a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads
“Touching grass isn’t enough

i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
My brain has been betraying me lately, and I've been feeling less and less like myself. Maybe it's something about this time of year, or maybe it's just me. Either way, I'd really like to enjoy happy moments and not constantly wait for the other shoe to drop.
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Me in 2014 🤝 Me in 2025 Having big feelings about John Green's writing (If you haven't read The Anthropocene Reviewed, you really should)
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Just finished reading Project Hail Mary and wow do I care a lot about lil sci fi guys and their overall survival 😭
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script
A screenshot of the Muppet script that reads: Kermit: Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And...and it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper?"
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Khadra-coded characters ✨️
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It's still January.
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just now realizing I have been to twelve sporting events this school year (so far). Am I... a jock now?
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a man sitting in front of a window with blinds says i might be a basketball machine
ALT: a man sitting in front of a window with blinds says i might be a basketball machine
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
2025 is set to be pretty fantastic ✨️ • traveling to see friends • taking care of myself • applying to doctoral programs • moving in with the loml Who would have guessed that my heart would be so full and that life would lead me here?
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a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
*My dad and I watching Gilmore Girls, season 3* Him: I know that actor's face. He's from Twilight. Me: nah, I don't think so Him: It's the dad from Twilight. Me: Charlie? Him: YES. CHARLIE, BUT YOUNG I've never been prouder of the cultural knowledge in my house ✨️
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Weirdly, I am fully caught up on my grading? And it's making me nervous?? *imposter syndrome truly never disappears*
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Oof the sad times are back my guys and the mental/physical effects are ROUGH
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a purple stuffed animal in a tuxedo is standing in front of a window
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
One last letter of rec to write and then I am free from this self imposed nightmare realm for a few more months 🥹✌🏼
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Me after getting my fillings at the dentist, trying to see if I have any feeling in my lips
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Really hate that I'm at the point in my life where my body's response to being overworked is shooting pain up my arm for mutliple hours, physically forcing me to literally stop and putting me out of commission for the night
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
👏she👏has👏a👏very👏specific taste👏 (and WILL be annoying about it✨️)
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
On my work to do list - 24 columns to grade - 42 essays to grade - 72 (incoming) tests to grade - 23 (incoming) projects to grade All by the end of next week... why did I do this to myself
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a group of sesame street characters are sitting at a table with cups and salt and pepper shakers
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just finished reading Lessons in Chemistry and I'm??? Sobbing??? Emotional??? About to reread it because I have trouble moving on??? (This might be my fave book of the year)
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm stupidly proud of myself for this because the second half of 2024 has not made it easier ✨️ (and I'm gonna keep on reading more!!!)
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is my boy, Samwise 💕 (only 20 more hours until I get to pester him with my love and affection)
Orange cat, sleeping on a red blanket. The cat looks peaceful and also like a misshapen croissant.
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60% of a muppet @khaze-carrion.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Peering into this void, hoping it isn't already an absolute dumpster fire 🔥
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