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Hamilton Kevin

@khamilton.bsky.social
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Like regular Kevin, but I mow the lawn without a shirt on

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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labour Day #hamont you magnificent workers you
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
it is an odd feeling to be Canadian and have a national sports team that is very good and likeable
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Continually amazed at how much shittier google's AI overview is than the wikipedia article.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Ladies, gentlemen, kin, be it resolved that when Dolly Parton passes, we will take a day to observe our gratitude. If ever a modern human deserved remembrance
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
@pftompkins.bsky.social you're the weirdo who thinks cake is better than pie
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Does Ribena ever really go off? Asking for a friend
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@jagmeetsingh.ca Love and courage brother. thank you for everything. you are a real inspiration.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I will soon be opening up a soup and dumpling restaurant called Won-ton-amo Bae
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How much lasagna cheese are we going to waste as a society before we admit that tinfoil is not the answer
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
does anyone know why a river has a bank but a lake has a shore?
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
if you speak at all about the #ontario election and don't mention vote splitting you are part of the problem. looking at you #cbc Ford's third straight 'majority' with about 40% of the vote. A 'strong' lib candidate carved off 30% of a previously safe ndp riding, handing it to the PCs
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I hate the current political climate, obviously. But I have long had a fantasy of stopping everything at the border and replacing inferior yankee phillips screws with our mighty Canadian Robertsons. Maybe now is the time.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My daughter tonight: 'No sympathy for humpty dumpty. hang on to the wall dude. this is a skill issue'
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
@squidgerugby.bsky.social thought experiment - would you rather have a team of two Jac Morgans and thirteen Antoine Duponts, or two Duponts and thirteen Morgans?
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So our tv started flickering and my instinct was to unplug the apple tv and blow on the back of it like a NES cartridge. spot the 90s kid?
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
instagram bread is dumb. nobody wants a dumbass boule that you can only eat in chunks or wildly uneven slices. get a loaf tin already give me even slices.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Canada's grocery scene is so fucked that costco is the least of the available evils
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Riddle of the sphinx but instead it's just trying to fold a fitted sheet nicely
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Guess what's for dinner - It's a plate of asparagus a plate of asparaguuuuuusss ASPARAGUUUS ASPARAGUUS
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The thing I never got about most social websites is this - Most people would NEVER go into a cafe if there was a team of people who watched and recorded their every breath there. But we just kind of ignore the creepy stalkers everywhere on the internet.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Please: do not post pictures of shitty rich people anymore. It's just giving them attention making my feed gross. Not to be crass but if I wanted to see assholes in my feed I would head to onlyfans
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Does anyone have turnout numbers? It appears that 18 million fewer ballots were counted this year than 2020. 15m fewer democrats turned up? I find that tough to believe.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Have you duolingone today? Yes I duolingwent earlier.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
I just made hummus so garlicky that green ghosts are coming out of my mouth and wilting nearby plants
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Why do I have to tell everyone how gross the phrase 'drinkable yogurt' is?
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Martha can't even. she simply cannot
Smol cat covers her eyes while laying on her side
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
sometimes you slice up an onion and it's like damn, this juicy bastard came to play
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Look at him
Magnificent fluffy cat sticks one big mitten out from under his soft and voluminous mane
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
why do people like david byrne, mfer can't sing and his songs are garbage
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
I'm just going to say this because it needs saying. If someone gives you a crisp, it's because they don't love you enough to make pie. I'm sorry, I know that's hard to hear. Go with grace.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
my wife said she didn't think she would like fish curry but I made fish curry anyway because I'm alpha like that
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Can we hold cars to the same standard? www.theguardian.com/world/articl...
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Madrid moves to ban app-rented e-scooters over safety concerns
Lime, Dott and Tier Mobility licences to be cancelled from October due to issues with circulation and parking
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
I bet if you accepted #crypto as payment you could make it work. Those guys love a scam. #fyrefestival www.theguardian.com/music/articl...
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Scandal-hit Fyre festival is back with tickets at nearly $8,000
Event in 2017 was axed over inadequate accommodation, food and water – and landed its co-founder in jail for fraud
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
At this time of year in our house every meal must involve fresh tomato.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Somebody please help: Reese's ice cream bars are/were a thing right? Like not the sandwiches, there were bars at one point? Like peanut butter ice cream covered in chocolate? Did I dream this?
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
My favourite kind of meat is On Sale meat
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Not posting this as a reply because I don't want to come across as lecturing anyone - but rice cookers. Rice cookers aren't meant for westerners who occasionally make rice. It is for folks who consume rice as the majority of their calories, for most meals. For folks who only have one other burner
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
How about white people taco salad? Ground beef with taco seasoning iceberg lettuce shredded marble cheese bed of nacho cheese doritos french dressing you're welcome
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
okay so lecithin - is is "less-i-thin" or "leck-i-thin?"
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
No I haven't done *your* specific thing yet. and now it's at the bottom of my surprisingly long list.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
www.theguardian.com/environment/... I do find this very inspirational even though I have winter here
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‘I giggle when I pee in the shower’: the joy of harvesting greywater for the garden
Brad Lancaster explains how water conservation methods at his home in Tucson, Arizona, have slashed his municipal water usage
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Hey babe are those crispy tots on you 'cause you're one hotdish
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
IT support is here
A fluffy cat sits near a modem and router
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
what do you do when you should work out but you've been daydrinking since noonish
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
squeezing lemon on everything is a sign of moral fibre deficiency
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Last week I fixed my central air conditioner, during a heatwave, with some basic electrical knowledge and a bit of youtube help. Honestly I've been riding that high ever since.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
calling it american cheese is a savage burn on america
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Any tory ministers who have lost their seats must leave the UK via small boat or direct, one-way flight to Rwanda. I don't make the rules. You fuckers did.
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Why do all welding helmets have to have skulls and flames on them, why can't I have a nice one with like flowers and books and cups of tea
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Hamilton Kevin @khamilton.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Montreal is dope as hell
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