Trump: demented, desperate; going hungry isn’t the American dream; the percentages don’t work; disappearing women; getting steamy with A.I.

More administration incompetence; goodbye leap seconds and landlines; everyone *is* getting dumber; Liberty Biberty must die

Trump wants to rename an ocean, in ‘foul mood’ over rallies, helps Putin with diesel purchase. Oh, and AI is helping pedophiles and that famous Bigfoot film was a hoax.

Rogue pilots; Amazon knows all about you; Trump retreats (both definitions); A.I. can read your mind; cats with “Beaver Fever”.

‘Taking out’ L.A. and San Diego; A.I. freaking out mathematicians and job applicants; Trump confused, pushes DST; deadly brain mold; Butt Face rules.

A.I.: dubious promise of a "better future" or humanity’s biggest threat today? people asking chatbots for whom they should vote; the usual Trump shenanigans.

Horribly botched execution; A.I. answers gov’t questions, can’t spell; Hegseth unhinged; warming oceans; mid-air mayhem; what do you do with 20 tons of sand?

More AI concern and confusion; GOP panics over midterms; Trump ratings, consumer confidence plummet; Kristi files for divorce; Fat Bear winner; longing for the ‘80s.

More troubling A.I. developments; mileage goals slashed; FEMA can’t make election demands; mile high pantsless misdemeanor

Trumpflation nukes the economy; you’re paying for Trump’s propaganda ad; AI has misbehaved tens of thousands of times

Trump rolls out red carpet, twitches at U.N.; China secretly helping Iran; DOGE dumbness; a whole bunch of scary stuff about A.I.

Trump at U.N.; martial law coming?; going down the tubes; measles epidemic on the brink; the two-brain squish; Fat Bear week

Who needs networks? Trump TV debuts; deadly A.I. shenanigans; robot beats up guy; $100K income people now shop at Dollar General

Trump obsessed, frustrated, undecided; FBI dating tips for ICE; Lauren Boebert back in the saddle; Pinky and The Brain, for real

Trump “untethered from reality”; House bugs out early; A.I. Claude thinks it’s entitled to rights; FBI bestiality and Florida incest, oh my

Iran: futile gesture, widespread damage; another Trump tantrum, fake claim; FBI at polls; businesses clueless re: prices; Steve and Bernie team up against A.I.

SCOTUS derails Trump’s ballot scheme; dangerous memes; AI imbroglio; CO2 returns; empire of grift; Colbert wins; chihuahua shock; that gerbil rumor that won’t go away

A.I. elicits warnings, yawns; oil prices climb again, diesel in CA passes $10; Trump follies; Dem dreams; dopamine hits; playground pits

Iran through 2027; Trump’s loopholes, oil grab, and fear; SCOTUS problems; ID verification is broken; worst El Niño in 1,000 years; nobody is ready for worst day in history.

U.S., Iran shooting again; USPS blundering ballot task; ICE at polling places?; more lake name madness; tech fails: GPS readings off, hacked military freezers defrosting; robot vacuum videos

SCOTUS strikes again; aimless Army; FBI says prostitutes, bestiality ok; 5,000 horny seaman to land in Thailand; NY sewer puzzle; you’re not middle class.

Google caves to Lake America; Trump throws tantrum, threatens to take over two more countries, displays “serious deterioration”; cheats, bears, and Dolly’s legacy.

Horrific Nepal flood, possible in U.S.?; doomsday in November; Trump posts, dissociates; $50K for sausage and OnlyFans

Goodbye, Dolly; Trump threatens, refuses; Trump without makeup; AI follies

Cancellation blues; bunker busted; SCOTUS bends to Trump; trade and insult wars with Canada; hot water; lettuce; and mold

Dumb trade war: weird items, refund damage; White House staff bailing out; more ICE madness; death by Tylenol; an obit or two

Larry David Eviscerated Trump in Perfect Skit

Harp freak-out; juggling the numbers; bear tragedy; El Niño wild guesses; the Big One is nigh; depressing health insurance updates

$40 trillion and counting; WH staffers fleeing; AI crash; $7 diesel and why we’re screwed; Comcast knows if you move; mice clickbait

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Way more Trump stuff than we really want; more things that cause cancer; low oil reserves could damage storage sites; pet feeders offline

Way too much Trump-related idiocies, AI destroying on-line learning, Sorkin speaks, mysterious red dots filling the universe.

ICE: needless agression, electric gloves; testosterone debate; "demon creature" in Alabama's Area 51; human genome news; (hard to write this stuff without it sounding like clickbait).

Mission Preposterous: Trump in a catering crate; lookalike prompts question: where is Melania?; gamers as air traffic controllers

Trump signs dumb order, falls asleep; nutjob takeover; AI insanity; July heat record; Hegseth's snot scandal; remembering Steve Allen and Dobby.

Fauci phone cloned; Flocks swiped; the usual Trump-related idiocy; deadly lemur yoga?