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KeystoneMountie

@keystonemountie.bsky.social
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Guncle. Liberal. Socially awkward. The soul can be healed by either music or a beach. Antifa Employee of the Month. Fuck Donald Trump. Double fuck Stephen Miller.

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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 7h
Dennis Hastert, Jim Bakker, come on Donnie you got it in you!
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zac Alley's career trajectory is taking a nose dive.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Random WVU/Iowa State factoid: Both teams home stadiums were designed by Finch-Heery and have identical sideline lower and upper deck configurations.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Defense? Hello? Bueller?
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Leah Files on TikTok has connected the Cornell 7 to Jeffrey Epstein and it is wild. Go check it out.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mountaineers got manhandled in the 2nd half.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michael. Hawkins. Junior.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My election ballet is on the way! Let's fucking do this thing!
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fear we've discovered that T Swizzle can only create art with depth when she's pissed off or sad. It takes a longer time to mine the well of happiness. Stop pushing out music for profit.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have somehow landed in Voynich Manuscript-Tok.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As crazy as the teaser was, this is even more eerily uncanny. This chick is a psychopath.
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You Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One day we're going to discover that Netanyahu is deeply connected to child sex trafficking and has blackmail on Trump.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers might retire today.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck Lane Kiffin
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Salem Cat's Evil Laughter
ALT: Salem Cat's Evil Laughter
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#HailWESTVirginia
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh the irony of a player wearing a guardian cap getting called for targeting.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Michael. Hawkins. Junior.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course it's one of our fans chugging mayo in the stands. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love that guardian caps make them look like Wii characters.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LET'S GO!
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anime in a prescription drug commercial. Alrighty.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of these days I'm going to wake up fully rested without body aches and then it's over for you bitches.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mean Girls is a math sports movie.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YOU vote by mail you piece of shit motherfucking cunt.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Boz
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2:00am in the Mon Valley. Laying in bed with the window open. Rain coming down. Train horn in the distance. Crickets. Frogs. I'm stoned. Fucking ethereal.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Keep choppin, boys! 🪓🪵🤣
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Karate Kid: Sweep The Leg Iconic Scene
ALT: Karate Kid: Sweep The Leg Iconic Scene
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
~ 350 yards of offense in the first half. I'll take it!
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Clairton makes me sad.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If Trump pushes Zorg enough he'll leak brown fluid from his fivehead.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can we not lose any more gay icons this week? Thanks.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just had to adjust my light dimming schedule by half an hour because it's getting dark earlier. 🥺 Fall incoming.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Always fun to start your Saturday cleaning dog diarrhea from the carpet.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Cassidy can get fucked.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Maybe Pirro leaked the Capital One story. 🤣
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Chuck Schumer needs to fuck alllll the way off.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lando telling the team he loves them hit me right in the big gay ovaries.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/07/2026
CSPAN: What was your reaction to the President? Caller: He was a chode
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Michael. Fucking. Gansey. That's it. That's the skeet.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Love this journey for Tater.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And I suppose Hegseth asking for DOUBLE the military budget has nothing to do with the admin using DOD to fast track data centers development.........
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/07/2026
Elected Ds need to realize that we are not going back to "normal" after we defeat Trump. We're taxing billionaires out of existence and destroying their undemocratic, obscene, disproportional influence on politics in this country. If you're cozying up to billionaires as a D, your career will end.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don't know how anyone could eat bagged salads. They always tasted...off...to me. I highly recommend Little Leaf Farms. They grow their lettuce indoors, treat their water with UV light, and have never had a pathogen outbreak. Great price too.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Given we know what the "presidential" address is tomorrow night, networks could choose not to air it, right?
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The amount of right wing bullshit propaganda that Facebook pushes into my feed every single day is fucking ridiculous. Meta needs to go away forever.
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KeystoneMountie @keystonemountie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers for everyone who uses the Parkway East to commute into Pittsburgh. It's going to be dismal.
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