Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just so y’all know, I will judge you hard if you call Deviled Eggs “Angel Eggs” 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Got a tentative job offer! I’m sitting here trying to play it cool until my background check clears.static.klipy.comAmy Santiago: Everybody Be Cool! (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)Alt: Amy Santiago: Everybody Be Cool! (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) 020
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Maximize your points. You can get Hilton Points if use Lyft, some airlines share miles, etc. Vacuum bags. Pack like you are going to be buying stuff at your destination, even if you don’t plan on it. Act like you know where you are going. 063
Reposted by ShvonneNPR @npr.org · 23/05/2026Rapper Rob Base has died after a battle with cancer. He was 59. His team shared the news of his death on his Instagram page. Base was one half of the Harlem hip-hop duo Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock.n.pr'It Takes Two' rapper Rob Base, who helped bring hip-hop mainstream, dies at 59Rapper Rob Base has died after a battle with cancer. He was 59. His team shared the news of his death on his Instagram page. Base was one half of the Harlem hip-hop duo Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. 920342
Reposted by ShvonneWTKR News 3 @wtkr3.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The trial for Ebony Parker, the former assistant principal at Richneck Elementary, has been been dismissed by the judge.wtkr.comEbony Parker's Richneck shooting trial dismissed by judgeThe trial for Ebony Parker, the former assistant principal at Richneck Elementary, has been been dismissed by the judge. 001
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I applied for a job that I didn’t think I was qualified for because why not. They just called to schedule an interview. I’m trying not to panic. 000
Reposted by ShvonneCrazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious @spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026Stop giving attention and energy to shit you said you don’t like!!!! For the love of God! 12615
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I picked up my Human Anatomy textbooks that cost $216. I got a thin spiral bound book and an access code. Anyone have a lighter?static.klipy.comAngela Bassett: Burn Baby Burn!Alt: Angela Bassett: Burn Baby Burn! 010
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Phone free road trips. Spending ALL DAY at the skating rink Non-required reading Hanging with the cousins 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I hate cover letters so damn much. Why the hell I gotta write a term paper for a job? 010
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I just changed the wiper blades on my car. IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN. 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Overwhelmed Too much going on/happening Scattered brained 021
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The first time I saw an Arizona Drivers License I thought it was fake. I had to go look it up 😂 010
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Tomorrow I register for classes to start my Paralegal degree. I’m so excited to be starting school againmedia.tenor.coma penguin holding a book and a pencil with a ready for school sign below itALT: a penguin holding a book and a pencil with a ready for school sign below it 020
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kidmedia.tenor.coma dog and a fox are laying in the grass togetherAlt: A fox and a hound are playing in the grass together 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 23/03/2026He is going to be a Razzie Award winner. I can feel it 010
Reposted by ShvonneSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The only way I can make sense of Cosby being alive is hoping that each new breath he takes is staggeringly more painful the last. I want him to live forever like this. A dagger in the blood every time his lungs expand. Make him immortal. 021315
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Yes, It had a summer day camp. I was there all damn day every weekday for at least 2 summers 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I read Fly Girl by Omar Tyree in middle school. I read vampire & werewolves books in high school. Lots of Anne Rice, Poppy Z Brite and other authors I shouldn’t have been reading at 14 010
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 21/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a striped shirt and tie is sweating and holding a piece of paper in his hand .Alt: a man in a striped shirt and tie is sweating and holding a piece of paper in his hand . 010
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris died. *googles* Oh. Okay. Welp. What’s everyone doing for dinner? 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 15/03/2026This sinners performance is the only reason I am watching #oscars 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If you are an American Born Abroad (ex: child of military parents) that process can be complicated 000
Shvonne @keylime314.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It’s more like watching an unedited/partly edited movie. Some parts are smooth, other parts are choppy. 010
Reposted by ShvonneThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2026The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i… 142266219
