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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
photo dump because i’ve been depriving yall
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
me sneaking back to the skyline after dipping for 5 months
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#blacksky
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
ik this ain’t who i think it is
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
where the funny folks at?
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
so uh.. y’all still calling these skeets?
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
look at you asking all the right questions!
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
my mutuals still here?? hey sistas
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
me coming back here pretending like i didn’t just disappear for 3 months
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
y’all will never believe who’s going viral on that other app … #blacksky
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
LMFAOOO 🤣🤣🤣 her brothers name is moon shine
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
omg??
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
my apologies sista 😔 finna go slap my granny rn!
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🤣🤣🤣 lord not the bad boy!
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
that’s exactly where she got that from too 😭😭😭😭
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
hopefully a rich white man on his way to glory see this 🙏🏽
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
lmfao 😭 like why tf would she tell me that??? even told me about the funeral like huh????
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i swear ian tryna rage bait, my granny just a lying mf 😔
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i know that now 😔 my granny old ass stay giving me spoiled tea!
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
don’t block me sista 😭😭. yk grandmas be slow as hell
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
okay false alarm yall, my grandma just be running her damn mouth
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
WHY THE HELL YALL AINT TELL ME MORGAN FREEMAN DIED???
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i don’t think i’ve ever heard the original, this is the superior version! no further comments please
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
who cooking rotel? i don’t want no damn dressing 😒
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
john cena is top 2 white person, & he not #2
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
cs them hoes DL 🤣
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
yup! & taking a lovely shit afterwards
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
😂😂😂 the dragon fly jones episode had me pissyyy
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
okay soo how do i add to the starter packs that im in 🫤
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
what’s y’all’s favorite moment from martin? mine is when martin answered pam’s house phone & said “hello animal kingdom” 🤣🤣🤣
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
babe i quit very soon after, told them folks to kiss my ass with my panties off!
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
girl yes, these jobs truly aren’t for the weak
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i went home shortly after 🤣
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
so long story short, the man was just trying to get my attention because he had been sneaking around on the other wing & he saw this blind man about to take a shit in this contracted mans mouth.
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
was screaming in my fucking ears. so i just stop dead in my fucking tracks, bout to piss all down my legs. why this mf started CHARGING at me?!!??? y’all i hauled fucking ass down that hallway back to the nursing station, i didn’t know wtf was chasing me, but i knew like hell it wasn’t finna get me.
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
someone with me. i’m usually good w people so i wasn’t really worried about that. around 3, i had finished my rounds & i was thirsty as hell so i went to the vending machine to get me a drink. out the corner of my fucking eye i see somebody just looking at me. mind you it’s dark as hell & youngboy..
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
up another shift after the shift that i had already worked. so i had finished up my 3-11 & was starting my 11-7. my coworkers told me that this man likes to lurk around at night so if i was gonna go in the kitchen (all the lights in the hallway & the kitchen were off & the doors were closed) to take
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
& since i’m giving yall story times, here’s another 🤣 so i was working in a different nursing home two summers ago, & there was this resident there that was severely autistic. he couldn’t speak but he could make noises & walked with one leg dragging. so one day i had decided that i was going to pick
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
see that’s wtf i should’ve done 😭 i was not getting paid enough for that shit.
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
yeah girl it’s truly not for the weak 😭 i done seen so much shit that make me question my profession every dayyy
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
down there & he had a fucking death grip on the rails, like holding on for dear life! i was PISSED tryna get his ass from off the ground. i had called in reinforcements to help me & all. took 20 minutes to get him up. i was pissed the rest of my shift.
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
under the damn bed. i go in the room & this mf is literally underneath the fucking bed LAUGHING at me!!! i spent a good 25 minutes looking for this mf & he playing hide & seek under the fucking bed. & he was non verbal as well, so he couldn’t call out to me either. so i’m tryna get his ass from..
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
you’ll really see some of the craziest shit working in healthcare. last summer, i was working in this nursing home right. i was doing my rounds & i stopped at this one man’s room & i could not find him at all. mind you this man can not walk. so im just looking & looking & i see a fucking leg …
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i’m thinking kfc
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
can somebody steal me a drive thru screen? i need a new tv…
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i’m so happy leon thomas is finally getting the recognition he deserves 🤭
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
ty dolla sign as a feature >>> his own raggedy ass music <<<
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
all drake gotta do is make another song with ty dolla sign & i’ll forget all about that other shit
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
monaleo on the internet but ella mai in real life 😔
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keya @keyfaiyaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
or that junkie with 4 dreads!
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