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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 6h
this really is the most progressive fe of all time man. there's Yaoi Route, Yuri Route, Woman Who Punches Everything Route, and Straight People Are Craaaaazyyyyy Route
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there are days where i listen to 3 albums to get thru the workday and then there are days where i listen to the same deltarune arrange on repeat for 8 hours
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think "waiting one day past injection day couldnt hurt" and then i wait one day and it legitimately feels like this
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
work is getting in the way of playing through dracula and racist squidward's gay situationship
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tetsuya takahashi playing this new fire emblem game
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
played the first hour of fortunes weave i think intsys is aiming to end all edelgard discourse forever by breaking players brains with whatever the fuck is happening here
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when i put my blankets and sheets in the washer i have to take all the plushies off my bed, and stack them on my chair, and there are so many i end up thinking about the cover of dav pilkey's book world war won, except instead of nuclear warheads there is a snom
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lots of people whose political theory seems to boil down to "if i pick a disenfranchising position and argue about it really hard with the people i'm disenfranchising then the masses will automatically want to join my coalition"
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this blind box is sort of like a game show where two out of three doors give you a car and the third one opens a trapdoor under you into a vat of acid
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the world of uma musume was invented as a thought experiment about a world where the phrase "brony" could never catch on
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
musicians used to dream of playing at the budokan, albert hall, madison square garden etc, but things have changed in the industry so mostly people dream that one day someone will make a cover of their song where someone goes homer maggie lisa bart
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my ultimate moral issue is that i think people should get better at reading the words they are reading
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I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
do not listen to kate bush if you're doing time sensitive work because the moment you put on a track from the dreaming it's just Over. your night is Gone
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
just found out the morton salt girl is the demiurge
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
girls are always facing mysterious psychosomatic ailments -- wait hold on (brings phone to ear) wait... my doctor is telling me about this thing called "Vitamin"...
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
was reminded just now how many people see silva's talk with killua before yorknew as father of the year material and for just a moment i understood why everyone is running around calling each other larpers
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
people are always asking how "real" the events in calvin and hobbes are. has anyone considered that hes just always opening up dark fountains
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i threw out my old water bottle and my wife gifted me a new one but to torture me she made sure it was teemo themed. my desk is miasmic but i cannot get rid of this water bottle because it was a gift from my beloved wife. I am in a codependent relationship with my league of legends water bottle.
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXv... guess whos had this stuck in her head for the past week
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【音MAD】Flurry Man(DELTARUNE Chapter5)【Flower Man】
YouTube video by ハルトモ
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
every youtube comment made under an archival footage video ever for some reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBy...
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Rejected Theme Song from READY PLAYER ONE
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
beautiful women named uniqlo are always sending me deals
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gigue is a very relatable villain because if i had a villain arc and you started singing eight melodies to me i too would start yelling "STOP SINGING!!" to avoid being overcome with sentimentality
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
in deltarune chapter 5, released just a week ago, a beloved character says the phrase, "Here I come Sanfrandisco!" this is a subtle reference to the fact that toby fox has several cameras installed in my home and knows i am going there tomorrow
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
growing up you start to realize that not only do your adolescent interests stick with you, but what that means is different for every generation. every day there will be more and more pensioners retweeting anime boobs, and that's just the way that culture moves
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
can't imagine what it says about my music taste that i keep looping deltarune chapter 5 soundtrack but starting at petal dance
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cant wait to experience beautiful, sunny california in just a couple of weeks... (sees a freeway with backed up cars for miles) Ah... Its like im already there...
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
if other countries don't have ranch then that means other countries don't have ranch pizza. and i'm sorry but that is just unsustainable.
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
most prestige tv will hit the Old Man Bullshit limit, where i take a break so i dont burn out on watching the show's designated old man doing some bullshit. breaking bad hits it in s4. succession hits it in late s3. the sopranos hits it seasonally. bcs never hits it, because it is fundamentally yuri
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
opened up deltarune to play thru chapter 2 again but ended up falling asleep to my castle town. (earthbound marketing copy voice) this game is SLEEPY!
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Huge "Julee Cruise - Floating Into The Night" Fan Excited to Watch Twin Peaks for First Time
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
impostor syndrome will have you feeling like every one on one meeting is the Evil Death Tribunal Of Revelation and then you go there and its the "please for the love of god dont leave this company" meeting instead
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
as a writer one of the most valuable skills you can learn is knowing what not to put on the page. you need to give the reader breathing room to interpret and feel, you can't look like you're desperate to explain what they're already reading. Unless it sounds just sick as fuck. This, too, is a skill
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
girl who is toxic slutch x girl who is toxic yuri
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
just bit into a cookie so brittle that it sent me back in time into the 13th century
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
today i have a bad headache. it could be that i slept 5 hours broken up by 3 hours of bus rides running on nothing but a milkshake, or it could just be that i've had to think about Atlus today
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
writing is when you have to carry the poptart you just toasted in your mouth like some kind of mother cat as you scamper back to a desk to write the new line you thought of in the doc
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
much to be said about how people hyperbolize nyc as a magical mecca that changes people through proximity but there's maybe no other city where i would eat a mille feuille in a public park with my bare hands and be confident that theres too much other weird shit going on for anyone else to care
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
view so good i almost forgot magfest isnt for 7 more months
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
getting some "dead mall" vibes from this....
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
it took a little bit but "therapyspeak" has finally become the new "calarts"
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
im always doing some calvins dad shit. syntactically coherent bullshit is my favorite pastime and chatgpt will never put me out of a job
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sometimes you go to the internet and it's like pulling a lawn chair right up to the darvaza gas crater. like huh, i didn't know fire could burn like that. and also i need to get out of here before the toxic fumes kill me
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
eye drops are helping me function so much they might as well have prescribed this to me instead of ritalin
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
im like "yeah i think i've seen what there is to see in tomodachi i'll just check the news every day" right till i get that last island expansion and then i look outside and it's suddenly pitch black because i spent the last 6 hours trying to figure out the most naturalistic tiles to put down weeds
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cait @keyboardcait.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
playing ff9 and its fun how many "oooh, that's where that's from" moments there are in the first hour alone
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