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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#aewdynamite and collision in one? Ok, cool. Lovely show. And it's so great to see Nick Wayne's promo. Excellent stuff. Three things: purple light is funny. Jericho did some high-stakes pokering on working the crowd (who were 50/50 on his side, at best), but it worked out interestingly.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The only reason Brian Cage doesn't look like the perfect result of the whole "if you built a wrestler from the ground up" is that his hair is too good.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Neon purple, orange and turquoise can fuck right off. I'm so sick of them.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, playing boardgames is not 'a hobby'. It's something you do every now and then. Having soup isn't a hobby either.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finally catching up on #aewallout . God, I hate tie-ins with crap AAA video games.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Höre die Literarische Soiree auf OE1 nach (die ich so oft es mir gelingt, also ca. 1x im Jahr, anhöre). Ein Erzählband wird wohlwollend besprochen, in einem Nebensatz wird erwähnt, dass zeitgenössische AutorInnen eher selten über Sex schreiben würden. "Ist ja auch schwer.", meint der Moderator.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, it's not oldhammer.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Out of all the bastards who currently hold the world in their grip, the passing of this one makes me sad. He was of the generation of wrestlers which I actually watched. A unique voice, a formidable wrestler. Never forgotten (except by gravity). #rip Pac.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLtx... I leave this here. Have a lovely weekend, everybody!
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K.O.'s Feat. Michael Buffer - Let's Get Ready To Rumble (1996)
YouTube video by Maxim P
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
.) Video in some cases isn't a bad medium to get a point across. Like for fixing a dishwasher. .) Youtubers are really bad at making videos to get a point across.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you want to let the world know that you have not a single interesting idea, paint your figures in fluorescent paints. 👍
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just because I haven't told the world what not to do in a while: Don't use 'haul', unless you're a fisherperson. Don't use 'drop' unless you mean a physical object hits a floor. Thank you. :)
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nur nochmal: Meine Güte, sind Leute die KI-Gatschbilder verwenden Pfosten.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"lowkey" is pretty much as bad as using "like" instead of punctuation. It's not necessary, it renders a sentence less impactful, it's just blab.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Menschen, die "Challenge" sagen, sagen auch "entertainen" ohne sich zu genieren. Und vielleicht ist es längerfristig gesehen nicht allzu schlimm, sich von solchen Leuten loszusagen.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man, i hate figure painters. And it's not even their own fault. They just watch youtube things and internet photos and don't actually wargame. Never see figures on a gaming table. It's not their own fault, they just don't know any better.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Show us your lamest and most desperate attempt at "engagement" for this week!!!1 -- Man, I hate these clowns. Are they even human?
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday notes: .) I kinda hate everybody else's 'mental health'. .) Seeing what other people are willing to post on social media about what they are up to is NOT motivating. .) Social media is crap. GenAI is crap. The state of the internet is pitiful.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't look at Instagram normally, because I don't get its purpose. I sometimes post stuff I feel I need to post to advertise my thing, but in general it's a stupid, despicable website which doesn't even work properly if you make any attempt at privacy.
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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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The Butcher The Blade
Alt: The Butcher The Blade in AEW ring
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you can’t afford a PlayStation Original post
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Youtuber Face makes youtubers look even more stupid than everything else does already. Remarkable.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(zur Erinnerung: Kollaboration ist was Schlechtes)
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, they really may have something there in young Nick Wayne. Not bad, not bad.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man, are there more boring people than the ones who airbrush the backs of plastic spoons and post pictures of them online as if they achieved anything?
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seinfeld, S04/E04 The Wallet. End stand-up bit: "I mean the whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ENDS. If I wanted a long, boring story with no end to it I have my life." Up the episodic television. 👍
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also: Jeebus effin christ, why pay so much attention to people who make money off of being the village idiot with the stupidest non-opinion? Don't get caught up in fights which don't exist.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Proper miniature companies are reeling as artless, pointless 3d printers regurgitate stolen GW designs. It's so boring and dystopian.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Puh. Wenn wer "rekreieren" sagt (oder einfach nur "kreieren") .... naja.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well flippin' heck, what a show. #aewallin
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, all the annoying crap by people who have no clue aside - it's All In weekend. :) That'll be nice.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not everybody has to "build a community". Least of all you or I. No matter what that marketing idiot said. "Community" means nothing at this point. Yet another term made meaningless by sales idiots and internet idiots.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are tattoos a physical manifestation of that weird urge to attach labels to oneself and thereby define our wacky little 'identity'?
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
'rest in power' always sounds silly. Peace is good, peace is power. What a longing for 'power' and the accompanying mindset gets ye is authoritarian asshats who for leaders who deem themselves powerful, but actually are clueless youtubers.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wtf, Sledge Hammer hat im Original einen Laugh Track?
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wer noch einmal "Heldenreise" (oder schlimmer noch: Hero's Journey) sagt, bekommt Fernsehverbot.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Catching up on #AEWDynamite. Yeeeah, I really like Persephone now. :D Looking at her empty hands in disbelief for seconds after Statlander grabbed Shida from her.... proper good pantomime. 😁 Good stuff.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pee off with your "...for just the price of a cup of coffee per month!". Just say the price, we are not idiots. It also makes me think of what people who drink horrible coffee drink and pay for coffee and it makes it all the sadder.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'd almost be OK with watching streamers doing certain things, if it wasn't for that dehumanizing BS non-interaction with 'the chat' and that unnerving and degrading 'thanking for cash thrown their way in the guise of BS terms'. It's disgusting and silly.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShBO... Oh dear, I can so imagine things going this way... :S
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“It’s called…….....…enshittification.”
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wondering if I ever closed a social media tab and thought "ah, I feel better now that I spent time on this social media website". They're all rubbish, aren't they.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Daily reminder: "I'm like..." makes ye sound incredibly stupid.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Had to witness a trailer for the Among Us tv show. It looks terrible. Well, it looks OK, but it sounds incredibly annoying.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Designer - auch nervig.
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noyb – European Center for Digital Rights @noyb.eu · 04/08/2026
🍪 Visit killthecookiebanner.eu to learn more and find out how you can take action! #KillTheCookieBanner
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's still baffling to me how much dumber the 'like' makes people sound when they talk. Really something to look out for.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Man, I really enjoyed that womens trio match on #AEWCOLLISION . Such a fan of Athena's. I also like the Brawling Birds of course, really like Billie Starkz and I always liked Diamante. Hazuki I'm less familiar with but she does that joshi wrestling thing bloody well, doesn't she.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh, how stupid a term is 'head canon'. Bad, bad word, that. Isn't it just a 'fan theory'? And if so - quite telling about the state of how we think theories/the explanation of the world/science works.
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watched ER the other night, from 1995. Christmas episode (which ER is good at, apart from being good in general). Dr.Greene says he bought the sled because it was the only thing thing he could find in the toy store that isn't connected to some IP/license thing. 30 years ago 't was basd already
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key-locke.bsky.social @key-locke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just catching up on #AEWDynamite . Jaysus, Marina Shafir is big. I mean she always looks incredibly impressive, but seing her right next to Pac (who STILL looks like an action figure) and they're the same size and shape is insane. :D Great to see her being such a slow-burn success story in AEW.
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