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Piece of shit mayonnaise baby

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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How it feels grocery shopping in a small town in the same aisle as Trump supporters overly reacting to the sticker shock. You can't start a fight or argue at the Aldi's so you hold back lots of inside thoughts and that's every grocery shopping trip for the rest of your life.
SpongeBob's Ms. Puff's side eye rage
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could not live in that building next door. I would be glued to that window stressed the fuck out.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Judging by the look in his eyes and my wild imagination, he never knows when the next time he will successfully shit. Sucks to be him.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol, who is this? We have a block going on too. He don't like salad or mayonnaise. I bet he's team beef.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Staying in the log cabin closet only helps their masochistic tendencies. We don't feed into that, they have no other choice.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was me and my liberal agenda. I'll do it again.
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Hey Girl Sliding Into Your D Ms Like
ALT: Hey Girl Sliding Into Your D Ms Like
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Peanut butter jelly sandwich, goldfish cracker gunk, ketchup and slimy spit is still gonna get smooshed in there if a toddler touches it.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
About twice a week now, they take turns being outraged and dropping the deflock website with each other. They were so worked up they didn't even notice they took my bait and keep on running with it.
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Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The low turnout of the RNC and the gaslighting from the die hards is actually causing voter apathy in the local MAGA. I know when to keep my mouth shut & not give them a common enemy to unite against. I already stoked the flames for the past weeks w/ casual fact dropping of data centers/Flock cams.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You're expecting me to do extra steps to protect myself?!
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There weren't even that many people there. Practically all of them would have to have grindr to make that happen. Are they all Cylons too?
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Bilizz Makes Funny Faces
ALT: Bilizz Makes Funny Faces
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can you imagine how nasty that door knob would be the second a toddler touches it. Pretty but all I can think of all of the gunk that could be hiding in those crevices.
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Hot Ones Winona Ryder
ALT: Hot Ones Winona Ryder
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Linger on this and click to learn more to help your algorithm give you more toad content. Woodhouse Toad that lives in my hibernaculum with Houston Toads. www.inaturalist.org/taxa/64989-A...
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what happened to me with cats wearing construction hats then videos of construction site cats. I liked it until it recently turned into AI cats wearing construction hats and doing construction. There's folks in the comments actually thinking the cat standing directing cranes was real. 🫪😮‍💨🫠
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Kombucha Girl
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're infighting on my local nextdoor over whether or not the convention is actually empty or overflowing with people. Both sides have TDS syndrome apparently.
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Judge Reinhold as Brad Hamilton Peeking in Fast Times At Ridgemont High
ALT: Judge Reinhold as Brad Hamilton Peeking in Fast Times At Ridgemont High
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm supportive of her lawsuit; it's just about the only way a big corporations will actually listen & change. I hope Home Depot pays attention and crack down on allowing dogs in their stores. I've had scary encounters with unruly dogs there. Ppl intentionally use the stores as dog training grounds.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Layoffs are rare?!
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Anchorman - Don't believe you
ALT: Anchorman - Don't believe you
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Anfield77 @anfield77.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The biggest non-issue that gets an oversized amount of oxygen. Why can’t we keep politicians out of this issue and let the sports leagues and organizers sort this out?
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Dr Robin @robinindfw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People on this thread seem to forget this is Texas. Talarico isn’t taking the bait. The right wingers would more than love to run on culture wars instead of Paxton’s record of corruption. Talarico sees that and worded his response carefully.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Obama doin' a fashion?
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Shock Omg
ALT: Shock Omg
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel genuinely bad for the few folks that felt hopeful for a few moments when they took the local flock cameras down.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Always have been
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So Good Wink
ALT: So Good Wink
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I honestly forgot he used to be normal shaped. Weird.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The problem is they never experimented with them. If they made them bigger and called them Dippin' Balls we definitely would be in a better place right now. You can't tell me that every person that bought a unicorn frap or a Grimace shake would not be all over Dippin' Balls.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TBF, I don't want to get any more notifications about shit problems that ain't mine to deal with. I can't unsubscribe from hearing about Trump's wet farts, it's thrown at me daily. I don't have anymore bandwidth for anymore talk of shitty pants. I'm calling justified.
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Woman Yells 'Enooouuugh!'
ALT: Woman Yells 'Enooouuugh!'
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't like this kid but God damn. Why in the fuck is she sharing the layout of her apartment?! The type of people who are fans of hers are the exact type of people that should not know anything about her whereabouts and how to navigate their way throughout her place. Yikes. Good Luck, I guess.
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Talarico and his staff said the threats made them fear for their safety.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wow, I'm so glad he was given the opportunity to legally own guns and weapons after he stabbed his own mother. Second chances are important for violent men to have so they can continue to do what they do best. /S
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone have the sources for this?
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The wig change is because the day before, we could see his scalp was purple under his wig. It's better for people to laugh at a bad wig vs. talking and speculating about what health conditions is making his scalp purple.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nvm I got the movie mixed up with Annilation. Disregard joke.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TBF that Bear cried "help me" clearly they were the real victim
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
JD Vance is defending Cruz more than Cruz defended his wife.
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Oh Ok Meme
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Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 04/09/2026
BREAKING: Data center stopped in Harlingen due to public pressure. While the fight isn’t done, every stop or delay is a victory. My name is Clayton Tucker. I’m running for TX Ag Commissioner to stop the data centers from taking our resources or jacking up our power bills.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Note for North Carolina voters: The GOP board of elections just approved new, restrictive guidelines on mail voters that are likely to lead to counties rejecting more ballots. www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
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In split vote, NC approves new mail-in ballot guidelines hours before voting begins
The vote comes after similar proposed rules were blocked from taking effect in this year’s elections.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Serious question, does anyone have any ideas why his scalp or toupee is purple?
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They forget sometimes that trickle down economics is bull honky; their wanting to keep their blackmail sex crimes in the dark is always a factor at play. It's safe to assume most of them have them at this point.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Making up an hypothetical male pedo boogeyman so they can vilianize & meddle with womens' spaces & legal autonomy shitck is getting really fucking old. Why are they even allowed to perpetuate this tired argument for more than a decade? TERF should be more powerfully bad label to have than it is IMO
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't understand why the judge wouldn't use an alternative juror, IIRC they had six of them that were there for the entire trial.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
juror said to the judge they were following the law while the other jurors say he was doing otherwise in the jury deliberation room. Reddington, the defense attorney argued this & told the judge that juror is lying to him so that juror should be removed for an alternate to step in & restart delib.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Blue state dickholes loves punching down on us as we try harder and endure more than they can ever imagine. They're sick fucks
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they also did the Sega logo w/ MAGA
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Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 04/09/2026
Rural Texas shouldn't have to lose its young people just because all the good jobs went somewhere else. We need to rebuild rural infrastructure, healthcare, and local economies so Texans can build a good life in the communities they call home. It's time to invest in rural Texas again.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey y'all, maybe we should share this idea with your local Dem candidates
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I live in rural red Texas and saw two @aaronparnas.bsky.social videos linked on Nextdoor which is huge.
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There has been a surge in progressive and Dem posting online locally and the only ones doing their usual hateful MAGA dog piling and bullying are the ones set in "all Dems bad/ everything is Dem's fault" rhetoric and they aren't getting their usual engagement back compared to previous times
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Keep in mind that the opposition tends to sit out elections when they are upset. There have been recent special elections in Texas where this has happened leaving more progressives Dems to win in places that never would have happened before. I have seen a difference in their engagement locally
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KewPieOS @kewpieos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks for providing a link, I have never heard of this. Gonna read it tomorrow.
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