Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wrapping up the last two flights of the longest flight of my life on the longest trip of my life with someone I think will spend a long part of my life with. whoa. 100
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope Chet Hanks overdoses on fentanyl or some shit. Just so I can laugh. 010
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I hear Billy Porter say, "It's a vibe" I take off running in terror. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's a sad world that would put robots on the runway before they put fat people. 011
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Daddy needs a hot oil treatment and a hug from his grandmother. Me. I am Daddy. The Elusive Recluse. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'll never give someone a bonus point or subtract a point because someone didn't seem excited or positive. Some people have the luxury of being driven by desire, some do not. I don't care about someone's attitude. Truly I don't. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My African-American brain cannot wrap my head around ever judging someone for their enthusiasm or positivity in the workplace. 100
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gizelle being the only housewife to not have plastic surgery is something she should brag about more. 010
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wonder if that instagram wannabe influencer scrubbed his page of the murderer. 🤔 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Being in a relationship is crazy because their feelings be triggering your feelings and then you're in a feelings knot. By next Wednesday you're questioning if you're Ike Turner. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You've heard of Naked and Afraid? Well, we've got a new show for you. Discovery brings you Flaccid and Enraged. It's a reality show about Wednesdays and email battles over copyediting. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sex at work sounds like a horrible idea. The moment I hear a ping i'm back to my normal disposition of flaccid and enraged. 100
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Preacher: Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning. Me at night vs me in the morning: 010
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Either something is burning or i'm having a stroke. Either way i'm posting through it. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have a love-hate relationship with songs that fade out when artists are about to freak it. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran just called me and left a message asking if I'm free this weekend. I wonder what that's about. 110
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People say, "Kevin, you're so skinny. You don't eat." Really? Explain this. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026PLEASE. I need to go back 30 hours and make a different decision. 110
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone took a video of me and posted online without my permission. Wanna see? 100
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Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I feel Oh Me Oh My has an extra 3-5 minutes locked up in a vault somewhere. And I need it. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My heart feels like there are some Aretha Franklin extended cuts we never got. 100
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I just learned that Gen Alpha uses AI as a substitute for bullshit. I love them. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just because you have bushy eyebrows and look like you're from Edinburgh does not make you a serious actor. 000
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When he died in that movie, I laughed in the theater because like... was he serious?? 100
Kevin @kevunn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Robert Pattinson died for the last time in The Odyssey for me. His acting in that movie was a grift. I didn't know his name before that movie and I only learned it to avoid his future projects. 100
