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Kevin McElligott

@kevmce.bsky.social
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Trying not to make early Simpsons quotes my entire personality - and usually failing.

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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So can the Packers just hire John Harbaugh now, or
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
One of the biggest losses with the advent of the streaming TV era is that people now celebrate New Year’s 45 seconds late.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The answer to all of the above questions is: Rob Lowe
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I hate that AI has co-opted the em dash. I’ve had to remove it from all my writing now.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Cotton candy-flavored hummus will get ya every time.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I think this is mostly why people were confused about the decision to split it into two films - the second act just isn’t very good. 🤷‍♂️
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Only the Democrats would win a slate of bellwether elections, win the shutdown messaging war, have Trump on his heels, and cave in exchange for jack shit.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I finally gave in and started taking propranolol this summer - and yeah, it rocks. I’m not staring aimlessly at the ceiling waiting to fall asleep for an hour any more.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It brings me no pleasure to report that pointless bullshit like the jeans ad is why Democrats lose elections.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Done - FB17990044
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Okay, who the heck do we talk to about getting iOS to properly recognize the new USPS 2FA texts? @rmondello.com
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Do I have to do it now, or can I take several months to train first?
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Hopefully they don’t grill him too badly at the pearly gates.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Yes it is, and yes you absolutely should.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Who or what is Santos L. Halper?
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Hizzoner’s security detail is really falling down on the job there.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This dude fundamentally misunderstands what many people believe the American Dream to be, and I feel like they’ll learn that soon enough: www.cnbc.com/2025/03/06/t...
cnbc.com
Treasury Secretary Bessent says the American dream is not about 'access to cheap goods'
Bessent on Thursday offered a full-throated defense of the White House's position on tariffs.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“i have encountered exactly three or four land acknowledgments in like ten years” You’ve clearly never lived on the west coast.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Preclearance in the UK would be phenomenal.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Turns out there are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Americans voting against their own interests.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Can the hopper hold a full 12 oz bag?
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In fairness, this problem would be alleviated at least slightly if they didn’t change the damn store layout every time we step foot in there.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Because those people specialize in performative nonsense that doesn’t actually accomplish anything.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Simpsons “Police…Cops…Police Cops” meme
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Today I finally learned what that lyric was.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Me in my annual reviews be like
Family Guy Peter Griffin “I did good, Meg?” GIF
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’ll disagree in the sense that this year feels like the early 2000s again in terms of overall accessibility, and that’s…not great. In recent years I’ve probably seen 75% of likely nominees by now. This year it’s…maybe 25%? The release schedules are needlessly obtuse this year.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Media pundits: spend the entire year whining about how pointless the Golden Globes are because the HFPA is so corrupt. Also media pundits: live-skeeting the Golden Globes.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I knew buying the DVDs all those years ago was the move. Really need to set up a NAS one of these days.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Crazy to think that Jesus died on the cross just 25 years ago.
nytimes.com
Religious Leaders Experiment with A.I. in Sermons (Gift Article)
Modern religious leaders are experimenting with A.I. just as earlier generations examined radio, television and the internet.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
This was the fourth year they’ve screwed me over in my survivor pool in the latter half of the season…can confirm.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The article literally says that they escort you to a private section of the street for a ball drop view.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
And still $$$$, I presume? 😬
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
How’s it been going so far? I’m thinking about it to correct my bite that’s reverted somewhat after my teenage braces years.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I don’t care about this game at all. But there is no possible way Tee Higgins had both feet in with the ball. No clue what they’re looking at.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Pretty sure that both the Bengals and the Broncos went to the Chicago Bears School of Clock Management.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The stream’s been smooth as butter so far. Nice change after Tyson/Paul. 👍
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Amen. Why can’t the referee crew just wear watches that buzz at 00?
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I’m getting stressed out just reading that.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Perhaps they should focus on restarting HQ2 construction, then? 🤷‍♂️
qz.com
Amazon doesn't even have space for everyone it ordered back to the office
Some Amazon locations are reportedly delaying plans for employees to work five days a week in the office
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I would be much more willing to use @theatlantic.com app more frequently if its push notifications actually worked as intended and directed you to the article.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
@filmgirl.bsky.social Dunno if you saw…Max dropped the trailer for Noah Wyle’s ER clone a few days ago. I so badly want this to be good. youtu.be/ufR_08V38sQ
youtu.be
The Pitt | Official Trailer | Max
YouTube video by Max
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Please be The Pitt, please be The Pitt. Please be good, please be good…
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Happy “Let’s circle back to that next year” week!
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
…in the first half, anyway.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Damn, wish I’d seen this Reddit thread earlier.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I won’t fly through FRA or CDG without a layover of at least three hours.
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Kevin McElligott @kevmce.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This may be controversial, but I’m a Sign Then Drive cultist.
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