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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 2h
should i buy Pee Wee Herman's medical marijuana card? www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/229...
image shows a california medican marijuana patient card for Paul Reubens
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 13/08/2026
the guy i bought my wallet from 5 years ago appears to have gone insane and also finally figured out how to use MailChimp
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 13/08/2026
launching a consultancy where i help students from the Birmingham and Dallas suburbs prepare for campus life at Middlebury, Skidmore, and Wesleyan. archive.ph/WSX2i
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 12/08/2026
been thinking about signing up for the AI girlfriend endorsed by the famous fraudster. has anyone else tried this? lmk!!
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 08/08/2026
this is how it feels to try and find the most recent episode of Gardener’s World on Britbox
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 08/08/2026
caught someone trying to pass off their Tesla as a Saab lol
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 07/08/2026
Wikipedia Chum!
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 04/08/2026
we cannot cede our public parks to these mfers, next thing you know they'll be trying to land their aluminium airships on the Sheep's Meadow
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 28/07/2026
every day the world wide web offers us a glimpse into the beautiful richness of the human experience.
an instagram post titled “Welcome Back to Part 2 Of Fixing My Broken Micro Jacuzzi”
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 23/07/2026
don't talk like this around me
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 23/07/2026
sorta funny that the cover art for Grand Theft Auto 5 is a rip off of the poster for the Frances McDormand movie Laurel Canyon (2002)
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 20/07/2026
hello, i am the Director of Amazon Advertising for the largest publisher on planet earth and i would strongly discourage you from doing this. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 15/07/2026
proud to be a member of DSA's Carolyn Bessette Kennedy caucus.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 13/07/2026
fatherkarine.substack.com/p/how-i-achi...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 07/07/2026
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 07/07/2026
wanderer above the sea of fog
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 26/06/2026
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 26/06/2026
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 26/06/2026
starting a thread to collect all my favorite chum
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 25/06/2026
did not realize that this is the sort of stupid bullshit you guys were doing in Cannes. unbelievably embarrassing. i thought it was just clapping a lot for new movies.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 23/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 10/06/2026
this week's arrangement
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 01/06/2026
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 27/05/2026
every week my dad volunteers at his local food pantry, and every week he texts me a picture of how he arranged the cans.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 19/05/2026
wait....didn't you and Steve Rosenbaum co-host a "live podcast taping" promoting this book 48 hours ago? when did you start reporting this out? Did you discover these hallucinations in preparation for that event?
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 15/05/2026
happy 2-year anniversary to the diner placemats full of fake businesses that i made for a wedding and also happy 2-year anniversary to my wife who married me at that wedding.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 14/04/2026
RBX's lawsuit was against Spotify, not Drake (although it only cited Drake's streaming numbers as examples of inflation)
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 13/04/2026
the little daily weather icon shouldn’t say “thunderstorms” if this is the forecast.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 13/04/2026
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 09/04/2026
"The flushed skin of her ass and thighs seems to glow, its rosy freshness contrasted by a patina of dirt on the soles of her feet." www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 26/03/2026
great housing angle on this story: because this woman was paying just $1,500/mo for a Park Slope apartment, she was able to use the $2.75mill she embezzled from her job on cool things like DoorDash and VIP tickets to WWE Raw. affordable housing opens up incredible possibilities for residents.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 25/03/2026
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 12/03/2026
the saddest short story every written: For Sale: Wax Ellen, No Hands.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 05/03/2026
@hellgatenyc.com Governor Hochul’s WHAT????
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 22/02/2026
NYTimes editors prepping tomorrow’s coverage of Mamdani’s winter coat
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 24/01/2026
there is a deep library of contemporary romance novels that answer this question in vivid detail.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 16/01/2026
Cape Cod Demon Hunters
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 27/12/2025
currincy.substack.com/p/cameron-wi...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 13/11/2025
me and my infant daughter at 2:38am
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 12/11/2025
vodka, tequila, gin, rum, triple sec, diet coke, espresso, steamed milk, and chocolate syrup.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 07/11/2025
i was a regular at Fancy Nancy and i am a now a regular at Hartley’s; it is absolutely baffling to suggest one as a reasonable substitute for the other. the NYTimes continues to pioneer disservice journalism. (Rosemarie on Lorimer is the correct answer this reader is looking for)
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 03/11/2025
showing my newborn daughter (48hrs old) my prized possession (Dr Zizmor poster i stole from the 6 train in 2007.)
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 29/10/2025
seek help!
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 27/10/2025
terrifying to imagine a world where this version could have broken containment and infected the masses. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodies_...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 20/10/2025
gold is hitting $4,500+ per ounce. should i sell this ring?
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 16/10/2025
i hope these ambitious plans don't get in the way of his relaxing retirement in the Golan Heights.
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 16/10/2025
www.wired.com/story/owning...
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 24/09/2025
the Recipe section on Alison Roman's new website has a "Browse By Ingredient" option. a straightforward innovation that certainly took hours of tagging and cataloguing & should probably win her an Emmy or a Webby or a Pulitzer or whatever it is that people win these days www.alisoneroman.com/recipes
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kevin sweeting @kevinsweeting.com · 12/09/2025
this NYTimes article frames the people disrupting this Zoom lecture as acting on behalf of an organized pro-Palestinian protest project...but unless some details are going unmentioned, they don't seem to have made any mention of Palestine or the war in Gaza www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/n...
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