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Kevin Plantz

@kevinplantz.bsky.social
396 followers 793 following 146 posts

Just a single man in California trying to make people laugh to get through this whirlwind of a lifetime. I enjoy horror movies, video games, and making others happy.

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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
#NoKings March28th....💪🦾 #Resist #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #TrumpThePedo
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I was pulled over this morning by a police officer. He asked me, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” Me - “Who cares? Have you seen the DOW?” How dare he accuse me of a crime!
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
OMG! They are doing the Sign Language in Spanish too? The #SuperBowl is too Woke!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/01/2026
A reminder how ICE treats priests.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/01/2026
We have to flip the Senate.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
For 18 months, I had to keep the secret that I didn't just voice The Flying Dutchman in the SpongeBob movie, but I also played him in live-action sequences. The hours it took flew by thanks to superb makeup artists Gage Munster & Marcel Banks who were both so kind AND hilarious. 🤣 Thanks fellas! 🙏
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Tony Michaels @thetonymichaels.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This White of White Crime is getting out of hand. Send in the National Guard! #CharlieKirk
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2025
I stand with Matthew Dowd.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Where’s the lie? #MAGA
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@rockstargames.com I’m ready for my Red Dead Redemption 3 audition.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
@nintendousa.bsky.social I wrote to Nintendo about a SNES sequel version for Friday the 13th when I was 10 years old.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The current employees in Manteca, CA are making $17 an hour. If they can afford to pay temps who cross the picket lines $27.73 an hour, they can afford to pay the current employees the same amount. McDonald’s in California is paying their employees $20 an hour. Make it make sense.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Return of the Living Dead news horrornews.net/182996/thoma...
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Thomas Matthews & Beverly Randolph Return to The Return of the Living Dead, Trash’s Revenge - Horror News | HNN
ROTLD originals Thomas Matthews and Beverly Randolph returned over the weekend to the zombie franchi
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Instead of funding a “Big Beautiful Parade” for apparently us Veterans that fought for this Country, how about we use that money to fund the VA? Or is taking care of Veterans “too expensive?” Fund the VA or stop pretending you care about us Veterans.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Why would Walmart “EAT THE TARIFFS” if foreign Countries are the ones paying the tariffs? Unless… oh no. He may have lied! #MAGA
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
When you drop the “friend” that voted for Trump no matter what and you have to give them a reminder on how stupid they are.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The Orca has a MS13 tattoo on its fin. Trump wants it deported to the most dangerous El Salvador Prison.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I guess the Veteran’s Administration is on the fritz?
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Pain is the only feeling Donald Trump offers.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The Khalil Case is a prime example that if your religion teaches you to hate someone because of their religion, you’re doing religion incorrectly.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
When the cat repos your dog bed.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/03/2025
Ossoff would make a brilliant minority leader.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Ohhh my…
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
They need to leave us #Veterans alone. #VeteranBenefits #VA
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Today was a wonderful day. #Sloth #cuddles
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
When Joe Rogan says that Elon Musk is a “Super Genius” it shows that Joe Rogan is a “Super Moron.”
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
America has decided to abort the UN resolution for Ukraine before it has a chance to make it to a full term. America sided with Russia and our grandparents that fought against Nazis are watching us in distain.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I caught her creepin. #CatsOfBluesky
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 20/02/2025
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Just admit that you got played. #MAGA
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Time to train my cat.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Pretty accurate.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/02/2025
BREAKING: I’m hearing from several VA employees that they have been locked out of VATAS - thats how employees request leave - like administrative leave to file EEO complaints. It also shows your work schedule and OT. If this has happened to you, please reach out using the contact info in my bio.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Donald Trump says Egg prices are going up because they came from DEI Chickens.
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Kevin Plantz @kevinplantz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Planet Fitness says it’s a “No Judgement Zone.” Then how come there was so much giggling when I walked out of the locker room without shorts on?
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a poster for futurama shows bender holding a stick and says " enough of your lies "
ALT: a poster for futurama shows bender holding a stick and says " enough of your lies "
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Ben Meiselas @meiselasb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. Repeat it.
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