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Kevin Koljack

@kevinkoljack.bsky.social
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Dad, aspiring writer, world-champion kickboxer, Harvard JD, and okay lookin fella in the right light. Black List 9 | 2X AFF SF | Page SF | Roadmap GPS Finalist.

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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
#Hearthstone does not get enough love for battlegrounds. It’s no duels (rip the best system ever), but it’s so engaging in a totally different way than the base game.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Headed to AFF next month. Would love to connect with people. Who else will be there? @davidwalesnm.bsky.social
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Remember when our biggest concern was the Vinny/Morgan cheat-mance? Those were the good ole days. #bb27
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Been saying it since last year: CeeDee is mid and Dak is elite.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
An inauspicious beginning.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Watched weapons and thought the humor and eerie vibe worked incredibly well together. Always felt creepy, yet the laughs came easily and regularly. I thought Barbarian landed the framing device better and had a much more satisfying ending, but both are fantastic movies.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Screw ALL of you for not making me watch THE MONKEY sooner. This is an amazing movie. This is art.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
95% of my time on facebook is spent wishing people happy birthday. 75% of my time on Twitter is spent congratulating people for their writing success. I don’t really use Insta. I think I’m old.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
THE MONKEY is a blast. I feel like it was criminally under-hyped.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It has become painfully obvious that the vast majority of people do not know what “free speech,” “doxing,” or “aiding and abetting” mean.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Second boss in Lies of P looked so cool and had an awesome intro, but I beat him in one try. Also got more health vials, so I don’t have to worry about regular enemies much anymore. The factory is up next and looks very menacing, so I’m hoping the fear gets ratcheted up.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
In the second area of Lies of P now, and things are getting harder. I still feel OP against the regular enemies, but the traps and stronger enemies take my health vials so I’m very conscious of damage. Fun way to balance combat. Levels are pretty linear, but look cool.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
First boss battle in Lies of P was great! Tried the quick dodge and attack play style from Bloodborne and got worked. Finally adjusted to a move, block, parry style and smoked it. Great job teaching me how to play the game and rewarding me for finally getting it.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Live every day as if it’s your last! -He says as he types platitudes into his phone while sitting in his underwear and eating a microwaved quesadilla.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Started Lies of P. Love the aesthetic and the game does a good job of tutorializing. My only issue, as of yet, is that it’s pretty easy. I use the halberd and can take on groups of 3 without a problem. Maybe it’s lulling me into a false sense of security…
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Lies of P is free this month on PS+. I guess it’s time to dive on in.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A lot of people are saying Together is anti-relationship, but I disagree. If anything, it’s anti-hiking.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I’m starting to think some of the vendors at this farmers’ market are not, in fact, farmers…
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I hear you, but **proceeds not to hear you**.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This season is objectively one of the most attractive in years. Like, nearly every single houseguest is gorgeous. No wonder they didn’t want to cast me. #BB27
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
How many fight scenes are too many in a character-driven action comedy similar to NOBODY? Any number above 43 is appreciated. #scriptsky
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I've been waiting on an evaluation from @theblcklst for over 5 weeks. In that time, I got a month of free hosting and a reply to my inquiry about the wait saying my script is "working its way through the system." Have others experienced a similar delay as of late?
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
We always knock and ask our son if we can come in when we go to get him up for the day. He used to excitedly yell, “yeah yeah.” Now he says, “five more minutes.” He’s two.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It’s crazy how one bad hour of toddler tantrums is more draining than five straight hours of running around and playing. And yet one big hug gets you right back in the game.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I always break and outline, but it’s not until I get about 2/3 of the way through a script—writing lots of actual scenes—that I really start to get the feel for the story and see the connections. Anybody else? #Screenwriting
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The Electric Six really doesn’t get enough love. Especially in LA. They feel like a perfect LA band.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is legit the best and most fun start to a #BigBrother season in years. I love it! #BB27
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Finished sinners. Looked amazing. Lots of impressive oners. Loved the switches wide shots throughout. Action was tropey, and did not stick to its own logic. Ultimately, the inactive scenes were the most interesting, and those were the majority of the movie. Solid film.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals” at Wimbledon today?
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hour forty-five into sinners. We have reached the horror trope where people start entertaining nonsensically dumb ideas that will obviously get them killed. The dialogue is great character building, even if there are a lot of the same conversations/beats hitting multiple times.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hour thirty into Sinners and they finally said “vampire.” Lots happening now with plenty of humor and big moments. Not sure why all the vampires immediately run out when all they wanna do is come in, but maybe I’ll find out soon.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A little over an hour into Sinners. Lots of oners that must have taken a bunch of effort. All the scenes with Remmick are super creepy and intense. And the slow roll with his abilities is delightful. Makes me excited any time he is on the screen.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I just want the world I was promised by Batman Beyond. Is that too much to ask?
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My Act I is a bit bloated, but as I approach the midpoint in this new feature, I’m feeling good. Squeezing in lots of humor and pushing the pace as I near my favorite part of the process.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Minute 50 of Sinners. Only one thing has happened, but it was a really cool one thing. And the switch to the wide shot in the juke was masterful. Visuals and lighting are 10 out of 10.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
25 minutes into Sinners. Nothing is really happening, but the shots look great and Michael B. Jordan plays some fun characters. I def want to keep watching.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Why is it that my son ALWAYS wakes up from his nap the moment I really start rolling with my writing?
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Okay, we’re all packed. Do you want to go potty? “No.” Alright, say goodbye to grandma and grandpa. Let’s go potty before we leave. “No.” We’re about to hit the road. Last chance to go potty. “No.” The moment we hit bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeway—“I have to go potty.”
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Sharing a single hotel room with your pregnant wife and toddler on the Fourth of July means everyone is in bed by 7. I don’t hate it.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
There is nothing I enjoy more than a fun take/discussion on things that bump people in great movies. Something like, “Act II was slow, but it didn’t matter because of X, Y, and Z.” I think it shows what people really care about when they watch/think about a film.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The Birdcage is such a revelation. What an amazing swing and hit. Particularly timely for our current political climate as well.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
THUNDER!!!!! #ThunderUp
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Anybody have advice on how to get through Act 1 faster? I find myself spending too much time in my first act, and I’m looking for some tips to work on speeding it up. #scriptsky
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This is getting a bit out of hand. #ThunderUp
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
If you aren’t “cleaning up” after your toddler by eating all of his unfinished snacks, what are you even doing?
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Your midpoint MUST be engaging and MUST change everything. That’s the point where we learn what the movie really is. If your midpoint isn’t a brilliantly-clear flashing road sign reading “on ramp,” you need a better midpoint. #scriptsky
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Rewatching Vice Principals, and I feel comfortable saying it is Walton Goggins’ best comedic performance. Literally, him just standing in a scene is hilarious. He’s acting with every inch of his body at all times.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I feel like we may not be able to trust those Iranian military tweets…
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
0 FG in 34 minutes IN THE FINALS is absolutely insane.
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Kevin Koljack @kevinkoljack.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Way to make it happen! One to go! #Thunderup
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