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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 1h
this is exactly the point of this rigamarole. they lack the authority much less the will to implement true impediments so they sow the seeds of doubt to force ppl to vote in person (which itself is further ratfucked by closing polling sites and just slow rolling everything).
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 8h
here in Portland a girl was riding on an atv with her boyfriend at a Sauvie island farm during a teenage party and she died during the accident. The families are friends and forgave. It’s typical rural/urban divide.
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
christ almighty watching Fox One for sports is such a dirty experience
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is the culture that Tom Dundon thinks he can come here with his subprime bullshit and erase www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww64...
youtube.com
Rip City Rhapsody - Portland Trail Blazers
YouTube video by Portland Trail Blazers
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sounds like Kelsey Mitchell has had enough of this bullshit "I don't think people really understand how much we endure…DMs about the hate and all of the stuff that comes with being a professional athlete, but specifically being an Indiana Fever basketball player" www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
espn.com
Fever GM defends fanbase: Attacks have no basis in reality, must stop
General manager Amber Cox defended the Indiana Fever fanbase during her exit-interview session with media Saturday morning, saying, "attacks on our fan base have no basis in reality."
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you guys take games way too seriously. like i take sports seriously but i would never use its players or ancillary personnel as arbiters of public morality and ethics. and sports are actually real in the sense they exist in meat space. games are fake!
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we moved my wife into a new house and when setting up the wifi i was exposed to creative router naming conventions, something i was robbed of living by the same house for the last 14 years
list of available networks includes "Pete Hegseth's Signal Chat" and "Surveilance Van" Surveillance is spelled wrong
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am likely the only person in the Pac NW who is a member of the Taco Time rewards program and everyone is missing out on these amazing deals
Taco Time NW Rewards

8:05 AM
Get ANY Soft Taco for just $5


Get yours through 10/6
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my favorite parts of my day is fighting with Google Gemini
i asked Gemini what happens if i don't replace my fridge's water filter, even if i only use it for ice, and i accuse it of fearmongering
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that’s great because Marshall has the momentum of a derailed commuter rail line. bad money after bad! warms my heart.
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love how New Season refers to its “bullshitted up” boxed mac and cheese as “small batch”
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jesus, Tony Gonzalez is waxing poetic about DeShaun Watson and his courage wtf
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is the nicest October stretch of weather in recent memory. which probably means that earthquake will hit.
weekly forecast showing sunny skies and mid-seventy degrees for the next 7 days
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
football would be an amazing sport if it had a shot clock
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we still don't even know what Eric Schmitt was even trying to accuse Jack Smith of doing...being friends with Black People?
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is a fan of urban density
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so hilarious this is still there www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
axios.com
Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/EvfWZ1Fl6GE
youtu.be
Inside Markwayne Mullin’s SUSPICIOUS Roommate Situation
YouTube video by WatchlistTYT
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now we have to listen to every tech CEO dipshit who has the money to end poverty, but won’t because “woke” or whatever, use the term “super intelligence” because they think kissing a janky real-estate huckster’s ass will heal the psychic wounds from never getting picked to play dodgeball.
static.klipy.com
Obviously
ALT: Obviously
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and he continued/continues to be platformed by the New York Times
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man, the Idaho Potato Commission has very strong opinions on tuber refrigeration
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
recession indicator: catfish nuggets are on sale at Safeway for $2.49/lb
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look you guys may hate AI but it's given me something to do
i ask Gemini if i'm allowed to make pork fajitas from an epistemological standpoint
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is more embarrassing that usual. Dan Rather was fed some false information knowingly in order to rat fuck and everyone still blames Dan Rather 23 years later. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Republican fumbles Jack Smith conspiracy theory and calls Trump prosecutor ‘dirtbag’
Senator Eric Schmitt erupts after his attempt to pin the special counsel at a basketball game in Atlanta backfires
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this album is still awesome
Catherine Wheel's Chrome
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time Lord already earns his contract and we’re not even in preseason
Robert Williams III on what he thinks about Ja Morant:"Man, I fuck with Ja.
Look, I tried not to curse, but I got to say it. You know, since he came in, day one, bro, from communication, work ethic, to just relying on teammates and us relying on him, he accepted everything..."
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my kid moved out and left behind many beloved stuffed animals my puppy has been eating the last two weeks
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i worked with so many designers over the decades whose default position was pixel perfection, despite my pleas to embrace the fluidity of the web and the various viewports and use cases. fell mostly on deaf ears. now some of these same designers are AI "coding" and saying good enough!
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i take a lot of pride in not knowing things so Rolling Stone magazine can never hurt me
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the potato is very versatile
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what is going on here. there’s also mumblings and rumblings on Reddit that Ja and his pops have been spotted too many times at local strip clubs
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The UK is experiencing the same dynamic of here stateside. The unifying malady is white supremacy.
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
woke up to this beautiful cove and this weather. from the back deck i can see a dozen or more seals hanging out. gonna brave the cold and swim out to them today and we are gonna party.
a cove in Depoe Bay, OR
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a search for Chester’s Market brings up “Chest Broken” as a suggested search term
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's apparently a new AI voice setting "klezmer kermit the frog" www.youtube.com/watch?v=UobP...
youtube.com
We Now Know Why Deni Avdija Needed Ja Morant…
YouTube video by NBA INSIDE
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pelican Brewing with their $30 shrimp tacos. you do get two of them though.
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i once wore a man sling and smoked a joint and was hired as CFO when i was just applying for the admin assistant
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i would never drive a car again. and also i would sue the fuck out of everything
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i can’t believe they named a mountain after an ersatz web font www.opb.org/article/2026...
opb.org
An Indigenous journey up Mount Tahoma, the tallest mountain in the Cascades
A group of Indigenous teens and young adults train to climb to Camp Muir on Mount Tahoma, also known as Mount Rainier. Their ascent takes them more than 4,600 feet up, through dense fog, breathtaking ...
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every other food cart is now a dedicated showcase for AI slop
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why is Michael Penix talking about "Butt God"
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dafuq is MGM Plus
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i've started to understand the reasons my wife and i decided to separate. it wasn't…one thing. it's not one person's fault. It was clearly the fault of the PETS.
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that Fire comeback after being down 17-0 is something special and a nice bookend to an inaugural season
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this whole time I thought Ed Sheeran was one of Mumford’s sons
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh fuck yeah! that's like a competent toaster oven on sale for "Black Friday"
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's amazing no sports agent told Jaxsun Dart to not associate himself with a historically unpopular president
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
depending on how tonight goes, my gambling budget for NFL season might be depleted. and then i can concentrate on just enjoying the sport.
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on Family Feud a final question was "how long do people of Lost Angeles spend in the car every day?" 3 hours = 24 4 hours = 27 what the fuck. what kind of life is that. you would have to pay me a million dollars to deal with that EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
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Kevin Klein @kevinkleinpdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in this AI slop email signature graphic, Portland is literally a city on a hill
Happy Fall graphic with skyscrapers on a hill
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