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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Indiana Bones is the best pup ever. Yes, at the age of 13, he's still a puppy.

Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Growing up, my mom told me nothing is more important than family. Now, she tells me who we no longer talk to in our family. What joy.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is absolutely impossible for a family member to visit me without an actual natural disaster occurring.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got Happy Holidaysed yesterday. I said, "Nope! No! Too soon! Way too early!"

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@mta.info this is the dog you delay me from getting home to and walking. Tonight was an extra 30 minutes underground and then the train went half speed. No one cares about anyone anymore. I hate it here.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

DID YOU KNOW: When you have a reservation or ticket to something, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!

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The More You Know

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When is the last time you, as an adult, played? I went hiking with a cosplay friend yesterday and it was absolutely INCREDIBLE.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@mta.info oh now 31 minutes for the shuttle. What is wrong with you people? Give me my money back.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@mta.info Who is the station manager at Queensboro Plaza? A train could be arriving literally in 30 seconds and the shuttle won't wait for it. 20 minutes for the next one. How can someone not see this going to happen? Just hold the train for 30 seconds. That's it.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You can really tell no one that works higher up in the @mta.info lives in Queens. Shuttle isn't gonna wait 30 seconds for the next train. Magnificent. Now I wait 20 minutes for the next one. Thanks! Thanks a ton. At least the rich in Manhattan don't have to wait long!

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Hey, Tom Cruise. How is your family life?" "I just love making movies!" "That's great, but do you have any plans for the upcoming holidays?" "Look, making movies is why I'm here!" "I get that, but do you have any loved ones you like to spend time with?" "The audience!" "Oh...oh, dear."

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@mta.info hey thanks for the warning that there aren't any N trains into Astoria this week OH WAIT

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com Experiments have begun with one of the most solid episodes ever! That was a magnificent return. The Sting of Death was absolutely HILARIOUS.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you don't agree with the country you are visiting's tipping procedure, don't go out to eat in that country if you plan on sticking to your guns, you piece of shit.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ME: Oooh, The Fabelmans is on Peacock! PEACOCK: You must upgrade to watch this movie teehee ME: Do what now?

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Truman Reboot. Jim Carrey as Truman infiltrates the new Truman Show dome to rescue the child from his own life.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@mta.info why does the N train wait for the 7 at Queensboro Plaza in the daytime but at night, when there's a 20 minute wait for the next one, it leaves within seconds? For years and years this has happened. Why?

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do you know the feeling of missing a train by two seconds and needing to wait twenty minutes for the next one? Why is this a thing still? I just want to get home.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know how I know Joshua Jackson is cool? I made a "The Room" reference to him, and he laughed at that. Yeah, that's what it takes.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

An old coworker came in with his autistic son who wanted a hug from me. That made the old man feel good.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Con Air's greatest achievement is making the audience cheer a serial killer escaping.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Avengers Doomsday trailers acting like that ain't Robert Downey Jr.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I watched the 4th Matrix film the other day. Finally, on my third viewing, I realized, "Oh my God, is this ACTUALLY GOOD?!" And the answer is yes. Yes, it is. Color me surprised.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

How many times you think Michael Collins yanked one out while Neil and Buzz were on the moon?

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It's weird how some people's instinct during a horrible heat wave is, "LET'S GO OUT TO EAT!"

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

People that send a friend ahead to a restaurant and show up an hour later should be banished from society.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Me watching Trinity take a good ten minutes to give a speech after getting impaled by three or four metal poles in the third Matrix movie

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Spider-Man was so fun. The woman next to me on her phone the first half hour was not. Seeing her friend tell her to put it away and her shooing him away was not. Moving to the front row and watching the rest of the movie looking up was not. Hearing the back rows talking from the front row was not.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I watched The A-Team movie last week, then a few days later, randomly caught an episode of the old show on TV, then a day later, was reading Dungeon Crawler Carl. Guess what the hell is talked about. I love it when a plan comes together as much as the next guy, but what are the odds?!

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

People that wear overalls DO understand that everyone either calls them Mario or Luigi, right?

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I love when an actor is using a different accent for a role, but gets to use their original accent in a scene or two.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I have a bottle of wine at home from the Cyclops. For real.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You know who stays out late in restaurants? Men. Single men. Married men. Doesn't matter. They do NOT want to go home, and I'm guessing it's because no one wants them there.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

So, now they're saying no one is actually going to The Odyssey. The studio is buying all the tickets to boost the box office, and the theaters are actually empty. There really is no mirror that would show them how fucking stupid they are, is there?

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𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A timeline cleanse with Jimothy the Raccoon in Seattle. He’s a uniquely shaped raccoon with a short-body spinal deformity but he doesn’t know that he’s different. Here’s his origin story. ❤️ #ProudBlue #Jimothy

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"It's July! NOBODY is going from Manhattan to Astoria!" - @mta.info

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There was a time in life where all we cared about was seeing how high we could bounce a ball we got from a 25 cent machine at the grocery store.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I toss job interviewees on the street when they come off as idiots. Our government would make them senators. I hate it here.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You know what's REALLY weird? To go from the fuck-up to the person people ask, "What do we do?" Sure, it's just restaurant managing, but still...

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Well, I certainly hope SOMEBODY enjoyed that heartfelt rendition of "Suddenly Seymour" on my walk home tonight...

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Watching Smallville with my wife. Lionel Author's hair in season 5 is, thus far, the best part of the series.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What is your favorite bad movie? I think mine is Jaws 3D.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Credit reports are all, "He just used 1% of his total available credit! Dock him 20 points! Oh, he paid it off immediately? We'll give the points back...one day...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I can't believe I took this on my phone.

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Kevin Skinner @kevindontdance.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Boy, movie sites are REALLY happy about Supergirl not doing so well, huh?

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