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Know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.

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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 6h
You have to swap Tucker and Ohtani in the order for Game 3. This is ridiculous.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 7h
Yamamoto without an operational splitter is quite mortal.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We replaced your Shohei Ohtani with Hee Seop Choi; let’s see if anyone notices.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🌽 🌭 ⬇️
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We are…
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lincoln Riley is a nincompoop.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤘 ⬇️
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
UCLA’s weak point is their $10M QB.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ron Burgundy Says 'We Are Laughing'
Alt: Ron Burgundy Says 'We Are Laughing' (and also Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego.”
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Machado’s anguish is chicken soup for my soul.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yuck the Fankees.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“AND EVERY TIME I SCRATCH MY NAILS DOWN SOMEONE ELSE’S BACK, I HOPE YOU FEEL IT…” 🪓
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Andy Pages does not have a signature hit in the postseason.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uncle Scar is too much of a lead character in this game.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Snell and Glasnow too often forget that they throw elite, unhittable shit. Instead it’s nibble, nibble, nibble… and they’re tapped out.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder to self: get all work done in the morning. Tomorrow night, it’s baseball all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet (until you get food poisoning)
Plate number one… we’re goonin’ now, boys
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How do they leave Morejon in the pen with Yelich up???
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freddie Freeman’s Hall of Fame plaque is gonna look so good with a Dodger cap.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roberts is gambling two years worth of goodwill here. (Sponsored by Polymarket)
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would rob yo gramma’s purse if Kiké Hernandez asked me to.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Let them take out Los Angeles… or San Diego.” He’s just talking about the National League playoffs.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sydney’s Weenie
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohtani out there flailing through noncompetitive at-bats with a torn UCL and meniscus. Just go with JDP.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was some good-ass baseball.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or just leave his joke of an offensive coordinator behind at Sea-Tac.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An all-timer of a TOOTBLAN there.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do home plate umpires perform significantly worse in day games?
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan fans: could I interest you in Lincoln Riley as new head football coach?
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can a home plate umpire be demoted mid game?
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars is here
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gabby Williams: "What up George Lucas? That's pretty cool!"
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Supreme Court must be so proud of their work today.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Mattingly think Duran was going to get nine outs?
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BALL DON’T LIE (like three weeks later or whatever)
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Farewell to World Series Choke Artist Justin Verlander.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My Google Maps navigation voice changed without warning, and I am uncomfortable.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@gabelacques.bsky.social We’re going to need you to cover Game 162 in Tampa, mmkay.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only perfect list.
The only top 10 list that matters, dickweed,
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Absolute piss missile.” First time I’ve ever appreciated something Tom Brady has said.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Justin Herbert needs to demand a trade.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A few minutes late, but… good gawd, Josue De Paula! First dong of 500.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oasis: Don’t Look Back in Anger is fookin’ epic. All nostalgia and good vibes. Loved it.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lucas Museum: 1. It’s fantastic. Will require multiple visits to see everything. 2. There’s just enough Star Wars for Star Wars nerds like me, but it’s not a Star Wars museum. 3. The shop is small and few people are let in. You got to REALLY want merch to get in that line. 4. The cafe is quite good.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ohtani is clearly playing through injury and costing the Dodgers right now. Need to shut down his pitching plans, take 15 days off, and get his bat ready for the postseason.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If only Pablo were finding out back in 2018 and 2019. (No, I’ll never get over it, thank you.)
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kroenke is going to build a new stadium and develop every inch of that huge property in Anaheim.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Straight outta right backs
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My sweet young son Richarlison is miserable and I want to give him a hug and bring him home.
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve seen enough. Trent Mosley is USC’s* next superstar receiver. (* Or, ya know, whichever team he’s playing for two years from now.)
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kc @kevendc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Broken record here, but WTF is Mykolenko doing??
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