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Kevin Brown🇨🇦

@kevcantdance.bsky.social
161 followers 85 following 104 posts

A Slave to the Great Magnet. May the good news be yours. Charmingly uncharming. Accepting Canadian citizenship applications to any American who wants to flee.

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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I expect him to bury his head in Bakersfield, and hopefully never heard from again.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ending the war is easy. GET THE FUCK OUT. war over.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
ALT: Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Canadian Way”. Lego Iran recognizes true leadership! 🇨🇦 “This track shines a spotlight on a different approach to leadership: one that focuses on building, serving, and improving life for everyday people rather than intimidation, division, or bullying.” 🔥 Volume Up! 📣 #USDemocracy #Pinks
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How to make ‘Small Talk’ with an Introvert: Step 1: Identify the introvert Step 2: Smile at the introvert and walk away without speaking Step 3: Understand that the introvert enjoyed your time together
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We might outpace everyone to be honest… cause W T F
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you’re seeing this skeet an old Photo of you that you still love
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Do you hear yourselves? There is no cease fire if they’re trading missile strikes you both sides shitbags.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is the most accurate statement I’ve ever heard! 😂
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man laying on the floor next to a boombox
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Not wanting to have kids is so chic because wdym I get to be free and do what I want until I die. 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
MAGA is a terrorist organization. Really, every country should be treating EVERY American like a potential terrorist, like they do Muslims. They them all like they’re potential ISIS, why should they get any different treatment?
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You’re stronger than me.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Every guy who says this absolutely knows guys who are abusive, and they say nothing.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Americans can’t even win a gold medal without embarrassing themselves.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
He proves everyday your laws are meaningless.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As far as I’m concerned, The Program (2015) is the bio pic.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Fuck ya! Good Canadian kid knocking the fuck out of dipshit Americans. More please.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Yup! Every 2 minutes of peace was interrupted by 5 minutes of chaos!
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As everyone outside your country always suspected, the whole gun rights thing was total BS, it has nothing to do with “tyrannical government overreach”, and you can go ahead and put in sensible gun restrictions. You’ve proved in the last year the 2A is just an excuse to cosplay.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My new favorite song. youtu.be/Qx7FDGpZQsQ?...
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SAMANTHA FISH BAND "Shake 'Em On Down" 3/22/13
YouTube video by BluesBroad
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Thank you!
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This was Willie. He died 4 years ago on this day. I still think about him everyday. Truly one of the all time greatest pets. When he passed away, something in me broke that hasn’t been fixed. I wish he knew this dumb human was forever affected by him, even after he’s gone. #catsofbluesky #cats
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
My Apple Music for the year. As always, @thepackad.bsky.social dominated again.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
They’re not .500. They’re 9-13. 4 loser points don’t polish this turd.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Former and new car.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The criminally underrated band Birtha. #WomenWhoRock
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Birtha - Too Much Woman For A Henpecked Man (The Old Grey Whistle Test)
YouTube video by Dazey
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If only the cost of eggs didn’t manipulate you to vote against something you actually cared about.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
They’re unwatchable right now. Can’t complete a pass, skating in quicksand. They’re not worth paying attention to until at least the end of November, when they slowly dig out of the hole they’ve dug themselves in.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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a group of men in armor are standing next to each other and laughing .
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Lick my ball you facist scum.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You are the most easily manipulated people on earth.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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a cat sitting on a chair in a living room looking at the camera
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
American voters are the most easily manipulated people in the world. Nowhere else can you be convinced to vote against your own interests.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Every sane person that follows her knows that’s not true. You kicked the hornets nest, now are complaining you got stung. Move on.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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a drawing of a brick wall with the words pink floyd on it
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
If you sat on your hands last election because the scary lady with the laugh was “pro genocide”, I hope you’re happy with the ACTUAL genocide you’re getting. The GOP know you will never vote for them, so they convinced you to not vote against them. Worked like a charm.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
You had me at weird. 😅
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You listen to scientists from normal countries. How do you trust a country who says ridiculous things like this, then threatens their own science community from daring to correct them? Your whole system is corrupted, look outside your borders for truth.
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Behold, political violence galore ⬇️
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
100%. That was my reaction too, and I refuse to feel bad about it.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The rest of the world knows all of this anyways.
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Kevin Brown🇨🇦 @kevcantdance.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Here’s my boy Doug choosing the way too small basket for my keys and wallet, over the actual bed I got him so he didn’t have to sleep in such a small space.
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