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Kestral Gaian

@kestr.al
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✒️ Best-Selling Author & Writer 📚 The Boy From Elsewhere, Tubelines, and More 🥪 Sandwich Lover 📰 PR/Press: @literallypr.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈 Publisher: @reconnectingrainbo.ws

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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 04/10/2026
Thanks Wigtown Book Festival for having me! So amazing to chat to @rachaelking70.bsky.social alongside Denise Brown in what I’m certain is the world’s most beautiful book town! Blown away by all the incredible questions from the audience. Thanks to all who came.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 28/09/2026
Every time I make a to-do list, my cat sits on it. Every single time. Can't tell whether I'm annoyed, proud, or both. // cc @supernote.com
A black and white cat sits atop a Supernote tablet, on which I had just made a to-do list.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 31/08/2026
Okay, but how?
A sign that reads “help a glass of water.” The words ‘self’ and ‘to’ have been erased.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 30/08/2026
When you're reviewing a chapter and you find another unknown contribution from your keyboard-loving cat.
A screenshot of three lines of text that read:

Everything huty.
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didn't recognise. The
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 10/08/2026
I think I’m being told that I’ve done quite enough typing for one day.
A cat’s paws are blocking my human fingers from typing on my keyboard.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 03/08/2026
When I check my phone later…
A screenshot of the iOS reminders app with two reminders, one says call Aldi the other call Audi
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 29/07/2026
He’s playing an F# major 7th, apparently.
A long haired cat sits atop a musical keyboard looking up at the camera.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 28/07/2026
I can now officially share that I'll be at the amazing #Wigtown Book Festival in October, on a panel alongside Denise Brown to talk about outsiders, obsession, and betrayal in fiction. Such a beautiful book town, can't wait! Tickets and more info at tickets.wigtownbookfestival.com/sales/events...
A square image with the Wigtown Book Festival logo, a photo of Kestral Gaian and Denise Brown, and the following text:

"Sunday 4th October 2026 at 15:00. Outsiders, Obsession, and Betrayal. A Wigtown Book Festival Panel with Kestral Gaian and Denise Brown
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 25/07/2026
They think of everything at this Travelodge! #PleaseAndThankYou
A sign designed to hang on a hotel door reads “please top me up, thank you” but my thumb covers the word “up” so the sign just reads “please top me, thank you.”
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 24/07/2026
HOW #EMFCAMP SPIDERS GROW A poem I wrote over in the fediverse, but is sadly too long for Bluesky's character limit!
HOW #EMFCAMP SPIDERS GROW

Every two years,
the spiders of Eastnor Deer Park

o p e n
a l l
e i g h t
e y e s .

For five days they watch four thousand nerds build a village out of kindness, blinking lights, amazing ideas, capacitors, and, once, an orphaned radioactive source.

Then?

The humans vanish.

In the sudden quiet, the spiders sit,
nestled in the dry, forgotten grass,
digesting everything they have learned.

By next EMF they will be wiser, and also

a b s o l u t e l y

m a s s i v e .
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 21/07/2026
Home. I think someone missed me. #EMFCamp
A black and white cat is cuddled by a pasty white human.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 10/07/2026
I have officially finished GooseVenture and have handed the files over to the #EMFCamp arcade team. In this text-based adventure game you play as Name Namesley, a low-level employee at SoftBank, as they go on a quest to work out why the company's eggs aren't multiplying. Enioy!
An ASCII art depiction of a person wearing a hat. Next to it is the text "Name Namesley in GooseVenture, a game of skill, logic, and goose value."
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 02/05/2026
When I heard my book had a furry fanbase I was imagining something a little different.
My book, The Boy From Elsewhere, sits atop a colourful chair. On top of the book sits a very good dog.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 14/03/2026
Today would have been my nephew Sebastian's ninth birthday. We lost him to cancer in 2024 aged just six. He taught me so much in his short life - mainly to be brave no matter what life throws at you, and to sing no matter whether there's a stage to stand on. Love you, Seb. 🧡
A boy in a woolen hat stands smiling next to me, the person making this post.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 24/02/2026
I'm 22 pages into the deep lore of the Reality Quake universe, and at this point I might have to solve quantum physics and answer some fundamental questions about the nature of the universe before I can do any more work on books 2 and 3 in the series. Sorry.
A screenshot of Microsoft Word for MacOS with an open document that reads "The Reality Quake Saga: Series Bible". The screenshot shows that there are 23 pages in the document.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 12/02/2026
Such a lovely time at the press launch for The Boy From Elsewhere at the @britishlibrary.bsky.social last night! Can't wait for more people to get their hands on this book and fall in love with the characters like I have.
Kestral Gaian (me) stood next to Hearstopper actor Tobie Donovan, both holding copies of The Boy From Elsewhere, my new book.Kestral Gaian (me) reading from The Boy From Elsewhere.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 08/02/2026
Friends don't let friends use AI. justsayno.ao
A poster which reads "It's okay to have used AI in the past and stop now you realise the harm it does. It's always okay to change your mind. Friends don't let friends use AI." with a web address justsayno.ai
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 07/02/2026
Help, I'm trapped in a tower of my own making!
A photograph of me, a blond haired non-binary person, alongside a tower of my new book The Boy From Elsewhere.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 25/01/2026
Two weeks until this fun, queer, mysterious, happy, sad, slightly ridiculous book gets to meet the world. There's an equally fun, queer, slightly ridiculous launch event on February 11th, hosted by Tobie Donovan at the British Library. I'd love for you to join us? www.outsavvy.com/event/32470/...
A photograph of a book called The Boy From Elsewhere by Kestral Gaian, with text next to it which reads "Press Night & Launch Event, hosted by Heartstopper's Tobie Donovan. Wednesday 11th February 2026, 19:00 - 21:00, The British Library, St.Pancras, London."

The book cover contains purple and gold swirling clouds and three mysterious figures stood in the haze.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 09/01/2026
A black-and-white long-haired cat sits on top of a cardboard box. The box has “who gives a crap” written on the side. It is a box of toilet paper. The cat is looking directly at the camera, as if to say ‘you shouldn’t give a crap either’.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 07/01/2026
I have a strong desire to see the rest of Europe and not really much desire at all to complete my US map.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 06/01/2026
It was… POTATO LATTICE aka waffle fries. I’m actually mildly disappointed it wasn’t something more exotic.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 06/01/2026
I have absolutely no idea what this item is. May order it purely to find out.
A screenshot of a food ordering app, showing a side dish called “Potato Lettuce” for £3.50 with the description “Lettuce shape seasoned potatoes.”
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 06/01/2026
Is my upcoming book cake?
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 01/01/2026
One town. Two worlds. No way home. My new book, THE BOY FROM ELSEWHERE, is out in early February. #BookSky #Author #ReadBooks #NewBook #YA #Fiction #Book
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 05/12/2025
Such a blast in London recording & mixing the audio book for my next novel. Can't wait for the world to meet The Boy From Elsewhere next February!
Me, a chubby blond-haired blob, sat in a recording studio with headphones on.Me, a chubby blond-haired blob, sat talking to a grey-haired man behind the mixing desk at a recording studio.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 03/12/2025
The Eurostar website feels like it needs an 'under construction' GIF.
A banner which says "api.title" then "api.copy" and has a button called "api.button".
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 20/11/2025
Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Annually we observe this day to remember the lives lost to violence and transphobia in the last year. Hug your trans+ friends and family today. And to my trans siblings: remember that just existing is an act of resistance, love, and radical self care.
An illustration of a raised fist, colored in with the trans flag colours.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 02/11/2025
16-bit Sundays
A steam deck running Phantasy Star IV
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 19/10/2025
Bluesky allows fascists but doesn't allow a frequently asked questions hashtag. This is the danger of automoderation in place of actual policy and real humans.
A screenshot of the original post that says "bluesky allows fascists but doesn't allow the #faq hashtag. Seems sensible." with a red platform error saying "unacceptable slur in record" at the top.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 01/10/2025
Did you know @supernote.com made cat beds?
A black and white long haired cat sits atop a Supernote manta device
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 23/09/2025
I’m here, I’m queer, I’m the bringer of existential fear. #DevOpsDays @devopsdays.london
An empty auditorium with a screen showing a slide which reads “code is never neutral, why all software is political” with my name under it. Time to give a talk, baby!
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 23/09/2025
Alright #DevOpsDays, I’m excited to chat with you all about how software has a duty of care to its users. Catch you for the opening @devopsdays.london talk at 10!
A photograph of my eink tablet, on which I’ve written “let’s create software that elevates + supports its users!”
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 13/08/2025
This place is not a place of honor. C:\Windows\System32. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 30/05/2025
Public toilet cubicles are often festooned with the poetry of the proletariat, but this is the first time in my life I’ve walked into one and the pen was provided.
A photograph of a lonely biro pen sat atop the toilet paper dispenser in the stall of a public toilet. The walls are white tile, and the toilet paper dispenser has a blue window showing how much is left inside.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 20/05/2025
Finally worked out what's been happening to my planters in the back garden...
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 14/05/2025
Really lovely to have been invited to speak at the Pridewide Summit at Canada House in London today as part of an event highlighting the importance of global LGBTQ+ storytelling.
A graphic which contains the PRIDEWIDE LGBTQIA+ LIBERATION WORLDWIDE organisation logo. Below it there is a photo of three people on stage. Below that is a quote from the person speaking on stage which reads “Amplifying trans and NB voice is so important. Have the hard conversations, but have us in the room to have them with you.” - Kestral Gaian
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 23/04/2025
Time to stock up on my emotional support pickles.
A Supermarket signpost which shows aisle three contains both “health and wellbeing” and “pickles”.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 29/03/2025
Me, walking into any room.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 27/03/2025
They don’t make baddies in games like they used to. Incidentally, replaying Phantasy Star III and I think I just remembered what gave me my gay awakening.
A pixellated baddie from Phantasy Star III. It is a very muscular androgynous silver robot that looks a lot like David Bowie, with red hair and red sinews all over its tight, muscular robot body. It crouches in the sand with a finger raised in the air. I want it.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 24/03/2025
Realised today that, tonally, the 'done cooking' tone on my air fryer is the same as the line "Meet George Jetson" from The Jetsons theme tune. Perhaps that's why cooking with it always feels so futuristic, in spite of the fact that the tech inside is actually decades old.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 09/03/2025
Thanks, Apple. What a great and totally accurate voicemail summary.
A notification from the phone app saying that I have a voicemail.

Dad: “Hi Brian, it's dad. Just ringing up to find out how. You are in hell your mother is dying.”
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 04/03/2025
It's pancake day. Yes it's pancake day. Yes it's pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pancake day.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 01/03/2025
Cause of death: Irony.
A Member-only story on Medium titled "The Anarchist Information Community" which begins  "Free sharing of information across diverse populations is the most vital component of anarchist organization."

The rest of the article is then hidden behind a paywall, with the remaining text saying "Create an account to read the full story. The author made this story available to Medium members only. If you're new to Medium, create a new account to read this story on us."

Free sharing of information indeed.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 19/02/2025
Are you as open as the great Ususal?
A road sign that reads “Businesses open as ususal” which is an interesting way to spell usual.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 11/02/2025
“Please don’t look at my browser history.”
A black and white long-haired cat sits with a front paw on a laptop from the 1990s. He looks guilty.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 08/02/2025
It’s banjo maintenance day! #NotAEuphamism
A banjo is in pieces, and a person holds a pair of long-nose pliers whilst fixing it.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 01/02/2025
Happy #Caturday from... wait, where's he hiding? All I see here are plushies.
A photograph of a stash of plushies under a sofa, with one plushie that looks exactly like a long haired black-and-white cat. Or maybe it IS the long haired black-and-white cat? Spoiler alert: it definitely is.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 25/01/2025
Happy #Caturday from this ball of fluff. He wants you to know that it's all going to be okay.
A black-and-white long-haired cat sat on a bannister, looking up into the camera. His face makes you want to give him a big hug, and his eyes tell you that all is ok with the world.
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 14/01/2025
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