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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 25/09/2026
A bizarre sign in a store front reading “smell your zodiac sign”
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 25/09/2026
Drew a family tree of different names I’ve gone by
A family tree explaining the relationship between different names I’ve gone by. It’s admittedly a bit complicated so please dm me if you are curious.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 21/09/2026
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
{1}{U}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Spy
Phoebe can’t be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
{2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature’s text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 20/09/2026
mtg flavor text reading "when nothing remains, everything is equally possible."
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 08/08/2026
Currently 1-0. Deck felt like a dream. Let’s see how the rest of my games go
My prerelease deck. List available upon request
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 08/08/2026
Prerelease time
Yugioh play mat on table with sealed The Hobbit prerelease kit and most recent issue of Current Affairs mag
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 06/08/2026
YouTube comment: @cyducktv
1 day ago (edited)
Girl that's not an energy drink that's poppers
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 28/06/2026
Met a very hungry friend
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 28/06/2026
Have you ever seen a more perfect specimen
Cypress the cat lounges in the sun in his cat bed
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 27/06/2026
Cute text imo
Results of test: 95% woke vs 5% chud; 45% tech bro is 55% neo luddite; 38% hope pilled vs 62% doomer; 67% davos vs 33% Dubai. Best match: Zohran Mamdani
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 06/06/2026
Imagine if you were a small duck named Munch. What what would you do first?
A small stuff animal ducky named Much lounging comfortably on a bed. The bed features white sheets and pillow cases with a pleasant wooden headboard, potentially cherry wood. Munch is wearing a fashionable orange bow.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 06/06/2026
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 29/05/2026
I had trout for dinner last night Re uploading because I forgot to rotate the picture last night
Grilled trout on a plate featuring beans and rice with green onions as well as grilled zucchini
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 27/04/2026
I went and touched grass
A calm lake bordered by dense green trees under a clear blue sky. In the foreground, a wooden fence runs along the shoreline, with sunlight casting warm highlights across the water and foliage.A dirt hiking trail winds through a lush forest filled with tall, thin trees and bright green leaves. A fallen log lies beside the path, and dappled sunlight filters through the canopy onto the ground.A wooded hillside with tall trees spaced throughout, their leaves glowing green in soft sunlight. The sun shines through the trunks at an angle, creating long shadows and a peaceful, late-afternoon atmosphereA wide lake at sunset, with the sun low over distant tree-covered hills. Golden light reflects across the water while several people sit and stand on a metal viewing platform in the foreground, silhouetted against the sky.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 24/03/2026
Good morning
A roadside scene at sunrise shows a tall water tower rising above a line of dark trees. The sky behind it is filled with soft, layered clouds glowing in warm shades of orange, gold, and pale yellow, fading into cooler gray-blue tones higher up.

The water tower stands on thin metal legs and has a large rounded tank at the top. Painted on the tank is a simple, friendly smiley face—two dots for eyes and a curved line for a mouth—giving the structure a playful, almost whimsical appearance against the dramatic sky.

In the foreground, a white SUV is driving along a road or highway, partially blurred as if the photo was taken from another moving vehicle. A guardrail runs alongside the road, and a utility pole with power lines stands to the right, adding to the sense of an everyday roadside environment.

Overall, the image combines an ordinary landscape with a charming, unexpected detail—the smiling water tower—set against a calm and colorful sunrise.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 20/03/2026
A sleek black cat lounges comfortably on a cushioned chair, its body relaxed but its gaze intent and slightly inquisitive. The chair’s upholstery is a muted, deep red with a tufted pattern, contrasting warmly with the cat’s dark fur. The cat’s front legs are stretched forward, paws resting near the edge of the seat, suggesting a calm, unbothered presence.

Its eyes—pale green with a faint yellow tint—are half-lidded, giving it an expression that reads somewhere between mild curiosity and quiet judgment. The lighting is soft and indoor, catching subtle highlights along the cat’s ears and the bridge of its nose, while the rest of its coat absorbs much of the light, appearing almost velvety.

The cat’s ears are upright and alert, though its posture remains loose, indicating comfort in its environment. A wooden frame of the chair is visible, adding a simple, homey context, with a glimpse of a carpeted floor and part of a doorway in the background. The overall scene feels intimate and domestic—an everyday moment elevated by the cat’s expressive face and poised stillness.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 23/12/2025
I like how every time someone sends me a Twitter link, there’s some error that prevents me from seeing whatever the post was supposed to be. Great website
Error on Twitter: 

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Something went wrong, but don't fret - let's give it another shot.
Try again
A Some privacy related extensions may cause issues on x.com. Please disable them and try again.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 16/12/2025
Combo!
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 10/12/2025
Cypress (a black cat with a white tuft on his chest) lying on a bed with an annoyed look featuring “prologomena to any future metaphysics” and “goodnight punpun” books
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 25/10/2025
Like how am I supposed to win if they untap with this even once
Lam, Storm Crane Elder
{2}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Monk
Prowess
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, conjure a card named Monastery Mentor onto the battlefield.
3/3
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 25/09/2025
A surprising solution to housing supply crisis: state mandated veganism?
Land use in the US. Largest portion is cow pasture and range
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 23/08/2025
All the hysteria about Gavin Newsom is really out of control. Why are the libs asking everyone to get in line behind him when elections are three years from now and he hasn’t even announced he’s running? As others have pointed out, no matter what, its always time to fall in line
A Reddit user posts about Gavin Newsom: “The next President of the United States
32.7k upvotes • 8k comments
Status_Jump_2496 • 21h
All the negative comments are why we got where we are. No he isn't perfect, but we have to stop hoping for this imaginary perfect candidate to solve our problems. We need to get out from under this maga shit and this man has the cajones to do it. Let's get rid of the fascist oligarchs first, and then we can nitpick. This is why we lost 2024. I know so many people that just didn't vote that could've helped defeat maga. Stop holding your breath for perfection. It's suffocating us all.”
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 22/08/2025
Der Kamfy Kat
A black cat tucked into bed
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 22/08/2025
No rest No mercy No matter what
Akroma angel of wrath mtg card
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 09/08/2025
Saw some friends
Various stuffed animals
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 09/08/2025
I think some of my mutuals are friends with this user. Please let her know 1) her account is compromised and 2) would be interested in being friends once her account is unhacked (:
Conversation with 
Lexi Fazbear's Pizza @lexiofthedawn.bsky.social • d

her: Hello, are you busy? I know it's a little awkward, but I have something important to tell you.
me: Let's hear it
her: Ijust want to say sorry because i filed tickets on your account because on the other day someone message me and wanted to play so i was happy since i wanted to have friends and he gave me a link where we can play tournament or register on something and thats how i got hacked and i thought it was you since you have the same name
me: Lexi I think ur account is hacked

This user has blocked you
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 04/08/2025
I get a new follower “Real follower or sex bot?” I ask Profile and posts are all in Japanese There’s a single English word: SEX “Ah yes”
A long post in Japanese with a single English word: SEX
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 26/07/2025
Prerelease deck looks godawful. Wish me luck #mtg
My prerelease deck for the Edge of Eternities prerelease event. It’s a grixis artifact deck, heavy in black. Let me know if you need the full list
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 17/04/2025
The long awaited 10th symphony
Notification from Spotify telling me that Ludwig Beethoven will soon be releasing an album
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 25/11/2024
Buddy of mine posted this. Really lays bare his the goal of orgs like “Stop Antisemitism” has nothing to do with guaranteeing the safety of Jews and everything to do with securing US interests when the guy from High Fidelity makes the list but Mohammed Deif doesnt
List of top antisemites apparently. Includes Greta, Hasan and John Cusack
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 02/11/2024
Every couple of months a new story comes out that makes me dust off my trump/biden yaoi folder
Tweet from Emma Vigeland with two news stories: first says Trump had a meltdown and culminated in simulating fellatio and second is on Biden talking about how Trump is “the kind of guy you’d like to smack on the ass”
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 25/10/2024
Here is the ke$ha prediction, locked in.
A 2024 election map. Kamala wins Nevada, Michigan, Wisconsin and North Carolina. Trump wins Arizona and Georgia. Map is otherwise the 2020 electoral map. In this situation, Kamala wins 292 to 246.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 14/10/2024
This was fun. I missed picrews. Didn’t like the eye options in this one.
A picrew self portrait
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 09/10/2024
You just KNOW I had to write in my man Joe Biden.
An “I voted” sticker
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 24/09/2024
I’m a strict Midwest purist. You can only qualify as a Midwestern state if your state was part of the Northwest Ordinance.
Map of northwest ordinance. Includes WI, IL, IN, OH, MI and MN.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 20/09/2024
Perhaps tomorrow we try for somewhere with less light pollution
Two buildings on a dark night with a blurry moon overhead
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,660,234! My anniversary is coming up soon too :)
I am blue sky user number 1660234
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 28/08/2024
Is this a good deal?
Marketplace listing for “lightly shat office chair.” The chair is selling for $40 which frankly would be too much for this basic office chair even if it weren’t soiled. There’s a picture of a chair with a disgusting mark on the seat.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 27/08/2024
🐈‍⬛
Cat by da windowCat nappin on my leggy
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 11/08/2024
This is my prediction. Georgia and Arizona are the biggest wild cards and will determine if Harris barely squeeze by or has a huge win.
2024 election map. Harris barely wins after losing Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 11/08/2024
Went hiking yesterday
A beautiful nature scene featuring a caveA wooded areaVertical shot of light coming through treesA wooded areas around a sinkhole with a steep drop off
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 03/08/2024
Finally saw one! Looks like garbaggio.
A cybertruck. It looks like shit.The same cybertruck continuing to look like this
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 03/08/2024
Purchased a “City Pass” and got to experience Dallas, where I grew up, like a tourist.
Dallas skyline as seen from the outdoor pavilion at the holocaust museumDallas skyline as seen from Reunion towerThe site of the JFK assassination (textbook depository, currently the 6th floor museum, and the infamous grassy knoll), seen from Reunion tower.
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 27/07/2024
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 27/07/2024
It said I’m great at understanding others 😊
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 26/07/2024
lol you think that the US’s current involvement in Gaza is *popular* ???
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 22/07/2024
Truly incredible how poorly this song aged
The Genius page for the song “Bush Was Right” (2006) by The Right BrothersLyric is “freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban” and the caption is “whoops” (because the Taliban came backThe lyric is “America won’t turn and run once the fighting has begun” and the quote is “Whoops” (because we did)Lyric is “economy is on the rise” and the caption is “W H O O P S” (because the economy failed spectacularly)
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 15/07/2024
He has such beautiful, soulful eyes. His eyes are like deep oceans beneath which lies immeasurable depths of thoughtfulness and contemplation.
A black Bombay cat with a lil white tuft on his chest looking up inquisitively. He has beautiful, soulful eyes and also his teeth are poking through a little
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 15/07/2024
Saw a beautiful cock and a beautiful hen yesterday
A rooster and a hen
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keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY] @keshers.online · 09/07/2024
Good morning everyone. Let’s get that paper.
An anime character yawning with the caption “morning everyone”
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