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Kernium

@kernium.bsky.social
106 followers 84 following 435 posts

A dude who was in Twitter since 2015, decided to get a life in 2022 and lost it here again in 2024. French/English Speaker.

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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pest control?
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nevertheless they both belong in prison.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This but with "You spin me round round".
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It took them 10 months to realize, I guess nobody reads patch notes?
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That Wall-E PS2 game was pretty kino too.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah. Fair enough...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Slams desk.* SPLATOON 3 WHEN!? AND RAIDERS!? Ow my hands hurt...
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elite Funyarinpa Knowledge.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anybody calls the Wario Land 4 timer "bad design," I'll fight them on the street.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not wanting to do anything with the US is a "betrayal"? You might wanna check the dictionary because I just call that as ending a partnership.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tf do they mean "vibe coded"? How do you vibe code Flash!?
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
69 PP hehe.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah. I see, the price is in blood! :P
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How much is it to pet the bat?
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like pancakes, does that mean I hate waffles?
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For real, Game Changer alone is worth the price.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, I can now buy a Switch 2.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Text looks too legible to be AI, that or it has taken another leap and we're all doomed.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Minigolf is and will always be the real golf. (That or Mario Golf, it works too I guess.)
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crosscode is a game I desperately want more people to play, Voices of the Void too! How about Look Outside? Hypernet Explorers? Faceminer? So many good games made by indies other than the very obvious ones...
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I aspire to be like you, retired and spending my day trashtalking kids online while having the time of my life.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The problem is that he's quite literally infinite viral content for the news. It'll be a cold day in hell when companies will turn down profit to do the right thing.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only the most relevent of games.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In that case I'm 99% sure the DVD/Blu-Ray/Paramount+ sales will make it turn a profit even on a 120 mil investment.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah. Filing this under "Flinstones Gummies" flavor type then.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please review Monster Mango Loco.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never heard of this brand before but it screams "soda but healthy and kinda bland" to me.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, you're selling the game on Steam? Huh. Well, time for 7 nucks to dissappear off my wallet :P
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not exactly, it's more that the emulator is more prone to graphical glitches, crashes and slowdowns. Even then it is a rare occurance and 90+% of the games should play perfectly fine.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Compared to today, it is outdated and inaccurate compared to more recebt emulators, that's about it. This is why people recommend snes9x or bsnes over it though ZSnes is a perfectly fine emulator.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Help someone save their game
mutual aid post. drop your money app links and tell your story
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THAT'S MY MAYOR! (Someone needs to ask him who would he like as a Digimon partner.)
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't reply to them, they're a bot, report them instead.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Furry Hater liking the Coyote Vs Acme movie is irony so potent that you'd believe it was written by Kojima.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No they're not, they're both political grifters, one of the far right, the other on the far left. Though Hasan is way less dangerous than Asmon at least, given the very right-leaning state of the US and Europe as a whole.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Should've taken DayQuil!" -Sonic, Snapcube
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's hard not to become apathetic as a defense mechanism due to the onslaught of terrible news happening. Maybe Humanity was never made for 24/7 news or social media...
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of my friend's dad works for BlackRock, they probably don't like working there but sadly the pay is good. It's hard to find a job that is even remotely morally neutral that pays okay these days. Like, I want to be an English Teacher, and I know that means a shit pay for the rest of my life.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please make one for Ace Attorney 7, I beg of you.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's it, I'm bringing the pitchforks.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No Magic was used in this trick.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Undertale/Deltarune community in shambles after the bold statement that "Maybe the plot isn't that complicated."
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Splatoon Lore:
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some games like Persona 4 (2008) still used RenderWare post-2007. It pretty much died alongside the PS2, circa 2013.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There has been numerous reports of companies using flock cameras using to profile you as well as police officers stalking their exes with it. Also, violation of 4th amendment rights as some of the cameras are placed very near homes and can hear pretty much anything from it.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I feel like Metaphor Re:Fantazio checks most of these boxes.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you considered reading the room?
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay, I agree with you that nostalgia is a heck of a drug but... Who the heck says 7 had more soul than 8 Wii U? Like, in what dimension? 7 was doodoo garbage compared to both DS and 8 Wii U.
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Kernium @kernium.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh yeah, that's the only discs I've ever touched that feel rounded and weirdly soft at the edge.
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