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@kernelmethod.bsky.social
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security research, program analysis, random projects www.kernelmethod.org

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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/jdp....
sad “yea” meme
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
anyways here’s how I’m feeling about it
people yelling at lobster fight meme
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
on one hand this is essentially incorrect, on the other this basically tracks with the limited corpus of my work I have been able to publish outside of academic venues bsky.app/profile/apar...
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
…. god I hate this so much but it’s true isn’t it bsky.app/profile/segy...
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
lots of discussion about whether the future of security will be decided by who has the most tokens vs who has the better models. gotta say that it’s all giving
three boys discussing in a circle meme
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Colorado has four seasons: summer (early), summer (middle), summer (late), and fwing
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I guess Colorado just isn’t having any winter this winter
Ten-day weather forecast, there’s a cold dip right now (after being ridiculously warm next week lol) and then starting tomorrow the high is going to be in the mid to high 50s almost every day
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I fixed it bsky.app/profile/kern...
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I am helping diagnose an issue on a server that I handed off to other people for the past year
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
showing up 2 the protest 2 hold my “LOVE WAR” sign right behind a guy who becomes invisible at the forearm and whose face is a shifting mass
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
reading an article on Gen Z fashion trends that linked through to a page on “dark academia”, only to get jumpscared by my exact fall aesthetic
Picture saying “dark academia aesthetic” next to an outfit consisting of a textured black turtleneck, high-waisted brown pants, and a light grey Chesterfield-style overcoat.
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
not a real industry. not a real industry. not a real industry. not a real industry. not a real industry. not a r bsky.app/profile/kern...
Wikipedia page for “data diddling”.
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
every criticism of itch folding to payment processors just reads like this to me
Person pointing a gun at someone else with the text

"Getting robbed? Just say no. Your robber legally cannot take any of your possession without your consent."
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
okay so it does perform a relatively simple fingerprint of the browser which makes things a little less trivial than this anubis.techaro.lol/docs/design/...
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
congrats to my apartment’s rent payment portal provider who felt it was necessary to update me on their latest round of VC funding
Email starting with “Bilt raises $250 million at $10.75 billion valuation”
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
BSides Boulder coasters in a variety of different color schemes
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
making some bootleg merch for next week’s @bsidesboulder.bsky.social
Coaster made with (a slightly off-color version of the) BSides Boulder 2025 logo.“Mug of Vi” from No Starch Press on the coaster.
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
after all, why not. why shouldn’t I restart this year’s Advent of Code in yet another language
Bilbo holding the ring in Lord of the Rings
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers) ahaha I love this
"A Tale of Love in Bey Lah", a book from Caves of Qud
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers)
A shrine to Tyshrumekas (my character) at the end of the game
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers)
You annuled the plagues of the Gyre.

Then you destroyed Resheph and returned to Qud to help garden the burgeoning world.
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
do you have any idea how many gods I killed on my way up here? do you think the two of you are gonna stop me from seeing what's in there?
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
he's broken out of containment folks
Picture of my character walking through outer spaceScreenshot of my message log. There are lots of repeating messages "you fall through the vacuum of space"
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers) WOOOOOAAAHHHHHHH
"Overworld" map of North Sheva. It's beautiful!
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
okay no I'm not sure that I do
Game dialog: "It looks like an awfully long fall. Are you sure you want to jump?"
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers) now where have I seen this before
Earth Gate at North Sheva. The gate and the area around itresemble the gate before Brightsheol
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers) I'm going to start using "I'm entering my dwarf phase" as a day-to-day expression
Quote from Barathrum. "... I molder in the coolness of knowing. I enter my dwarf phase."
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
here we go
Game popup asking if I'm sure I want to ascend the Spindle
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
oh shit oh fuck oh shit
zone where I'm getting targeted by like a dozen temporal fugue copies of Starform Ehalcodon
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers) YES
Popup saying "you have finished the step, Beast Slouching, of the quest Reclamation"
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
all of the deep Caves of Qud lore folks right now
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Caves of Qud endgame spoilers) QQQYQQQYQQQYQQQ!
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The Gang Heads into Battle
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
difficult choice but I believe that my new floating orb friend will be the one to carry me through to the end
Picture of golem oddity
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
first to make my golem though :) I have a bunch of high-level followers through a legendary pariah that I recruited so I Have Options
List of bodies that I can choose from for my golem, which include ooze, oddity, antelope, insect, cragmensch, and crab
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
and there it is
Game popup, "a sphere of light in the chord of Qon radiates away. you feel it absorbed elsewhere"
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
one to go >:)
Messages from the event log. I detonated a stasis grenade on myself, then Qas stepped on a Hand-E-Nuke mine and was dealt 40k damage
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
ur goin down
entry to the lair of Qas and Qon
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
current status: I've slain Agolgot, Bethsaida, Rermadon, and Shug'ruith, and right now Mr. Tyshrumekas is on a quest to go attack and dethrone our last two gods Qas and Qon
Character inventory; I'm decked out in tier 7 and tier 8 gearScreencap of my character sheet. My character is currently level 36Pic of my character's current location in the Moon Stair
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will @kernelmethod.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
As a little side project over the last couple of weeks, I've been mapping out the surface from a run of Caves of Qud. And that mapping is now complete! I've made an interactive world map for folks to check out here: kernelmethod.org/notes/qud_wo...
Screenshot of a large portion of the first layer beneath the flower fields in Caves of Qud.Screenshot of a large portion of the first level beneath the Moon Stair in Caves of Qud.A part of the surface from the Palladium Reef.A wide tract of land that include Kyakukya, the river running south of it, and the River Svy north of it.
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