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Robert Baker

@kerba1123.bsky.social
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I like to wear shorts over here, too

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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 8h
Is it bad when the captain who is from just down the street and one of your best young players both request trades?
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 12h
0-3 in the red zone, don’t love that
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 12h
Seeing a DL have his brain broken in real time: -grabs QB by shoulder pad -lets go of shoulder pad to avoid getting called for horse collar -realizes that horse collar doesn’t exist on a QB in the pocket -tries to grab again but misses
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 13h
Played great all half, now set up to give up the lead in the Middle 8, going to rue those missed red zone opportunities
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 13h
The “engage the defender, grab his body, and turn through his arms” pass interference tactic, confusing refs for decades
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 13h
Standing in front of my TV with my arms folded saying “we need 6 here”
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again… -in the NFL, a field goal kick passing above the upright is good if all of the ball is inside the outside edge of the post -in ncaa football, a field goal kick must pass entirely within the INSIDE of the post to be good; any part of the ball over top of the post means it’s no good
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When your kid is about to come home with 4 erasers, a coin purse, a cat poster, and a pen with a fidget on it (but no books)
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These corners from Chile are terrifying
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ USMNT what the fuck was that defending
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
12. Dodgers 11. Yankees 10. Red Sox 9. Guardians 8. Phillies 7. Cubs 6. Astros 5. Rays 4. Braves 3. Brewers 2. White Sox 1. Padres Several gaps in there, and I don't have it in me to outright hate many of these teams, but also don't have it in me to outright openly root for many either.
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In addition to every NFL staff having a 16 year old that plays Madden to know when to use timeouts, I think every lawmaker needs a person on staff that knows ball
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ref running up the sideline to mark where the ball went out of bounds
Price is right cliffhangers
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tigers people, is there anyone in the Minors the Tigers are going to need to add to the 40-man to protect them from the Rule 5 draft?
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ew www.maptap.gg September 28 94🏅 91👑 90👑 94🏅 92🏆 Final score: 923
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone is chopping onions at Comerica
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man what are we doing
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We need to get “incidental facemask” back. Barely touching the facemask and not gripping/twisting it should not be a personal foul
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UPDATE: The Tigers are currently 11-11 for the month of September and have scored the most runs in the AL during the month. They are 11 games under .500. Again, if they were just bad in May, they are in the race this weekend. This is coupled with 20(!) losses leading in the 7th inning or later
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spencer Torkelson’s Golden Sombrero, the worst ska band in Wayne County
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The obvious answer: The Halloween Wreck Selfish answer: The Fumble
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminder: Purdue rehired the guy that was the coordinator for the 2024 defense The unit that gave up 40 pts a game and 6.76 yds/play and created 5 TOTAL turnovers
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Considering a good portion of Michigan War Dads (gender neutral term) are also Tigers fans, this is perfect synergy
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every time I see a Dodgers news item it’s like “Shohei Ohtani is restricted to only 3 games a week and four pitchers have been placed on the IL with elbow issues as the Dodgers win their 5th straight division title by defeating the Tigers 8-3”
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@hooverstreetrag.org go see what Ben Malgeri has done tonight And then look at his jersey number
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ednel
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This will be the third team in the Tigers org to play at a ballpark named for Fifth Third Bank (I don’t care what it’s called, getting high and mighty about a stadium named for a bank being named for a different bank is not a hill worth dying on, but it’ll still be called “getting Comerica’d”)
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gee sure would be nice to see a replay of that facemask…
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t fucking believe it
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go for 2
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am I crazy or did the opposite angle pretty clearly show a first down?
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man what the fuck
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, looking in the pastry case at a fancy coffee shop
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That throw is going to get Ryan Browne picked in the 5th round
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you’re going empty, you CANNOT just flee back 15 yds
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oo Oo Oo I know the answer to the trivia question!!
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Soccer is the stupidest sport
Köln losing 1-0 at half but dominating possession but ball will not go goalSpurs lost 3-2 but dominated possession and gave up two goals against the run of play and a third down a man due to an injury caused by the other team
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you need a palate cleanser after that spurs match (you do), Mikey Moore is starting for Köln
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Terrible luck aside it’s insane that Spurs are both easily pegged back with a low block and easily cut open with one up top
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man off the field due to a foul by the opponent, waiting to come back, ball saved from a corner, you can’t make this shit up
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun little note about yesterday's Tigers starting lineup: All of them made their MLB Debuts with the Tigers, and, other than Hao-Yu Lee, all of them were either drafted or signed by Detroit.
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
<bat flip> <helmet toss> <jersey unbuttoned and untucked> <17-step handshake with 1st and 3rd base coaches> <home run trot you can time with a calendar> www.maptap.gg September 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Tigers vs. the: -AL Central: 17-31 -NL: 21-21 -rest of the AL: 34-27 Unless they sweep the White Sox (in Chicago), they will finish with a below-.500 record against every team in the division…
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will not get excited about the Tigers winning six in a row I will not get excited about the Tigers winning six in a row I will not get excited about the Tigers winning six in a row I will not get excited about the Tigers winning six in a row I will not get excited about the Tigers winning six in…
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Genuine question: what is the official position of the Caribbean Netherlands being labeled as "Latin America?" The Tigers have a new graphic for Hispanic Heritage Month that features Kenley Jansen (who is from Curacao). They've done this in the past as well (with Jonathan Schoop)
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Kenley Jansen Experience™️ (complimentary)
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Kenley Jansen Experience™️ (derogatory)
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get Max two more chains
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Robert Baker @kerba1123.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Uh, is Javy in the doghouse or something?
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