makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 9hOur cells are so efficient, so why do we suck so much at it? 021
Reposted by makaʻāinanaAllegro 🍉 Salty Siren @alluringallegro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🙃🙃🙃 Entire communities are getting flooded and uprooted, food spoiling and clean water shortages when the energy goes out. But please! Keep worrying about your vacation. 01611
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hawaii hit with back to back to back storms and people are worried about the poor tourists. People really don’t see locals as real. We just magically pop up in hula skirts when you show up to create an idyllic scene for you 3239
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My slide decks contain so many maps and I don't even do it consciously. I finished prepping my Environmental science lesson for this week and went to review my slides and it was: map, map, map, map, map, text, map, map, map lmfao 170
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The annual "kumu, you're 36?! we thought you were 25!" The "25 year old" in question: 1150
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who do I know who works are hideaway bar? Or maybe hideout? Or was there recently? Someone told my coparent that they met one of my friends who works at this specific place and that’s so many people removed I’m at a loss lol 010
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Looks good as a wrap bracelet too and is less itchy lol 2110
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Drs office trying to schedule me an appt and the next available is in May and they’re like, does that work for you? Like ma’am…I don’t even have a calendar for 2027 yet, how tf should I know? 040
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A former student (graduated) was ranting to me about how no one in their ahupuaa college course knows how to weed or do any outside work and I’m like, my poor, sweet, sheltered child, that is sadly the norm. Our school is not “normal” 040
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bigislandnow.comPakele — last known wild ‘akikiki, a native Hawaiian honeycreeper unique to Garden Isle — honored by Kaua‘i County Council | Big Island Now"Kaua‘i County Council proudly honors Pakele’s extraordinary life and enduring legacy as a symbol of hope and resilience for the ‘akikiki," says a council Facebook post from Aug. 26. "May her story in... 191
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We’re learning about native and invasive species this week and I’m trying not to cry before my class just thinking about Pakele 050
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Even as an adult I still gotta deal with pimples on picture day 150
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just got out of an active shooter lockdown then had to speed over to teach at my second job. This is America. 140
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I gotta learn to write effective multiple choice questions, I can't grade a million short answer questions anymore. 140
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm doing way too much this semester, I feel like I'm drowning 050
Reposted by makaʻāinanaPrettyboy @prettyboybutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is actually not even counting the part where for me and most of us in this state, a lot of the family you know who do claim to be supportive are still at church every sunday hearing god knows what 192
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t understand the purpose if having “emotional check-ins” during a lesson if you’re just gonna go, aww you’re all sad? Moving on! Performative bullshit 030
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hooooly shit there’s so much drama and tea going on on FB between some big kanaka academics and things being said that I’ve always wanted to say and I’m LIVING for it 340
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m working on a lauhala choker but it’s giving centipede vibes, so I’m thinking of making a centipede with some red dyed lauhala after 060
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How bad must things be for a professor to get fired bc I’ve known professors who’ve sexually assaulted students and still got to keep their job or at least resign and find another professor position 1110
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bet this campus’s security guard to student ratio is better than the professor to student ratio 040
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We were doing punnet squares and had an example trait labelled with D/d alleles. I said “this parent then passed on their big D to their kid” and, of course, the students lost it. I did too lmfaooo 150
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I get my first paycheck after a 3.5 month hiatus bc of low summer enrollment/cancelled classes. I’m so stoked these past 6 weeks have been fucking rough 190
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Waiting for our gels to run in lab and the students started a giant game of cards lol. It’s honestly nice to see them hanging out as opposed to just going on their phones the whole time 050
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My rating of why fish don't exist: pffffffftttthhhhhhtttt. I feel duped. 020
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Told my students I would grade tonight so now I have to fucking grade 130
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We were learning about meiosis today and I had my Hs students draw out the phases. One student thought they’d be funny and draw a sperm fertilizing an egg and I just said, that’s fertilization, show me how the sperm and egg are formed 😂 080
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026David Attenborough is great and all, but I'm so ready for another nature documentary voice... 040
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can make a slide deck that's just maps and graphs, telling a whole story over an hour long. That's my super power. 050
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I feel like it can’t be, but I swear I’m hearing a bat outside 030
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hate saying it, but sometimes you just get a class that makes you want to quit teaching. Trying to appreciate all the wins in my other courses but I put my heart and soul into making meaningful learning experiences so it sucks when you get a group that has 0 interest in participating and learning 170
Reposted by makaʻāinanacraig boone. @sailorsmoons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you can't sign treaties with conquered people and no we weren't. stop regurgitating white lies as fact. you sound dumb. 1143
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026One of my HS students said they like to sleep in all their classes. Except mine, but only bc I make it impossible to sleep in it, always making them do labs and think lmfao 020
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My lab ran late & a student from the next class came in, asking what class this was. I told them then they said, whoa, wait, are you Professor Keora? Then said they really wanted to take my class bc of my work on Keaomelemele. Like what?!? 😭Closest I’ll ever get to feeling famous I think lmao 180
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Google classroom actually really sucks. No bulk edit. No creation of sections within the same class. No quarter/semester options. I don't get how it became such a standard for a lot of high school teachers. 050
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026student, trying to explain a Filipino tradition bc they need to miss class me: it's ok, I know it, I'm Filipino, too Student: you're Filipino?! I thought you were just mixed? Me: ...with what? lmao They then proceeded to try to get me to join the Filipino club. I'm like, I'm an instructor, tho...😂 081
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sometimes I don’t want to believe in evolution simply bc there were so many eugenicists involved in it 060
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My journey of getting into the house on the cerulean sea came to a quick and crashing halt when I learned the author was inspired by the sixties scoop. I think I’m just done with white authors. There is something wrong with them. 260
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“I really believe gender characteristics are biological bc my sons are so rowdy and messy and my daughters are so neat and calm and I can’t possibly imagine that it’s bc I scold my daughter when she’s dirty and impolite and giggle when my son whips his penis out in the middle of the store” 180
Reposted by makaʻāinanaTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/09/2026Oh they're just spelling it out now 9688129
Reposted by makaʻāinanaDr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026From an audit of Anchorage police: "The consultant found that American Indian or Alaska Native people accounted for just over 45% of the people involved in use-of-force encounters while they account for just over 7% of the city’s population." Color me not surprised. www.adn.com/alaska-news/...adn.comCity releases sweeping outside audit of use of force by Anchorage policeThe audit, which covered a 4 1/2-year period, found the department’s tally of use-of-force incidents was higher than Seattle, Portland or New Orleans. 5202100
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is why I love teaching at community colleges and high school. Can’t even fathom having to teach a lecture with like 200 students 060
Reposted by makaʻāinanaChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026My pedagogical philosophy begins with the premise that I am helping students become better thinkers than they were before and that doing this effectively will best prepare them for whatever life throws at them, intellectually, economically, and otherwise. 235675
makaʻāinana @keoraborealis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Literally tried to search this company with the Hawaiian word ike in it and even *after* I said no I meant ike *and* I put it in quotations, google *insisted* that I made a typo and meant bike 060