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Kenzie

@kenzius.bsky.social
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Extremely amateur RPG enthusiast. SF native. Anti-Athena. I own 4 copies of Wuthering Heights. I will immediately crumble under any pressure so if you pick a fight with me I hope you realize you will gain 0 XP. I write at snakebiterpg.blogspot.com

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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 2h
I'm sure at some point somebody used the phrase "clutching your pearls" and wasn't being obnoxious. It must have happened, because all the annoying people on Earth watched it and are desperate to imitate it.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
Woof. I'm sorry for joking about it. But hey, you did make it fifty years, which is pretty impressive. It can be a rough world! 🖤
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
Thank you for interpreting my typo'd message correctly btw 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
Pretty much. Yerba Madre, the canned stuff that's about ten percent of my blood, is as strong as an energy drink or a huge coffee. It's really good! Try it sometime.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
It just have been really dangerous, right? They weren't using computers, they'd toss dynamite into a room and walk like twenty get and it'd now the entire wall off! It's kinda insane! And it's a good thing they got the take there wanted 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
....decaf? I...I. Hm. Decaf. De...caf. De like...no. "No caf." Nope, can't process that; no space for such a concept exists. 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
So I literally buy yerba mate by the pallet; I have literally been to the yerba factory in Sebastopol. They aren't even open to the public but they let me in! I have walked the holy places. I am a true believer. But any caffeine will do in a pinch. OR SO I THOUGHT.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 3h
There are times I think I'm smart because I read old books and get good grades and then there are times I realize I'm also a helpless mess. Hrm. Anyhow these twin sisters of my personality are what will ensure my RPG success. You'll see. You'll all see! Sorry I'm in a mood good morning all💜
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
Bout to taste Yerba, that's one thing 💀💀💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
It reminded me a lot of Resident Evil, except the Thing makes more sense and is better. The monsters are so creepy and wet and it's so cool though; they basically make up the bulk of my own like, imagined style for monsters. The scene where they're throwing dynamite as they walk is wild 💀💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
I don't have good sleep habits; but at least I can get a lot of writing done!
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
Theyre WEAK
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
Is that a weird way of creating 60 unevenly weighted outcomes? Yes. But it came in a vision. You must believe in the gods. I will examine the message. A second, secret message might be that I'm probably not supposed to live alone yet.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
Woke up on the floor, still wearing one shoe and one sock, with my head on a Snorlax stuffy. But I did put the cap on my pen. Anyhow White Monster is good but not good enough. On the plus side I had dreams about, among other things, a giant d10 that linked to other dice creating many outcomes.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 4h
The alien puppet one? That's my dad's favorite movie, we watch it at least once a year! 🐕🐙🦷
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 5h
💜😻😸
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 14h
Options are deeply limited 😭
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
For what it's worth the Gettys are famously vaguely left wing and basically run Gavin Newsom so I don't think it'll buy me much Trump clout. 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
Look I wish I was rich; I'm not trying to claim poverty honor or anything. 💀 I'm definitely spoiled. Just not quite Getty status. You know. Yet. Once the RPG money starts to hit tho.... 🤑🤑
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
I don't really get how that follows though? We keep lots of sentient creatures as work animals. It's not slavery unless they're human, which is different from sentient, isn't it?
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
Gonna start working on my golf game
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
It's just a bookstore! I'm not rich! ... I guess not poor either though. It's not a cheap city.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
For real I had forgotten I've mentioned it 💀💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 15h
I think I'm still good, as he hasn't called for anyone to nuke the bay yet. I could make it to the white house yet 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Comedic farce is exactly how is describe it. A lot of people love that! But it wasn't a great story or anything. Just silly little set pieces with great puppets and a very goofy, bloody tone.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course; but that's kind of my point--plate mail counts as a luxury! You should want it. And then the rugs. And the rare wine. And then the polished redwood chairs. And then the dancing girls, and the silver swords, and the helmet, and then like, two more sets of plate mail. And another sword. 🤑
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genuinely confused they haven't made one, considering how they seem to love cash grabs! But I'd be so into it. There's a lot of fun you could have with it!💀 And like...they really do like fashion; everyone in their art is tailored..
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean it's not something people don't do 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes less IS more! ...though ironically not in fashion fluff; they should have kept more of this. It's fun! So many games are moody and somber or dramatic or whatever Mork Borg is; more should be just kinda dumb and colorful!
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It just feels like the setting demands it, you know? Acquiring material wealth and consuming it is like, a central element of modern settings! Which like, sucks and all, but they're rarely utopian worlds on display 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was my favorite little section of the Cyberpunk Red book and it was too short by faaaaar
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then boy am I in the right town for them 😂 ... unironically; in fact. The SF bdsm world is pretty active and very visible. They're at every Pride!
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't really do the super tall boot thing on account of being unsettlingly short but I really respect when it can be pulled off 🐦‍⬛🖤
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm unfamiliar with this! I'll look into it.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bahaha. Oh, I like that! Quite a lot! ...I say, looking over at my cool mesh top that I wore for the literal first time, right before meeting a friend's adorable and very, very spiky cat...
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It'd be downright wasteful *not* to get then, what with the inflation and the tariffs and the...you know. Good boots are forever! It's an investment! I intend to have feet for nearly all my life!
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look you aren't prepared to look in my closet 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a threat I am going to write out a vast list of luxury crafts and services for players to stock their palaces with and none of them will have any in game use at all other than being fun to own.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a tragic lack of shopping in most RPGs I read and frankly it's disappointing; what is even the point of money if you can't spend it on luxury goods? I mean this as a joke but also literally; I don't like "lifestyle costs" or whatever; why not let me actually buy fun things? It's fun!
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay so 350 is a lot but these boots are real leather and they have laces, not zippers, so it's like, kind of worth it. It's really a form of security; nobody can possibly steal them as they can't really even come off.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rw men will never allow any idea that limits their ability to do whatever they want sexually. That's almost the opposite of one of their unstated, but obvious, goals!
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think if I have one isolated demand for rpgs it’s that the characters have to fit the tone of the game. a lot of games convey this well—Cthulhu- and others don’t, like D&D. the more story focused, the more vital this is! I think some classes should be off the table sometimes, for example.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not sure why so many people on here are convinced they're all morons. Maybe the owners are, idk, but the workers seem really smart to me! That's not really related to the moral question at all but people seem to want them to be connected.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm entirely out of my element but all I really have to say about ai is that it's making my college classes tedious, at least any that require forum posts, and that I've met lots of AI and computer science guys in SF and they're obviously pretty smart on average.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe those are the same thing in practice though? Maybe that's just what good people are?
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did it make them more emphathetic or did it make them say more emphathetic things on a survey? Because my lean is towards the second; like, I think I have some really cruel parts of me. Reading hasn't made them go away, but I do think it helps me like, recognize them and account for them.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, my original thought was that knowledge in general is value neutral; its value lies in how it's used. But that ends up being a mouthful and for no real gain; and I'm not sure it's even true. The problem is actually that I don't know what I mean by "value." Embarrassing 💀
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's hard to imagine what I'd be like if I wasn't a reader though, because it's such a major feature of my life. But I think i might make worse, crueler choices, probably. So I guess having all these voices in my head, from all these stories, is actually pretty helpful.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been thinking about this and maybe I recant. Reading is probably helpful for a lot of people. It might not change who I am, but it has taught me ways of thinking about things and while I might not be a better person at my core I can at least be aware of it and act better than I would otherwise.
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Kenzie @kenzius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been told two things about Ars Magica: 1. It has several unique systems that are worth studying, and 2. It is almost impossible to play. I'm very curious about it! 💀
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