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🪱Brendon Cole🪱

@kensuckyyy.bsky.social
66 followers 102 following 194 posts

👁️👄👁️ Chicago, Bugs, Biology, Dogs, Drag (redacted)

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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Went out for one drink and ended up going home with this rich gay couple until 4 AM. Love my gay chungus life.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Everything Slayyyter has released since No Comma has grabbed me by the pussy and shook me awake.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I just want to scream and cry and hit shit.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My literal dog best friend (not one of my dogs) passed away today pretty tragically and I’m unwell. I watched him 5 days a week 8 hours a day for the last 8 months. Sammy was my essentially my 3rd dog and I don’t know what I’m going to do tomorrow when I don’t see him. I’m so sorry my dude
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 21/09/2025
The UK has officially recognized the state of Palestine, Keir Starmer announces.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Just found out my job denies anyone with a felony in their record. They don’t look into what kind of felony or anything. Just automatic deny. One less reason to be sad about quitting.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Chicago queers are so delusional and weird. That’s why I love it here.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The beating my hole has taken the last two days? I fear my insides are a different shape.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Might as well rename that restaurant Bricks at this point.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
About to fuck up this Szechuan Corner. Gonna swallow a soup dumpling whole
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
That win must feel real cheap sister.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The Logan Square Small Cheval/The Freeze is just a Small Cheval with pricey cocktails and dipped cones. 4/10
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The old fashioned and food from Best Intentions really sabotaged me last night sisters.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
And why was Mistress pretending to be a black woman?
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🤠 @iraqicowboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Potential ICE in Logan Sq Cali/Armitage- if anyone has that update app pls update it
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My sweet old man
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
People I didn’t even know did drag anymore out here clawing at these Hamburger Mary’s posts like cats in heat.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Not enough people talking about how this album is almost unlistenable. Cupid’s Girl, Butterfly, and Everyone Knows I’m Sad are the ones not ones worth a damn. I stand by that Cuntissimo is fun, but I like it less the more it plays.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
All this Malaysian cigarette pack is telling me is that it’ll be really easy to give head if I keep smoking.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Queers with an internet account:
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
No clue wtf Labubu is, but I feel like it’s too late to find out or ask.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
My knee and hip are sore from ******* for too long 🙃
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Eating a plant based Buona Beef on my lunch break so I can be miserable the rest of the day.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Beyoncé solidified that Daughter is THEE song on Cowboy Carter tonight.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 16/05/2025
Sufjan Stevens calls The Bible “very gay” in new Vulture interview: “Jesus was single, never married. Disciples were all dudes…”
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I’m finally watching season 13 and 14 of Real Housewives of New Jersey and I STFG if they cancel this show. I love Delores so much, and I eat up Teresa just saying off the wall shit. Best show on television 😭
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Feeling very Cuntissimo that it was sunny and warm the few hours I went to the beach and it started getting cloudy and nasty as soon as I left. Satan’s favorite some would say.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Oh. I forgot driving on the north side is actually atrocious.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You f*gs thought today was a beach day and Chicago said “clouds and wind actually”
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Very excited to see Beyoncé for the 2nd time this week. 🥹
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Denial is a River and Anxiety are the songs of the summer okay. I know they didn’t come out in summer but they are SONGS OF THE SUMMER
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I have *big plans today * finishing God of War: Ragnarok
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
But it’s like, how did she get cast even 😅
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Can’t stop listening to What Was That
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I’m wearing short sleeves with no jacket, and Lorde put out a new song today.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
‘he is risen’ ‘playing with my easter eggs’
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Preacher’s Daughter was like:
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Teaching ourselves to change our own brake pads. Stand by.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
And this is what I’ve done every day since Friday. Won’t he do it.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Like this summer, we are fucking cute boys and playing tennis. Get on board with it.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
We had a little date with the boy down the street last night, and no we won’t stop fucking all our neighbors.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Who is making Joella’s patterns? Because nothing I’ve seen her wear fits.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m so sorry to the world and for how bad it actually is, but I love a Whole Foods
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If I think about Steve Irwin too long I will cry and that is a fun fact about me.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
OKAY hear me out. This is the year I’m gonna quit smoking cigarettes completely.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Mike White you will pay for what you did to Chelsea.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I am always one bad brain cell away from posting nudes. Just know that.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Time to hit new levels of being caffeinated.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
About to leave the house to buy food and wine. Then come back and continue my path of rotting and God of War.
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🪱Brendon Cole🪱 @kensuckyyy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Literally love my job some times.
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