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Ken Ryan

@kenryan.bsky.social
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Husband, father, logic gate wrangler, liberal, space enthusiast, coffee drinker, purveyor of mediocre attempts at humor. He/Him.

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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Snoozy poodle, unclear on what her bed is for.
Parti poodle lying down for a snooze. Part of her head is on a puffy green dog pillow, the rest of her on the floor. She is a little unclear just how to use her pillow.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wegmans in NoVA
Wegmans unsalted sweet cream butter sticks, $2.79/lb. Not actually far off, but I wouldn't use it in crudites.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was perfectly fine when I was there for an event 2 years ago.
Room in top floor of Kennedy Center, projecting the quote "I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and beauty."

I wonder if that is still there...
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Butternut soup unlocked!
Bowl with creamy butternut squash soup (modified Alton Brown recipe) on the left, grilled cheese with farmers market tomato on the right. Yum!
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't ask my pup "who's a good girl". I *tell* her she's a good girl.
A very close face shot of an elderly brown pittie mix. Taken during a very brief pause in skritching.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Steak two ways. Will either one come out right?
Two cast iron pans with lids. One on a radiant cooktop, one on a portable induction. Which will produce a decent steak?
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Building the Hubble Lego. The "mirror" can only be assembled one way due to the orientation of the studs. But that makes the primary mirror backwards! Convex instead of concave! #LEGO #Fail
Primary mirror of the Hubble Lego kit. Mirror is backwards!
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Meet Kipper!
Brown brindled pittie mix with white muzzle curled up in her pillow, on her way to a good snoozle.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
OK never mind the newspaper text .. look at his index finger, and the white smear around it. Kinda looks like a photoshop error where the smear encroaches on his middle finger? Maybe just the lighting? (Photo was taken from CNN webpage, People Mag has the same image.)
McConnell "proof of life" photo, closeup of his right hand with a strange smear around the index fingertip and encroaching slightly on his middle finger.  Photoshop or AI? You decide...
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They look like TK50 tapes gunkies.org/w/images/1/1...
TK50 tape cartridge is grayish white rectangle about 5" on a side. There is a label on the front with "backup" handwritten. A small orange write protect indicator is also showing. It is sitting on a stack of printouts.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
*He* referred to the school, using the bridge to make inferences.
"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No, bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hmm... AI spelling or a language I can't figure out?
Frame from "dogs adopt humans" video, dog wearing an orange vest with "ADOPT ADO ME" on it and what looks like a segment of strap with no ends. Suspicious, it is...
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Been watching your recipe for years, finally going to give it a try! Hoping I can scale cooking times right, since this is only half a leg (about 3 pounds, the other half got vac-packed and into the freezer for my next attempt 😂)
Half a leg of lamb in a Dutch oven, prepared as best I can to Tom's directions. A bed of potatoes is tucked underneath.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We have an awesome pie shop in town www.momsapplepieco.com
Perfectly baked apple pie with a π cutout placed on top. Still in its box, mere minutes from the π losing its leg.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Two doggos prepped for the storm. Spoiler: they survived, all paws intact.
Two doggos wearing thundersocks and looking uneasy. On the left, grey and white parti poodle with a rainbow collar and pink sock. On the right, brown brindled puttie mix with a purple sock. Poodle has a tuft of fur sticking out the top like a lil babushka.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
6.5" at 10am in northwest Leesburg. Sleet is well under way now.
Flag on a stake stand with a yardstick taped to it. 6.5" snow depth. Flag is a snowman with "Let It Snow".
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I attended a private gala at Kennedy Center last year, in the Arts and Ideals exhibit. It was a very inspiring space. Who knows what's become of it now with the anti-woke crowd in charge.
"I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and beauty." - John F Kennedy

Quote in the Art and Ideals exhibit at Kennedy Center, as it was in 2024.

Who knows what's there today.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Empathy from my Kipper
Dark brown brindle pittie mix on a green pillow, wearing a purple thunder sock (I think that's what it's called?) over her ears. Mournful look on her face "daaaaad make the sky booms stop!"

Taken this past July 4.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Gray standard poodle head resting on my jeans-clad knee. She is looking off to the right, where there is a window to our front yard.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
oops
Pruse XL, with Z-axis plate all the way up. Dingus has his hand caught between the print plate and X-axis gantry.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You do you. As an engineer, coffee is a crucial element
Diagram showing Engineering process. Center box labeled "Engineer". Two input arrows, "Problems" and "Coffee". Output arrow labeled "Solutions". Additional output "Sarcasm (byproduct)".
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
One very pooped pup.
Brown brindled Pittie mix lying on the grass, tongue hanging out and a big smile on her face.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Brown brindled Pittie mix with a grey muzzle, being sniffed by a soggy golden retriever. Shallow end of the town pool in the background.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Dog swim day at the water park!
Shallow end of the town public pool. Our brown and white parti poodle is in the center of the shot. Left to right is a black lab-like dog, a grey husky, a brown boxer with a pink vest, our poodle, an indeterminate black dog with a bright red vest, and the back end of two other dogs. Legs of a few people in the background behind the "dogs only" stancions. Overall a snippet of lightly controlled doggy chaos.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I have two. (kids were not interested.)
A pair of One Laptop Per Child OLPC-1 laptops, ready for use anytime now. Aaaany time...
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Joy agrees!
Slightly scruffy black and white parti poodle sitting at attention for pets.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
Dark brown brindled Pittie mix wearing a purple thunder sock on her head, snuggled up to me. 4th of July town fireworks are about a mile away. She is not a fan.

(Ok I cheated a tiny bit, the actual most recent is the same pic but out of focus.)
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Brindled pittie mix next to me on the couch, looking for skritches. Or boops. Your choice.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Booms in progress
Pittie mix from previous post, snuggled against me for reassurance while fireworks happen in the background
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Ready for fireworks!
Brindled pittie mix on a green pillow wearing a purple thunder sock covering her ears. Looking very annoyed about the whole thing (our town fireworks tonight are like 4 blocks away).
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Homer and Bart meme.  Bart: "Two gulf wars in my lifetime".  Homer: "Two gulf wars in your lifetime *so far*".
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Shaka-shaka-shaka
Brown and white parti poodle with a blurry head, pittie mix looks over like wha?
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
One of these two has about a half-dozen groundhogs to her name. It isn't the pittie mix.
Two dogs hanging out by the kitchen cabinets; a grey and white standard poodle (aka "murder poodle") and a dark brown brindle pittie mix with grey muzzle (aka "couch potato")
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Someone should point out to him how much fuel he could save launching his spacecraft in a straight line instead of all wobbly
World map annotated with ground track of the SpaceX Dragon demo mission
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh, to be a dog.
Dark brown pittie mix with greyed muzzle, wondering when you're going to get on with the head skritches.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
Pittie mix stuck under a deck
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Yup, I keep my data nice and safe after chucking out the drives!
An array of hard drive platters, fanned out on a desk.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Joy offers her congratulations too!
Joy, a brown and white Standard poodle (somewhat scruffy) offers her congratulations.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I don't ask my dogs if they're good girls. I TELL them they are good girls.
Black and white Standard poodle on the right, brown pittie mix on the left, looking for pets. Christmas tree visible in the background, behind a dog-resistant gate.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Date yourself by showing a picture of your first computer.
Training board for an 8080A microprocessor, with expansion board and power supply. Main board has a hex keypad and 8 digit 7-segment display. Rows of RAM and ROM chips are visible. Display is on and the numbers "8200" and "80" are visible (yes it still works). Expansion board is connected by a wide ribbon cable. It has rows of anonymous chips and a few screw terminals (for a tape recorder for storage, and a speaker).
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Tried to get a shot of the moon rising over a VT game last month. Didn't come out so well... I'd guess shooting into the stadium lights *might* have posed some issues...
Visitor's side of Virginia Tech's Lane Stadium. Packed crowd, mostly wearing orange. Top edge glow from stadium lights. Full moon partially obscured by trees so it looks gibbous, peeking over the top of the bleachers, blurred out to an orangish blob.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
✅ Civic Duty Done
Loudoun County VA 2024 "I Voted" sticker

Subtitled "Early in the Presidential Election 2024"
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Happy Black Dog Day! Here's my Kipper enjoying one of her favorite hobbies.
Black pittie mix with elderly gray muzzle enjoying a good head scritch
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Pardon my ignorance, why is it code violating? I ask because...
light oak finished kitchen island with outlet on the side that apparently is Not Good?
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Need a little help to start my day ...
One cup of caffeinated goodness
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Gadsden flag snake but with the words "Nobody is treading on you. You're weird."
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Mine is unclear on the concept
Brown and white parti poodle lying on a winter-themed pillow with her head on a windowsill, sound asleep.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
It's just the pushpin emoji, use it as a reply and it will show up in your bookmarked list.
Screen cap of an emoji list (android flavor) with the red pushpin circles.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Already working it 💜🥃
A glass with about an ounce of Lagavulin 8 left. Near, of course.  Bare feet up on an ottoman in the background.
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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
And yes, poodles are hilarious! Here's mine, fell asleep watching for walkers...
Grayish-brown and white parti poodle lying on a snowflake-themed pillow. Her head is resting on a windowsill, nose pressed against the sash. You need to fill in the sounds of gentle snoring yourself.
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