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Kenny MacLeod

@kennymacleod.bsky.social
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GenX. Slightly ridiculous. Melbourne 🇦🇺

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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 6h
I hear they have good optometrists. <joke possibly too niche>
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 7h
You could really stick it to them by using the book to zip wire along the power line.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 10h
It was a glorious time
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 10h
A quick look at the voting history of Fareham answers that one.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 10h
That's a bit hard on jesus
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 18h
I had a friend in school who'd shout "abject calumny!" whenever accused of something. In school, ffs.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 18h
You didn't (a calumny is a false accusation, i think we can assume trump's are true), but I'm just happy to see anyone use it at all.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 18h
Very good odds that no-one else there knew either, you're probably fine.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 18h
In fact, the sausages are *made* of cats arse.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 18h
"Calumny" is a word we don't use anywhere near often enough.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FUMIN
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"What's Knossos If You're Not There" was a banger.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haaaaands... can only get drier....
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still occasionally come out with "the television's on fire" in Elvis's voice. My kids no longer find it funny.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No bad thing. Quark was an extremely snazzy dresser.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Nathan Fillion's Blasé Look
ALT: Nathan Fillion's Blasé Look
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks like Staffie skin
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Credit @happytoast.co.uk
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shaun of the Dead Poets Society
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spleen Tween Queen!
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Are the letters better or worse if i pull the arrow out?"
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I used to go to Specsavers like you. Then I took an arrow to the eye."
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now supporting!
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same. We had meetings about it. But then we stopped. We had an end of end year gathering gatherings.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The AWACS was destroyed on the ground by a drone strike, iirc.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think i saw somewhere that some of those recent f15 losses were blue-on-blue, shot down by (i think) an f18.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Shaun the Sheep: Cover Eyes, Not For Kids
ALT: Shaun the Sheep: Cover Eyes, Not For Kids
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This problem is genuinely giving the likes of Samsung and Apple the shits. It's much harder than it used to be to convince people to upgrade.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's turtles all the way down
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Eugene Levy's 'That's My Dog!' - Best In Show
ALT: Eugene Levy's 'That's My Dog!' - Best In Show
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's all so dour and serious and boring.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"celebrities"
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're in a Johnny Cab!
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TEEFS
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even a cat has too many needs. I can just about handle a fish.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LIPS TOO POUTY
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This lad needs more than a few wipes
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And a lot of that is down to stuff they left out.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's going to be interesting. It's a very different feel to the first book, I'm excited to see what he does with it.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vegas being Vegas, it would need to be a tacky copy of a dome from somewhere else. London's Millennium Dome is already tacky, they could roll with that.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something something defeat something jaws something victory
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's twice in 3 years I've been woken up by an earthquake in Melbourne. It's starting to feel normal.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See also, the industrial revolution.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sir, this is BlueSky.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Evidently many don't know what a rugby scrum is.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A scrum on ice skates would be something worth seeing
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Babyshambles
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
China Drum were awesome. Go Northumberland!
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