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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈

@kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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Chef by divine right. Luddite for personal reasons. They/them by court order.

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23h
you are laughing, but actually men only poop in the yard when they are very stressed
Reddit reply to the pooping in yard guy post:
“For richer or poorer, in sickness and health - but don’t take a dump in front of me”. 

You’re talking couples therapy because a man to whom you’re married and have a child took a shit as a silly way to prove a point. 

He’s apologised and said it was dumb. What more do you want from him? Reddit reply to the pooping in yard guy post:
So you have a 4 month old baby, and a dog who isn't potty trained, meaning neither of you is getting good sleep. Your husband was clearly frustrated, which you recognize. And in that sleep deprived state made a ridiculous (and honestly hilarious to those of us on the outside) decision. 

After calming down, he admitted that it was a bad decision. Can you with complete certainty say that every decision you've made since having your baby is rational? If not, then give him some grace, recognize that neither of you was in the best mindset during that argument, and laugh about the absurdity of it all. It may be worth talking to each other about current stress levels, since he pooped in the yard, and you're full on considering couples therapy about that. And you should definitely talk to each other about how to go about dog training when you have both had sleep and aren't in the middle of attempting to train the dog. Reddit reply to the pooping in yard guy post:
Did you hit him on the nose with a rolled newspaper?

Or did you give him a treat and tell him he's a good boy. I mean he was modeling what you want the dog to do.... imagine him modeling what you want your child to do.

Meaning, he's going to be a great dad if he leads by example and is true to his word.

Also, if you aren't helping train the dog get out of the way. It confuses the dog. 
Reddit reply to the pooping in yard guy post:

Him doing that is hilarious. You unable to laugh about it says more about the relationship then anything else. Buckle up, if that rocked your world, youre in for a long and rough ride. 

Usually this would be a laughing matter because the girl said the guy couldnt do it, and in a theatrical act, the guy goes and does it...

This doesnt sound like that. This sounds like he HAS to prove you wrong, for you to take his word for anything. 

If youre doing counseling, I think theres other issues that need addressed.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/10/2026
Do you disavow COBRA?
a shot of a cobra commander pointing from the gi joe cartoon
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/10/2026
Elon Musk is back with a brand new tech demonstration that, whether you like him as a person or not, will truly blow your minds. This video changes everything we know.
10 hours of jingling keys video
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/10/2026
Come out for music, karaoke, burlesque, ghost stories, and more! Albuquerque's only sober downtown Halloween party! I'll be there :)
Need a safe space on halloween
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/10/2026
This is weak bullshit from an evil grifter but why is it still a stronger statement than a lot of sitting democrats will make
Headline: Vance defends ICE but says there's a responsibility to investigate when agents "screw up"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
ok I was lured into playing a videogame for the first time in two months and it is of course the dress making game
a red dress that combines day ware needs with a touch of glamour and sex appeal, made by me in the videogame dressmaker
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
been rattling around in my head for a few days
NOT WHAT I'M CALLED meme:

gollum (from the lord of the rings) says: "hey guys"
crowd says "goyim!"
gollum says: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
How the fuck people always saying My Bloody Valentine invented shoegaze when Heaven or Las Vegas came out a year before Loveless
Album art for Cocteau Twins, Heaven or Las Vegas, it is a background of blue and red with some lovely fuzzy textures, streaks of light over top, band name and album name in some artful font choices kinda small
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Seen a pretty good cup today
A cup that says Dumpster Fire Response Team and there is a raccoon on a flaming dumpster with a laptop
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
your tamagatchis are conscious. they can distinguish between self and environment, they can detect and report on their own internal states, and they can suffer. i have no more patience for hedging on this matter. it’s time for us to face the reality of our situation, and act on it.
a tamagotch with a sad looking little guy on it (a tamagotchi is a handheld digital pet toy)
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
Curly haired people of Albuquerque, allow me to recommend my hair stylist. Facile is a one-woman hair salon that specializes in curls and I cannot recommend enough the incredible work Chloe will do on your hair!
Me with freshly blue hair in front of a sign that says Facile
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
Meme of the guy speaking into the mic while people pile on him saying "Would"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
you vs the girl she tells you not to worry about
lego rayquaza, a green dragon worm guy, looks weird and noodly and goofy asslego shenron the sick ass big green dragon that looks cool as hell and not even a little like a goofy worm like rayquaza does
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Neill in Event Horizon, face mutilated, smile on his face, with a speech bubble as if he's saying the quoted post
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello. Would you like to play a game?
El Jefe the lovely tricolor kitten sitting in a board game box that is just the right size for him
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm telling you, they're family
Sueño the cat and El Jefe the kitten cuddling so sweetly both their eyes are closed, faces on top of each other, so loving
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am convinced El Jefe and Sueño are related. They are 2 years apart in age, but they look so similar, were rescued from the same small town, have always gotten along since El Jefe got here, and have the same types of mannerisms in many ways, including things like clicking at flies
El Jefe the tri color white and tabby grey and peach colored kitten next to Sueño the tri color white and tabby grey and peach colored cat
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
average political discourse on the internet
a reply to someone's original post (not included): "What's the context behind that? What did Mandani [sic] do?"

the original poster replies back: "idk, I assume something bad"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Recession indicator
Headline: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s Bentley spotted on sale at Doncaster dealership for £125k
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
NA Whiskey with a NA beer back. We're not getting fucked up tonight girls!!!
Ritual NA "Whiksey" with lime and sugar and an ice cube added, and Athletic lite Lime and Salt beer
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
the bluesky experience
the meme of the two identical nations but with different adjectives applied to their ships and castles, one set positive one negative, in this case everything has been changed to "jokes"

so on the left it's: "our blessed jokes, our glorious jokes, our great jokes, our noble jokes, our heroic jokes"

on the right it's: "their barbarous jokes, their wicked jokes, their primitive jokes, their backward jokes, their brutish jokes"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just a morning of absolute whimsy
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
So sad that in our society "cis" men feel like they have to medically abuse themselves with products like this just to feel proud of who they are, don't they know they can just be themselves and they don't need to make drastic medical decisions with long-lasting impacts
bluechew
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
So sad to watch men medically abuse themselves like this just because they "believe" that they're "cis". Making life altering decisions about their God-given bodies instead of learning to love themselves. We need to be able to ask reasonable questions about the safety of these practices.
hair restoration before and after photos on some random sweaty guy
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you have to get up real early to see something real beautiful
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morrissey singing
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
From up high she watches and she judges
Duende the tortie tabby cat hanging out on some cat shelves
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sleeping like a guy who just cost a couple hundred bucks at the vet
El Jefe the beautiful tri-color kitten, he sleeping on a sequined pillow
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
This story is even more insane than it seems. You see, Europe stopped exporting their lethal injection cocktail to the U.S. and since then our government has been struggling to make a formula as deadly.
Tennessee fails to execute woman after 2 doses of lethal injection
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
My kitchen helpers tonight!! Can't teach these big classes without help :)
Me and two lovely humans that helped me run a cooking class
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Average Chef Kennedy vibe
Me in a large commercial kitchen having just taught a class, people are eating the food they cooked behind me
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Average Chef Kennedy vibe
Me teaching a cooking class, im in an orange shirt and blue apron, in the background people serve themselves food they worked hard on
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
He is full of wonder
El Jefe the kitten on a rug that looks like different textures of moss looking out at the world with fascination
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALLEGEDLY
Headline: Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
More photos of the chalk wall in the bathroom. So many good memories.
So many chalk messages in the Astronomía bathroom So many chalk messages in the Astronomía bathroom So many chalk messages in the Astronomía bathroom
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big feels as we said goodbye to Astronomía yesterday. The artist came to paint over the mural which she "didn't want going to someone who would misrepresent her art later". I am glad to start the next stage, but my heart is heavy with missing this place already.
Someone wrote "I love it here" on the bathroom chalkboard wall at Astronomía Lemonyyarts painting over her beautiful muralAstronomía returning to an ordinary roomAstronomía returning to an ordinary room
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the most underrated board games in out collection is Guild of Merchant Explorers. I don't really see this game get a lot of love. "It's just a fancy roll n' write" people will say as if that is a bad thing instead of what makes it great
A player board in Guild of Merchant Explorers, a lovingly rendered map with cubes and villages and towers and other tokens placed on itA player board in Guild of Merchant Explorers, a lovingly rendered map with cubes and villages and towers and other tokens placed on it
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished it!!!
Shanghai red-braised pork with (hard-boiled) eggs, done at last. Joyride the board game is in the background
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
They haven't made a Muppets in Space lego set but you can make do
Muppet Legos invading the bridge of the Star Trek EnterpriseFozzie bear holding a phaser on Captain's KirkRolf holding a phaser on Scotty in the transporter roomKermit the frog in the captain's chair
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok you sickos it's STILL happening!
Shanghai red-braised pork with (hard-boiled) eggs, in progress, we are on the third type of cooking the pork out of 4 steps of cooking the pork
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright you sickos its happening
Shanghai red-braised pork with (hard-boiled) eggs, in progress, we are on the third type of cooking the pork out of 4 steps of cooking the pork
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have to go to work help
El Jefe the adorable kitten laying in a bed, his face has a parchy white and peach and grey tabby situation going on and he couldn't be cuter
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think anything could go wrong with Spirit Halloween selling this costume
"Skull Commando" Halloween costume, looks like an ICE agent
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who could have foreseen this
SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Witness the power of my stand Orange Crush!
Mamdani with Trump behind him
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
when mom says we're out of toaster strudels and I have to eat a pop tart instead
ed sheeran the large baby man crying on stage at a concert people paid money to see
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
continuing to cement my position of not taking a flight that starts or ends in the United States until further notice
headline: The FAA Is Spending Nearly a Billion Dollars to Make AI the “Brain” of Air Traffic Control Towers, Starting This Monday
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
It took far too long but we finally got Molly House to the table for the first time. The first week took us a full hour as we figured things out but then the game got us a lot faster. We played pretty gentle and actually managed a Community Survival victory!
Molly House board game in actionMolly House board game in actionMolly House board game in actionMolly House board game in action
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight the theme was racing board games
A shot of the board game Rallyman: Dirt, a push-your-luck board game about rally car racingA shot of the board game Rallyman: Dirt, a push-your-luck board game about rally car racingA shot of the board game Flamme Rouge, a strategic game about bicycle racingA shot of the board game Flamme Rouge, a strategic game about bicycle racing
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
El Jefe's full name is El Jefe Elote Don Quixote, just in case you were curious about this
El Jefe Elote Don Quixote the kitten in a board game box yawning
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