Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025(Coffee) Bean is a whole year old now! He is a Grown Man!! He can now be legally responsible for losing me my security deposit!!! 080
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Here are some cat pictures for your feed. Bean (m, 7mo) and Caramel (f, 4y)! 0120
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Romantic partners are unnecessary to get gifts on Valentine’s Day, simply have students 180
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025We are learning about the European Renaissance. My students have invented a game of tag where “Bloody Mary” spins around arms outstretched trying to tap each other. A girl pointed out that they should be accurate. So now they’re running away from “Mary I.” 😂 040
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Student A: English or Spanish? [First person to move is gay!] Haha! Student B: That doesn’t work in this classroom! Me, on cue, imitating an inflatable tube man: WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE GO BACK TO WORK 050
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“Mx., do you want a fake banana I found on the bus?” “Yeah obviously” 040
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Really liked this line from #eclipseandpuppetshow #eaps 0100
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Me, pointing at a student’s paper: You’d feel calm if you lost your keys? Student: Yes. Because yes. Me: Okay, but what if by lost, it means you locked your keys in your house? Student: *immediately reaching for the eraser* 040
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Being an adult is so weird. Sometimes it’s layers on layers of complicated stressful bureaucracy to get something done, and other times you walk into City Hall, hand them papers, go “I’m doing this” and they go “ok I copied it you can leave now”. 060
Reposted by Ken | kenmarlennBrowniefox @browniefox.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Remember Shred Eagle? This is her now. Feel old yet? #pnat #paranatural 095
Ken | kenmarlenn @kenmarlenn.bsky.social · 18/10/2024May as well start this off with a cat pic. Coffee Bean today (4 months) versus 2 months! He is still baby, but less. 0120
