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Kenneth Ellingsen

@kenelli.bsky.social
159 followers 55 following 323 posts

Teacher, fiance, card player (mtg, swu), cat lover, supporter of everything the MAGA cult hates

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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She wanted a job at North Korean state tv, but they said she lies too much, even for them
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He finally got that happy ending he paid for ... by Ed Sheeran!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Natalie has been reading to him "Mein Kampf" for bedtime story again, hasn't she
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If high IQ is needed, that rules him out for sure. (Even though he just found out that dumb is spelled with a B)
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No need for the US part, worst in WORLD history!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time I see him I think of the LotR line "and they've got a cave troll!"
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At least Hoodie Shrek is well liked by MAGA and Israel..
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He really needs to learn how to read, period!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There was a guy in Europe who also made coins with his own face, oh, it was HITLER!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anne Hathaway has starred in like 20 movies since Randy Quaid was barely relevant
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Last guy here in Europe who put himself on coins invaded Poland...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It is kind of impressive that one idiot managed to crash the entire world economy in less than 2 years...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Make a "Hitler or Trump" as well, I really have a hard time telling their statements apart, like fake news, immigrants are vermin...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people are truely the dumbest on the planet
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damn you Islamic Republic of Japan!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damn you Islamic State of Japan!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Damn you Islamic State of Japan!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'll save my champagne for that obituary though
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That that will be left are Milli Vanilli's lipsync machine and Kid Rock's playback...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What are the odds he ate them raw afterwards...?
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fetterman is 100% MAGA
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Don't worry, the cultists will fall for the next scam as well!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why does anyone call him a democrat, he's 100% MAGA
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why do people call Fetterman a democrat, he is 100% MAGA
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ask orange Hitler if he can recite ANY passage from the bible!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If RFK jr had been in change back then, at least 3.9 mill would have died...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hurry, inject bleech!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
How about the uncanny parallells between him and a certain German leader...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
And yet I'd put my money on her in a fistfight with orange Hitler
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you were a black woman, you'd be a "low IQ individual"...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Considering the IQ of MAGA cultists, I would have guessed education was dead last
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Be honest, you are just looking forward to Monday 4th, aren't you ;)
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's like if Germans would want a new passport and were told Hitler would be featured on it
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Orange Hitler is just trying to follow in his German idol's footsteps...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Most ignorant country on the planet by far!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Cost more than most of the Star Trek franchise ;)
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
As long as Thomas gets a new yacht...
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
He also forgot to hail glorious, supreme leader which is a must in the United States of Fascististan
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What if Shrek had a baby with Oddjob
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I hope Lara Trump will sing for the MAGAs, they deserve the pain!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I am all for hand me downs, but maybe he should avoid clothes from his idol, Heinrich Himmler
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Even the original Hitler served in the army, the new orange one didn't even do that
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
At least his board of peace is a great success!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Don't worry, his board of peace will make everything better!
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Kenneth Ellingsen @kenelli.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Orange Hitler is an insane lunatic, get rid of him NOW!
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