Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 17hBe a real friend and photoshop your bestie into the cover of Tuck Everlasting running away with a cartoon pussy when she gets bottom surgery 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I realized I never posted pics from the last unpacking from the 90’s effort before my bday in August. So… check out a few late 90’s unintentional time capsule items from middle school and earlier 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Man getting married/having house guests/a party at your house is great motivation to clean your house really fast 😅 010
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So, Selma Blair bit your style? No, no… I’m saying I used Selma-Blair-biting-style 2 fashion conscious zombies discussing current events, I guess 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Welcome Class! Professor Clitzone’s return to silly.smut.show was so much fun!! Thank you @at.my_whitts_end for having me back! 📸: rainbowrainphotography 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s #nationalcomingoutday again. 8 years ago I was finding the word nonbinary and considering hormones. I was coming off my second divorce and starting to focus on myself and what I wanted. 110
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Attila the Hunny I shrunk the kids again 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What if the Rock was more of a pebble 📸: @jkatherine303 010
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes I just open this app, see the horrors, and close it right back up. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Forgot to put this on my October post but of course Baby Talk is back this month! Come in a costume! 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I figured out what I’m wearing for my wedding… a totally reasonable ~2 weeks before it 😅🤭 010
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Congratulations @abstractdrag for winning @co.drag.royale !!! It’s been an honor getting to see you grow and make brilliant art. The way you make these concepts into reality is astounding. You poured your heart and soul into every challenge. I am so proud to call you part of my chosen family. 110
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Folsom St Fair was… overwhelming. Cool af but also my eyes were presented with so much new visual information I kinda short-circuited. Normally in a crowd you see a couple interesting people. 100
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Last night while at a club for a drag event someone came up to me promoting a trans rights org and the convo went like this: 100
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mawwwaaage month & a few places I’ll be. @jkatherine303 can’t wait to have this weird ass wedding with you!! 💗🥰 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No open mic at the store in Denver this month. We’re in SF right now. Will resume next month! 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cute lil #throwback from a friend’s Barbie themed birthday party 011
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I forgot Vulture was an online magazine and I was picturing giant carrion eating bird comedians on a list. Kind of impressed there were 10 worth knowing tbh. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well the spam telegram messages are certainly getting creative 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. 120
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I tried out a new set I wrote yesterday for the show and it went so well. I love nights like that 💗 020
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But let me get off this soap box it’s bad for my pH. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Some 26 year old girl sho straightened her hair every day. A time I thought my beard was all the way grown in at 36 (3 years on T) and was wrong (this happened a lot). First year-ish on T mostly mascara & bullshit whisper of a beard & dirt stache. 100
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Professor Clitzone face on. Prepare to Hannibal lectured. 👨🏫 See ya at @silly.smut.show in a few hours 010
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had a nice day with my mom yesterday. We did with and without glasses selfies after brunch. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 15/09/20263 years ago I was so excited I got to kitten at a show and meet Willam at Metro Music Hall… and this is the photo I took to remember it by. 😅😂 010
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hey Boulder don’t miss this fun & educational show - @silly.smut.show - Professor Clitzone returns for another lecture Wed 9/16 at @junkyardsocialclub check 🔗 in bio for tix info 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@co.drag.royale challenge winner! I am so so so happy for you @abstractdrag you have so much vision and talent! Thank you for showcasing kings & including me in this! Abstract Mommy & the Wasteland Boyband 🤭 What an amazing night! 001
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Heads up the parking lots near Tracks that normally are open are being used for some kind of valet for some event nearby so if you’re coming to Drag Royale parking is gonna be rough 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You survived an apocalyptic wasteland but make it cute 💅 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 10/09/20262nite I’ll be in a supporting background role for@abstractdrag in his @co.drag.royale performance at Tracks. Fri I’ll be with @district9comedy at @risecomedy for Good Form - taking on Frightening Tales’ form. Sat at @risecomedy again with @district9comedy doing an improv set during A Classy Affair 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Got my stitches out of my hand today & scheduled the right hand surgery for after the wedding in November. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My fb ads are about anal fissures & gold vampire fang grills. Like… okay I’m a gay demon in my 40’s but shut up. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This was for one of my first performances… maybe my third one ever? So cvnt tho! Little baby drag standup in Utah 👹 #throwback 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Don’t miss Professor Clitzone’s return to @silly.smut.show Wednesday 9/16 at @junkyardsocialclub for a burlesquey, draggy, comedy educational good ol’ Queer time in Boulder! 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me at a job interview: I’m a communication expert (paranoid) 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Cute lil piece I did trying a design out for some commissioned rainbow boots (pics of the boots in progress coming soon!) 010
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love having ice in my drinks. The coldest drinks possible. Shoutout to ice cold drinks. That liquid’s really doing me a solid. 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Come see @district9comedy do improv in a new format called Good Form (also my debut performing with them!) Friday 9/11 at 7 pm at @risecomedy And we’ll have a short set the next day, 9/12 @ 7:30 pm as well 💗 000
Kendoll Clitzone @kendollclitzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Doing a lot of improv jams (not mentioned here but msg me if you wanna know more), an open mic or two (same msg me), and helping in a CO drag royale performance on the 10th. A chill month but also somehow busy af. 000