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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Been rehearsing all weekend. Knackered now, but in a good way.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why did the chicken go to the pictures? To see Gregory Peck.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Where is the logic in someone saying, "I'm doing a cool thing... I know, I'll get AI to make a poster for it."

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's like saying you'd give your right arm to be ambidexterous.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍

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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester

Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dr Mo. Ostendpussy. Never Say N'est-ce pas Again... #BondHerculeBond

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maisie put her most vehement case to Julie for voting Albert out while behind the fake wall, the Traitor quietly listened. #GirlsOwnCC

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And that other pair can fuck off five hundred miles and then fuck off five hundred more.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Instagram always throws patterns of things at me, as I'm sure it does for everyone. At the moment, there is a dire and immediate paranoia, about the state of the world, in the stuff it is showing me. Could do without that shit.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can't get the photo to adjust but it's there in full on the post. 🙂

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Found a two and a half hour abridged audio versions of Smiley's People, brilliantly read by the Author. Just fiinshed it. Thought it was a marvellous way to revisit the story after many years.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean, if you really feel the need to make noise to be heard, couldn't you make a better noise?

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sorry to be simplistic but why can't we just live and let live?

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bringing some very nice books to the charity shop. I have too many. Goodbye, babies.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In case you're not aware and live within five miles of Castlebar... maybe ten.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My vote for most annoying foley work, the footsteps in 'Anne of the Thousand Days.'

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Constance resolved that she would not venture unarmed into the portal that Maisie had discovered behind the Turner. #GirlsOwnCC

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This week's blog post is all about my new play.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This week's blog post is all about my new play.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Shuffle punched by an archetypal slow-set song. Shampoo smell, hands on waist, foreheads touch gently as the beat drops...

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Kenny Rogers, Sheena Easton - We've Got Tonight (Audio)

YouTube video by KennyRogersVEVO

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Grumpy. Best not talk to me. I'll whittle you into kindlin'.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In 1970's CB parlance; not many people on tonight.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible Orchestral Manouvres in the Moussaka.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

H is the best of everything. Engage. Enjoy.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So I record the Gauff Rybakina on Sky Sports (I get it for tennis then cancel it) and the recording ends before the match is over. Then they show an interview in the middle with the winner and loser of the other semi, which I hadn't yet watched. What do we have to do, sit up all fucking night?

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Twenty five years today, I had me first ever table read of a play of mine. Never opened a script. We sat and the table and talked for a while and then we went home.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yes, i was going to come to your thing but then you did an AI poster and I figure if you can't be arsed then I can't be arsed either.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Mellor's rudientary understanding of the Pythagorean Theorem, combined with the rising tide, suggested that his mast would no longer fit under the bridge but how to break this to Miss Emily? #GirlsOwnCC

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just erased a good draft post cos, like, what's the point?

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I had to back away from the 4 for 3 catfood offer in Tesco because the maths became too complex.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It sounds like it's all kicking off in Spartacus up in the living room.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Take your coloured jackets and your guzzled pints of best bitter and fuck right off.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Warm thoughts for Katie Taylor this evening. A true Irish legend.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Last Apollo have their first album out today. It's called 'I'll Walk towards You' and I think it's quite lovely. Check it out wherever you do your music thing.

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I'll Walk Towards You - EP by Last Apollo | Spotify

Last Apollo · EP · 2026 · 6 songs

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I am so *bored* of the pricks being in the ascendancy. Can't it end soon? Can't someone go to jail or something?

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Thread numbers are now automatic. I think I'll still stick to that other thing though... what's it called again? Oh, yes 'editing'. #Kenbehave

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I feel like I've got special glasses that exactly half the population of the world doesn't have. They allow me to clearly see who the monsters are.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Rewatched 'We're All Going to the World's Fair' and would now reassess it as a very good, if difficult film. Is there a better one that shows us how our teen kids can be scary but, despite this, will probably turn out all right?

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Book early to avoid neck strain... 🙂

A poster for my new play Achill Sound, at The Linenhall, Castlebar, on 1st and 2nd Oct.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Now we're all thinking 'Outrageous Fortune'.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Shredded Wheat is just the right side of cardboard to feel a bit healthy. Plus, rather weirdly, Ian Botham's historic promotion of it seems to be a factor in my choosing it.

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Ken Armstrong @kenarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This week, I got to go back to the place where I found the deer in the fence, eleven years ago.

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