Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026To the Senegalese guard at the Whitney in NYC who was positively levitating after they went up 2-0 and kept saying "This is such a surprise!" - I'm so sorry, man 000
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 15/03/2026One of many reasons to love living in the Adirondacks, near Lake Placid: the person at the self-checkout next to you at Aldi is on the phone talking about his bobsled 020
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Why is it so much more annoying when somebody puts a person on speaker in a coffee shop than if they were just having a face-to-face conversation? Also, what kind of sicko does this? 021
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 12/06/2025The mailman from our previous house, which we moved out of 5 years ago, stopped me on the street today to ask about getting a colonoscopy because he saw my PSA a few months ago. A) I love small-town living B) Somebody paid attention to my PSA! youtu.be/jONI9vJRtCA?...youtu.beEssexHealth KenColonCheckTV 60YouTube video by Essex County Public Health 030
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I can give you references, but they don’t know who I am yet 040
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Live look-in at Elisemedia.tenor.coma girl in a red sweater says " i want it now "ALT: a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now " 030
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 18/03/2025There should be office dogs in #severance. "Your outie once ate a whole pizza. Your outie barks at the mailman. Your outie is a very good boy." 042
Ken Aaron @kenaaron.bsky.social · 25/02/2025People are surely way too smart to give a disaster from the late 2010s another chance 030