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Kelly

@kemaha.bsky.social
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Cold water swimmer nutter. Also love walking, reading, films, travelling, food and good company with like minded folk. Having fun with depression, high blood pressure, an underactive thyroid, adenomyosis + severe endometriosis.

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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching Spider-Noir and Lukas Haas is really giving off Lance Erickson vibes.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching a film that started off with "Stand By Me" vibes. Half an hour in and I feel very traumatised. It's shaping up to be very good.
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Shock Cat Itsnotmykla
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"YESSSS! Thrown out of every club in Stevenage" "There's only two" #FunnyFilmLines
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Don’t Smile Don'T Laugh
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
15 months of dealing with up to 10 bowel movements a day thanks to the endo and one of them today had me like...
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Barbie Doll Zoom In
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Popped into my fave Asian mini market on the way home after our lunch out. There were some packs of broad spicy noodles (which I love) reduced. Didn't know much else beyond that as the packaging is in Chinese. Turns out they're Liangpi noodles and are served cold during the summer. Delicious.
Liangpi noodles
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally had my birthday lunch after popping to the hospital to get more pre-op supplies - saw these two beauties on the way and had a lovely chat with the owner. Back to feeling broken again, even with taking breaks along the way. Boo.
A man sitting at a table smiling with a salad and a calzone on the tableA red and cream UK carA grey firebird car
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just had 10 minutes of my jaw dropping with having a red kite chill out on the oak tree in my garden. Stunning.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Win of the day: getting the hospital to courier my meds to me (they got forgotten with the mess that was Weds night) after them cheerfully saying "they're here for you to collect. "
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Elmo's Fiery Victory!
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It took 3 hours for them to discharge me last night. So that's a total of 11 hours of pure frustration. Definitely need to have some chilled, low key days to recover from it.
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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Still waiting to be discharged...
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Melz the Panda Hanging Upside Down
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So close... Waited 8 hours to be told that my surgery has been cancelled again 😑
A woman in a hospital gownAn arm with a needle in it.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is going to make tomorrow a bit more bearable. Only cost me a tenner.
A portable fan on a laptop
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lovely Thai lunch in a pretty garden where we had the cathedral bells ringing. Nice treat from Richard before I go to the hospital for my op tomorrow.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Have to say, I'm rather chuffed / impressed that I was in and out of the hospital for my bloods within 15 minutes this morning. Countdown to operation has begun (again.)
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Cute Cat Says Please
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As much as I love Alison Brie, Meg Foster will always be my Evil-Lyn.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We had the official birthday lunch at The Ivy earlier. Great food and a lovely afternoon. Frustrating that the slow walk into town and back has broken me 😑
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I cooked up the salt beef I got for £4 instead of £17 a while ago. Got that and the bagels out of the freezer yesterday. Lunch of gods! 🤤
Salt beef bagel
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It was this one's birthday yesterday. We were meant to go to lunch but since I was meant to be recovering from surgery, we pushed it back to Thursday. So usual pub visit last night, lunch today (his meal was free!) and then the set lunch at The Ivy on Thursday.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just finished watching this heartwarming doc by @dogwoofdocs.bsky.social on @itvx.com 💕 It's given me a present idea for my very Scottish dad who loves porridge...
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The Golden Spurtle - Documentary
In a Scottish Highland village, competitors gather for the World Porridge Championships' final year under Charlie Miller's leadership.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So much for that. They overbooked and have cancelled my surgery for today. No idea when it'll be rearranged for - so I'm back in limbo. Great.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Today is gonna be fun... #EndometriosisSurgery
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Endometriosis surgery is booked for Thursday!!!
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Woo-hoo
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Around this time 8 years ago I was on my way home and would witness something I'll never forget. I still don't know his name, but I think about him and his family every single year. Feel honoured to have worked for Samaritans and raised money for CALM in his memory since then.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh, it's hair hacking time.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Best insult I've heard about T**mp - "Sweet potato Hitler"
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Ryan Gosling's Infectious Laugh
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
New neighbour (singular - just one person!) moved in downstairs yesterday. So far there's no stomping, slamming doors or loud conversations. Bliss.
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Kaamelott: Alexandre Astier as Arthur's Woohoo
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We were planning on going to town yesterday anyway to pick up my medication - but then I got a call from the hospital saying my thyroid hadn't been checked. Sorted that out first, then got my meds and had a lovely lunch. Downside? The walking and standing up broke me and I still haven't recovered.
A man sitting at a table smiling with a window behind him and a large pizza on the table
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Me when I figured out how much the toiletries my neighbour gave me are worth - it's around £700!!!
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Cat Mind Blown Boomshakalaka
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So it's been an eventful day and a bit - pipe burst last night, so I've had fun calling the landlord and water supplier. Water back this evening. Thank goodness...
A hole in a driveway with a water pipe
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I adore my downstairs neighbour - he's just given me all of this (from his workplace!) Saves me from buying toiletries for a while.
A variety of toiletries on a sofa
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Looks like surgery is imminent! 2 hours under the knife and an overnight stay coming up.
3 bottles on a table in a hospital
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I thought I had grabbed the salsa out of the fridge for my chilli nachos. Turns out it was kimchi. Game changer 🤤
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Kimchi Slap
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It looks like downstairs neighbours have moved out. Flat is being advertised as available from 1st July. Bring on the peace and quiet!
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UK World Cup Celebration Crowd
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Guess I don't need to buy bread for a while again. £12-worth for free.
A variety of bread on a kitchen counter.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Glad we picked up my medication and grabbed the "buy one main, get another for £1" yesterday as my period started and today is not fun. Cosy pjs and comfort food required.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Gearing up for the next heatwave. I've got one pack of kofte left, plenty of salad, flatbreads and a few other summery foods.
Kofte with salad on a flatbread
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My 70p-odd dinner was banging. Might be ready to crash out now.
Flatbread drizzled with chipotle and sriracha mayos, topped with salad, turkey, garlic sauce and tortilla crisps.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Love my regular visitors.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I might be picking up another sushi bag tomorrow 🙈 This is what I got on Friday. Can't argue with it being a fiver.
Two trays of sushi
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I may have breathed up £16-worth of sushi for lunch. And of course I didn't pay that much (£5 thank you very much) Question is, am I done with Japanese food this week?
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Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Medication was ready to collect on Saturday, but it's been too hot to walk to town. Got it today and enjoyed a half price Japanese lunch. I'm now gonna have to check my shower for spiders after rescuing this gorgeous baby. It's now chilling out in the corner above my chair in the living room.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Most probably not the best day for more batch cooking.... Think I'll have to put out my food recycling close to the collection day - don't want the foxes risking hurting themselves on the turkey bone.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As predicted, just got congratulated when someone clocked my endo belly. Yay...
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Woman Gives Enthusiastic Thumbs Up
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Noisy neighbour has been up and *very* loud from 6.30am yesterday and today. Tempted to get her one of these cards for when she and her family moves out. Yes, I am petty.
A blue cat lifting its back leg upA pink cat holding a " off you fuck " sign with a rainbow in the background.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I think my new night time routine is working. I'm adding matcha to the coconut strawberry drink and the skin booster is definitely dealing with my dry skin pretty well. I seem to be getting to sleep easier. Even though it's frikkin warm.
A hand holding a pink bottle that says vita coco treats with a picture of two strawberriesA hand holding a bottle that says stress check CBD skin booster
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Might've gotten a bit too warm at one point during the batch cooking. Worth it though.
Takeaway containers filled with food
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fail with my new dosage of medication being ready to collect - but win for one of our mains being £1.
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Loving my local pub. They gave me chicken, red cabbage, sausages and tofu on Sunday. They've now given me just a few potatoes to get through...
A bag full of baby potatoes
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My ground floor neighbour just gave me the best news ever - the neighbour who lives between us is moving out next month. Our reaction...
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Excited Woman Laughing
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Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I've got my afternoon nap buddy back for the weekend 🥰
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