Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching Spider-Noir and Lukas Haas is really giving off Lance Erickson vibes. 011
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Watching a film that started off with "Stand By Me" vibes. Half an hour in and I feel very traumatised. It's shaping up to be very good.static.klipy.comShock Cat ItsnotmyklaALT: Shock Cat Itsnotmykla 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"YESSSS! Thrown out of every club in Stevenage" "There's only two" #FunnyFilmLinesstatic.klipy.comDon’t Smile Don'T LaughALT: Don’t Smile Don'T Laugh 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 21/08/202615 months of dealing with up to 10 bowel movements a day thanks to the endo and one of them today had me like...static.klipy.comBarbie Doll Zoom InALT: Barbie Doll Zoom In 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Popped into my fave Asian mini market on the way home after our lunch out. There were some packs of broad spicy noodles (which I love) reduced. Didn't know much else beyond that as the packaging is in Chinese. Turns out they're Liangpi noodles and are served cold during the summer. Delicious. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Finally had my birthday lunch after popping to the hospital to get more pre-op supplies - saw these two beauties on the way and had a lovely chat with the owner. Back to feeling broken again, even with taking breaks along the way. Boo. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just had 10 minutes of my jaw dropping with having a red kite chill out on the oak tree in my garden. Stunning. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Win of the day: getting the hospital to courier my meds to me (they got forgotten with the mess that was Weds night) after them cheerfully saying "they're here for you to collect. "static.klipy.comElmo's Fiery Victory!ALT: Elmo's Fiery Victory! 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It took 3 hours for them to discharge me last night. So that's a total of 11 hours of pure frustration. Definitely need to have some chilled, low key days to recover from it.static.klipy.comElmo's Long Exasperated SighALT: Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Still waiting to be discharged...static.klipy.comMelz the Panda Hanging Upside DownALT: Melz the Panda Hanging Upside Down 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026So close... Waited 8 hours to be told that my surgery has been cancelled again 😑 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is going to make tomorrow a bit more bearable. Only cost me a tenner. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Lovely Thai lunch in a pretty garden where we had the cathedral bells ringing. Nice treat from Richard before I go to the hospital for my op tomorrow. 001
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Have to say, I'm rather chuffed / impressed that I was in and out of the hospital for my bloods within 15 minutes this morning. Countdown to operation has begun (again.)static.klipy.comCute Cat Says PleaseALT: Cute Cat Says Please 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 22/07/2026As much as I love Alison Brie, Meg Foster will always be my Evil-Lyn. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026We had the official birthday lunch at The Ivy earlier. Great food and a lovely afternoon. Frustrating that the slow walk into town and back has broken me 😑 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I cooked up the salt beef I got for £4 instead of £17 a while ago. Got that and the bagels out of the freezer yesterday. Lunch of gods! 🤤 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It was this one's birthday yesterday. We were meant to go to lunch but since I was meant to be recovering from surgery, we pushed it back to Thursday. So usual pub visit last night, lunch today (his meal was free!) and then the set lunch at The Ivy on Thursday. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just finished watching this heartwarming doc by @dogwoofdocs.bsky.social on @itvx.com 💕 It's given me a present idea for my very Scottish dad who loves porridge...whatshouldi.streamThe Golden Spurtle - DocumentaryIn a Scottish Highland village, competitors gather for the World Porridge Championships' final year under Charlie Miller's leadership. 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026So much for that. They overbooked and have cancelled my surgery for today. No idea when it'll be rearranged for - so I'm back in limbo. Great. 100
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Endometriosis surgery is booked for Thursday!!!static.klipy.comWoo-hooALT: Woo-hoo 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Around this time 8 years ago I was on my way home and would witness something I'll never forget. I still don't know his name, but I think about him and his family every single year. Feel honoured to have worked for Samaritans and raised money for CALM in his memory since then. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Best insult I've heard about T**mp - "Sweet potato Hitler"static.klipy.comRyan Gosling's Infectious LaughALT: Ryan Gosling's Infectious Laugh 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026New neighbour (singular - just one person!) moved in downstairs yesterday. So far there's no stomping, slamming doors or loud conversations. Bliss.static.klipy.comKaamelott: Alexandre Astier as Arthur's WoohooALT: Kaamelott: Alexandre Astier as Arthur's Woohoo 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 30/06/2026We were planning on going to town yesterday anyway to pick up my medication - but then I got a call from the hospital saying my thyroid hadn't been checked. Sorted that out first, then got my meds and had a lovely lunch. Downside? The walking and standing up broke me and I still haven't recovered. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Me when I figured out how much the toiletries my neighbour gave me are worth - it's around £700!!!static.klipy.comCat Mind Blown BoomshakalakaALT: Cat Mind Blown Boomshakalaka 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 27/06/2026So it's been an eventful day and a bit - pipe burst last night, so I've had fun calling the landlord and water supplier. Water back this evening. Thank goodness... 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I adore my downstairs neighbour - he's just given me all of this (from his workplace!) Saves me from buying toiletries for a while. 100
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Looks like surgery is imminent! 2 hours under the knife and an overnight stay coming up. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I thought I had grabbed the salsa out of the fridge for my chilli nachos. Turns out it was kimchi. Game changer 🤤static.klipy.comKimchi SlapALT: Kimchi Slap 110
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It looks like downstairs neighbours have moved out. Flat is being advertised as available from 1st July. Bring on the peace and quiet!static.klipy.comUK World Cup Celebration CrowdALT: UK World Cup Celebration Crowd 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Guess I don't need to buy bread for a while again. £12-worth for free. 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Glad we picked up my medication and grabbed the "buy one main, get another for £1" yesterday as my period started and today is not fun. Cosy pjs and comfort food required. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gearing up for the next heatwave. I've got one pack of kofte left, plenty of salad, flatbreads and a few other summery foods. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026My 70p-odd dinner was banging. Might be ready to crash out now. 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I might be picking up another sushi bag tomorrow 🙈 This is what I got on Friday. Can't argue with it being a fiver. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I may have breathed up £16-worth of sushi for lunch. And of course I didn't pay that much (£5 thank you very much) Question is, am I done with Japanese food this week?static.klipy.comLindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!ALT: Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist! 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Medication was ready to collect on Saturday, but it's been too hot to walk to town. Got it today and enjoyed a half price Japanese lunch. I'm now gonna have to check my shower for spiders after rescuing this gorgeous baby. It's now chilling out in the corner above my chair in the living room. 110
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Most probably not the best day for more batch cooking.... Think I'll have to put out my food recycling close to the collection day - don't want the foxes risking hurting themselves on the turkey bone. 100
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026As predicted, just got congratulated when someone clocked my endo belly. Yay...static.klipy.comWoman Gives Enthusiastic Thumbs UpALT: Woman Gives Enthusiastic Thumbs Up 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Noisy neighbour has been up and *very* loud from 6.30am yesterday and today. Tempted to get her one of these cards for when she and her family moves out. Yes, I am petty. 010
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I think my new night time routine is working. I'm adding matcha to the coconut strawberry drink and the skin booster is definitely dealing with my dry skin pretty well. I seem to be getting to sleep easier. Even though it's frikkin warm. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Might've gotten a bit too warm at one point during the batch cooking. Worth it though. 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Fail with my new dosage of medication being ready to collect - but win for one of our mains being £1. 100
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Loving my local pub. They gave me chicken, red cabbage, sausages and tofu on Sunday. They've now given me just a few potatoes to get through... 000
Kelly @kemaha.bsky.social · 14/05/2026My ground floor neighbour just gave me the best news ever - the neighbour who lives between us is moving out next month. Our reaction...static.klipy.comExcited Woman LaughingALT: Excited Woman Laughing 010