Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can we drop him off as a control variable to test this theory?? 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Maybe it's time. Maybe they shouldn't just learn to respect us. Maybe they need to fear us. 🔥 001
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎶 Every breath you take 🎶static.klipy.comSting: I'll Be Watching YouALT: Sting: I'll Be Watching You 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trying to make nice with the T-800 won't stop it from ripping your face off, Donnie.static.klipy.comTerminator Endoskeleton Close-UpALT: Terminator Endoskeleton Close-Up 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Unpopular take: Americans obsession with professional sports (all levels, actually) is one of the key precipitators of the current dismantling of our democracy. A society focused on winnable worth with ultimately lose. 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How is this boy a CEO? He looks like he's still in Garanimals 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm starting to wonder if she's carrying around his operating system, and the rest of him is just a giant orange rubber suit hanging in the front closet?? 🤔 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean, did they run out of space at that little military place nearby? You know, the Pentagon? 011
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There's this little military place nearby they could use, right? I think it's called the Pentagon, or something? 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Maybe Barry White should be singing the national anthem 😐 020
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Check your registration like the smart Lady says 😎😎😎😎 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm sure we'll hear how the weekly cognitive test went 😜 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He's bored, and Natalie is paid to entertain him with AI slop and let him choose the ones he likes. 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Damn ... Need to schedule that root canal for that day. 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's missing something...hmmm... Can't quite put my finger on it 🤔static.klipy.comDeon Cole on White People at His Comedy ShowALT: Deon Cole on White People at His Comedy Show 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*clears throat and leans into mic*static.klipy.comSteve Carell (Brick) Screaming YES!ALT: Steve Carell (Brick) Screaming YES! 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Idolatry of sports, betting, celebrities and influencers. Chasing that golden calf. Oh, and the "me first" ingrained culture. 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The blonde woman is assassinating him in her mind repeatedly. 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The problem with America.static.klipy.comI'm A Grumpy Old Man - SNL SketchALT: I'm A Grumpy Old Man - SNL Sketch 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026*digs through closet for 2020 hoard stash* I'm good 👍👍 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ya know...maybe the fact that more Americans are concerned about their NFL team stats than their eroding rights and corrupt admin is a big red flag? Nah... 020
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Pretty sure I'm becoming a pescatarian for at least the next 90 days. Unless they find a way to fuck up the salmon too. 🤢 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Cool. Do it. I'm sure it'll be just as popular as the Gulf of America. We should have the Eastern American Ocean and Western American Ocean too...fuck that Atlantic/Pacific shit. 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"Canada is a couch" would've been a Freudian slip. You're just a dick, JD. 🤢 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Republicans don't make decisions based on a moral compass...Only green💲or greedy matters. 110
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is that ...Mexican beer?? *Clutches pearls*static.klipy.comJ Alexander's Shocked Reaction on ANTMALT: J Alexander's Shocked Reaction on ANTM 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Okay... So the question remains... What are *you* doing to bring them down? 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 19/08/2026static.klipy.comDave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' ReactionALT: Dave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' Reaction 050
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 14/08/2026For a profession that's already suffering from bad optics, this little clan rally ain't helping 🥸 131
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Pretty soon he'll call them traitors and threaten to imprison anyone who speaks out. 010
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In about 2 days he'll be calling them all traitors and threatening to imprison them. 000
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 14/08/2026How long before he calls the people speaking out (sailors and their families) 'traitors' and threatens them with imprisonment? 🤔 I give it 2 days. 081
Kellie S @kelsalter23.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The cows just wanna cow...they did not vote for this.static.klipy.comBlonde Wig Cow: A Hairy Bovine SurpriseALT: Blonde Wig Cow: A Hairy Bovine Surprise 000
