iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

OMG it is my LAST day of dog sitting! I will be SOOOOO glad to be home for good this afternoon! Somehow I managed to get these 2 to sit. Right after this the big dog ran around barking like mad and refused to come in the house.

030

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The little one poops in the house, too. At least the big one poops on walks.

000

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

One more night. I can be home permanently tomorrow. Can not come soon enough. Not sure it's worth the $580 I got paid?

000

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I walk the dogs 2 times a day. I have the door open for the yard. I have deep cleaned the entire house. Cleaned up massive amounts of poop in the yard. Cleaned up toys. Mowed the lawn (which was long and out of control). I feel depressed just being there! These dogs are SO NEEDY.

010

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I know! She is a small dog. King Charles, purebred. She has some weird fly biting issue and is on seizure meds. They don't work. The big dog was laying on the bed all afternoon moaning and barking. I think she wanted me IN the bed because her mom lays in bed ALL DAY. Oh HELL NO.

110

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I am dog sitting until Tuesday. I am sick of the stench of dog pee. I found one dog bed that is saturated. I let them out. In fact I keep the door open. They are just in the habit of peeing in the house. Luckily I'm only a block from home. I do not want a dog.

200

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm dog sitting for 5 days. One block from home. I got up at 6am, let dogs out and then fed them and came home to start my day. I miss home and I'm here right now but most of my art supplies are over there. Erik is going to help me walk the dogs this morning.

010

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My bff is sick so she didn't come over last night. So a relaxing, drama free evening. And I didn't have to spend money on dinner.

030

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was given a gift card for Anthony's. $100 I thought it could get us a couple meals. Nope. Just one. The inflation is INSANE!

010

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yea, they have always called themselves libertarian. But supporters of LGBTQ. I am just so weirded out at the full on proudness of it.

110

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Like, she said Virginia Giuffre said trump was never involved in Epstein stuff. I said "No, she said SHE never saw him at any parties." Plus that was AFTER trump and E fell out.

110

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Last year she had me come over for a talk and told me they voted for trump because they had NO OTHER CHOICE. When I said they had choices she said, "You sound like a fascist." I'm constantly correcting "facts" she tells me.

120

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have a friend who has fallen down the maga rabbit hole. And to do that THIS LATE in the game is CRAZY to me. She just took a vaca to Florida and they BOUGHT A HOUSE! She told me trump is a sweet man and would never hurt children. I mean, he bombed a girl's school this year, so explain THAT.

static.klipy.com

Good Night? Man Needs Help

ALT: Good Night? Man Needs Help

230

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got a dog sitting job for later this month. It pays a lot! It's only a block from home. But I will have to sleep there with the dogs. Not at home with my husband and cats. 5 days.

010

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You are gonna need to paint that place. The add on is a bit ugly. But the location is nice! You just need to dress like a witch and jump off the roof!

110

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your snake is obviously a human disguised as a snake. I would be careful. Do not feed it Nachos!

010

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I guess so? Man, the people who believe this stuff are INSANE! Check out my latest post by a Reptilian DJ!

100

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If I get one of these coins as change I am giving it back and asking for 4 quarters.

100

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

OMG Those Korean beauty products actually work! I bought 3 things. Hey, I'm about to turn 57 and I don't FEEL that old so I don't want to LOOK that old. The plumping one is amazing. I woke up with some lines around my mouth GONE. I'm going to order a couple more.

110

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The fact that the crowd didn't attack him for saying that has me questioning what kind of sedatives they gave people before attending this.

000

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The fact that the crowd didn't attack him for saying that has me questioning what kind of sedatives they gave people before attending this.

130

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Did I even visit my mother? I cleaned the car. I put together a playlist. I know where I am going. I have a list of things from the house I am supposed to bring her.

000

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's a miracle, but my step mom is getting better! She's been calling me and I will visit her after I clean their house today. Of course I am a nervous wreck. Got up at 5am. I do not want to go to this old folks home she is at. Reminds me of when my mom was sick. I can't remember much of that time.

100

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I know they are delusional. I know they NEVER check facts or watch real news. Where was this "big tent party"? There is this granny on IG who hits a trump doll with a plastic bat and I think I'm gonna make myself a doll and get a bat and hit it in front of the magas to bug them.

100

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

After a 5 month break, I went back to our town's protest. The maga's have new signs. "Dems in bed with commies. What could go wrong?" and "Dems big tent party includes commies". Anyone know wtf they are talking about? Last I checked trumps was the one who like commies.

100