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Kelpie Raccoon

@kelpieracc.bsky.social
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level 45 Raccoon guy from Australia, speaks with a funny accent (rumoured to be Scottish)

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Bowen The Sheep 🔜 Tails of Terror 2026 @bowenthesheep.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A good and blessed bean needs your help gofund.me/de9c7b79
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Donate to My Spine Is Failing at 24 – Please Help Me Get Surgery, organized by Zoe Bloom
Hi, my name is Zoe, and I’m reaching out for support during one of th… Zoe Bloom needs your support for My Spine Is Failing at 24 – Please Help Me Get Surgery
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I've been having this issue off and on for a while now, clear the cache on your mobile and it normally fixes the error
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My beautiful boy Toki crossed the rainbow bridge this morning. 12 years of love, laughs and driving us both completely mental Love you boy, sleep well and I'll see you again some day
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I was first in line to preorder when the den opened this year lol
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Jaye F.R. Coates @jfrcoates.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
To every single person who saw a trans person's terror at what a Trump administration might mean, and tried to convince them it "won't be that bad", I have two words: Fuck. You.
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Of course, he's my main!
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
How's this for spicy?
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You got me the perfect Christmas gift! Thank you!
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Jaye F.R. Coates @jfrcoates.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Six years after the events of the Reborn series, there is a Christmas reunion between two friends - only this has some unexpected surprises! The Christmas Gathering is now available for free on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/christ...
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The Christmas Gathering | J.F.R. Coates
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Tattoos feel like dragging a very sharp needle across your skin over and over, not exactly painful but not pleasant either. There are definitely areas that hurt a lot more than others, avoid boney areas and the crook of your arms or knees for that first time
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Looking fantastic!
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Smells like corn chips
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
More Ripley posting because he's too damn cute not too! Also 9 weeks and 6.2kg, he's gonna be big boy
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
He's going to be trouble and he already knows how to get away with it
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Meet Ripley, he's just over 9 weeks old and extremely dramatic. He's going to fit in perfectly here
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FurDU @furdu.com.au · 12/11/2024
For the first time ever, we’re summoning a third Guest of Honour! 🌩️✨ Hailing from the vibrant lands of Singapore, give a legendary welcome to @Loprov.bsky.social, our third-ever music-based Guest of Honour! Get ready to be enchanted by epic beats and mythic melodies! 🎶🐉 #FurDU2025
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Well, that's my leave done until April next year I guess
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FurDU @furdu.com.au · 10/11/2024
🚨 Volunteers Assemble! 🚨 Step into the realm of legends at #FurDU2025! 🐉✨ Want to be part of Australia’s biggest furry con and make mythic magic happen? Join our crew and create history alongside fellow heroes! Sign up now: forms.office.com/r/waBFpMmF6u 🏛️🐾 #Volunteer
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
May break my bones, but whips and chains excite me
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Bullshit
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Definitely worth a read, both series rank among my favourites
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
It belonged to an attendee
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I've been getting a bit too political and angry on here so here's some random pic from #tailsofTerror3 last weekend to make up for it
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
"I mean, we all know that he's a convicted felon and only serves his own interests and is the closest thing to a modern Nazi in a position of power, but at least he's white and owns a penis"
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🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
If you support people who hate the very existence of queer spaces, then you need to fuck off out of furry. Furry is, will, and must always be a welcoming space for diversity, queer people, and kink culture. But you don’t get to be in both the fursuit parade and the Tiki Torch March.
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Frostbyte Wolf 🔜 MFC2027 @thatcollarstays.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Bigots may have won this round but they won’t win the war. This war started well before 1969. Remember our history, we won’t be erased. We’re supporting our American floofs, LGBTQ+ communities and those adversely affected by the election results. Take care of yourselves and take a break from it.
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
This flag is a symbol, it is a banner of battle. Remember Stonewall, stand strong for your rights, fight if you must. Show them the same level of empathy they would show you
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I can't believe that this is happening again. I fear for so many people that I care about
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I feel sick
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Well done Aussie boomer brigade, keen to see how much the LNP can royaly fuck Qld in the next four years.
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Jaye F.R. Coates @jfrcoates.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I'm looking at a $20-25k bill for surgery mid next year. I'm not asking for donations, but please consider sharing this post and purchasing a book from the links below! Every sale is that little bit closer to my goal, so please consider helping out!
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Just wait until he hears about Morrissey!
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
I mean obviously it wasn't always like this, Killing in the Name is just a family friendly little dirty about ummmm...
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Dude at work just told me he doesn't like Rage Against the Machine these days because they've gone all political in the last few years. Not sure if I'm being trolled or if he's seriously just this dumb
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Ok 2023, here's the deal, if you can just be cool for the next 48 hours or so then we'll all get through this and you can fuck off without incident, can you do that?
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Performing a BIOS update has to be one of the most stressful things with a new PC
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
FurDu chat made it even better
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
How can you not? We're the best
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Work Xmas party wrapup Boss kept force feeding me rum and cokes told the new guy he was a boring cunt. Epic sunburn Definitely do not want to think about starting work at 5am tomorrow
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Work Xmas party today, 4 hours on a sailing catamaran with the people I already spend too much time with. Yay...
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
They did, I just found it kind of funny was all
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
It's 2023 and my new motherboard came with a driver DVD Time to dust off the box of obsolete tech and find my USB DVD drive then...
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
It's me and....me for #fursuitfriday
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Angy Paws @angypaws.com · 05/11/2023
~*pssssst*~ we haven't dropped them properly yet, but keen eyes have spotted that our two November drops are up in the store 👀 for the first time we're also offering matching stickers and iron on patches, go take a look and let me know what you think 😀
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
@furdu.com.au has without a doubt the best bunch of attendees ever! Tails of Terror 2 in Brisbane this weekend was amazing, Thanks to everyone who came along and made it an amazing night. I can't wait to do it all again in April next year for the main con! FurDu 2024; let's go!
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
I also have limited numbers of custom "Wanky Hanky" towels for $10, perfect for keeping it classy when you're on the go
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Currently at Tails of Terror and looking for that essentially classy bathroom item? Come and find me and grab one before they're all gone $25 gets you the classiest, most sophisticated Fanny Flannels, Vag Rag or Cum Rag you've ever seen!
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Kelpie Raccoon @kelpieracc.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
One more day of work then I'm of to @furdu.com.au Tails of Terror 2 to lend a hand and hopefully help things run smoothly. Been looking forward to this for months
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