Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 3hI just have to cackle at the way NWSL reddit used the halftime break of this Portland Boston match to lower their collective blood pressure by posting... pet pictures. 😁 🐕🐈⬛🐩🐈 011
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another quick li'l one day read for spooky season... #LibrarKay 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And, as with my last epic-length King novel (excellent, but 1000 pages of "dire" was... a lot...): Palate cleanse time with more from the YA vault. #LibrarKay 020
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is LITERALLY the same exact moment that was a no-call yesterday. But consistent VAR? In this economy?? Pssshaw. #NWSL 022
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh good LORD this water-streaked wide shot is giving serious... #NWSL 042
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The discourse around Dudley. The ugliness of this NC crowd. Some of ya'll better go touch grass, that's all I'm saying... 🙄 #NWSL 033
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What in the "oop. we missed laundry day" are these odd charcoal/black Thorns shorts?? While the strawberry lemonade kits are perhaps my least favorite Portland look of all time, this doesn't... fix it. They look like they're wearing the top of one uniform + the bottom of another. #NWSL 111
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Was told, "You're reading a lot of King lately, yeah? Read THIS ONE NEXT!!" 🫡 #LibrarKay 020
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lots of waiting around time this week + a strong desire to fight doom-verging-on-despair scrolling = #LibrarKay 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Past few books have been pretty heavy, sooo... mixing things up with a little YA vacation in Hawkins, Indiana to wrap up the summer. 😊 #LibrarKay 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Had a good old fashioned "Hey! This is new and a REALLY good read!" interaction w/ a bookstore clerk. Decided to check it out on that alone. (Because ❤️ old school recs.) Did NOT expect it to be such a startlingly perfect companion piece to "We Can Do Hard Things" 🫨 #LibrarKay #VincentYu 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Very excited to dive into this one. And a smidge intimidated. And... I think that's the point, really. ❤️ #LibrarKay #WeCanDoHardThings 021
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The cringe levels for these forced Disney references... 🫣 And ONCE AGAIN we are forced to watch an interview instead of the live match in progress? Ya'll. No. #NWSL 041
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Kinda mean for all these goals to be happening ONLY in front of the South Stand... #NWSLstatic.klipy.comLonely Kid on Seesaw: No Tengo AmigosAlt: Lonely Kid on Seesaw represents the field tilt in this NWSL match of madness between the Washington Spirit and North Carolina Courage. 021
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So, the GOOD news is the worst of the storms are over. The bad news is, the primary road to access Sports Illustrated stadium is currently under water. They might very well be able to start at 8:00, but will any fans be able to get inside? Tune in next time to "As the Sewer Burbles" #NWSL 032
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Couldn't stay away from King for long... #LibrarKay (and yes, based on pagination alone, I oh so STRONGLY suspect this one will take the rest of the month 😵💫) 000
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Another quick summer read to scratch the True Crime itch in a non-exploitative (it's fiction) way. #LibrarKay 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Didn't have "go90 gets a pal on the NWSL broadcast platform rubbish heap" on my bingo card... but here we are. 131
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Hooo the way these injuries and abrupt lineup changes have upended the backline chemistry. *twitch... twitch...* #NWSL #BAYvGFC 021
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A scoreline that is so far resoundingly answering the question: "Can you OVERrotate a lineup?" #NWSL #KCvLOU 011
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Three pages in and smiling already. ☺️ #PutOnAHappyFace #DickVanDyke #LibrarKay 020
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Players on the pitch. We're gonna try, ya'll. 🤞 Countdown to 2:35 is on. #NWSL 011
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/20262:35 kick is now the whispered rumor start time for Gotham-Reign #NWSL 212
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I'm hardly in a position to make decisions, but Spoiler alert: I would put the odds of NOT having a Gotham Reign kickoff delay in the single digits, based on the radar... #NWSL 012
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026That's right, Ann. Acquaint Queens with your shenanigans. 😏 #NWSL 012
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026**sighs in "Skies rapidly becoming ENTIRELY too reminiscent of 2023** But we're off to Citi Field anyway! 😬🤞 #NWSL 012
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026THE OG CUP GLARE!! We are blessed by the cameo of a true legend tonight here in Sandy, Utah... #NWSL 031
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Welp, that was an interesting month's vacation in the boys playing well...ish. Now, back to our regularly scheduled USWNT life. 👊static.klipy.comMegan Rapinoe USWNT Goal CelebrationALT: Megan Rapinoe USWNT Goal Celebration 052
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Yeah, that move didn't go great for AKB this week either... ... and I still trust her more. 011
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Lots of gross, mixed feelings about how this has been ruined... BUT I do know one thing: None of this is Balogun's fault. And the way he has been made a lightning rod for hate in so much of the discourse the last 48 hours is shameful. Come on, boys. Let's shut out the noise and just friggin play. 032
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Paws-a de hidratación 💦 (in vintage NWSL cup for that ol' Yurcak Field zing) 1144
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Me, when people decide only NOW to be up in arms over FIFA corruption:static.klipy.comMust Be New Here Willie WonkaALT: Must Be New Here Willie Wonka 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I keep saying this. I don't care if it's some random odd-numbered "nobody celebrates that" year either. Gimme a big ol' happy 257. I'll take it. In fact, it might even be more fun. 011
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Welp. It was a nice tournament. (Bonus hidratación...)static.klipy.comTommen Baratheon's Unexpected DiveALT: Tommen Baratheon's Unexpected Dive 110
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Pausa de hidratación.static.klipy.comHose FailALT: Hose Fail 020
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Found a vintage 1975 edition of Salem's Lot at the local library. So vintage, in fact? It's dust cover has been lost to time. 🫥 Fortunately, photo editing makes thus a more visual post (with actual reality pics attached for tax). #LibrarKay 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026... wowww. Welp, boys... don't know what to tell ya. USWNT would never.static.klipy.comKermit the Frog: Smh ReactionALT: Kermit the Frog: Smh Reaction 0224
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026After waiting nearly 8 weeks for my interlibrary loan request to fulfill... Back to the expanded universe of Hawkins. #LibrarKay 010
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Okay, Gotham. I take it back. I take it ALLLLLLLL back. 😭🥰 #NWSL 022
Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026As a Gotham FC fan, I would like to thank Angel City for pulling the chaos card and making me feel better about the state of my own club's direction and trade decisions... 😵💫 (tho, also... cripes Angel City fans... I'm sorry...) #NWSL 121