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Kay Koch

@kelonzi.bsky.social
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Actor. Musician. Puppeteer. Writer. (she/her) "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."

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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 3h
I just have to cackle at the way NWSL reddit used the halftime break of this Portland Boston match to lower their collective blood pressure by posting... pet pictures. 😁 🐕🐈‍⬛🐩🐈
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another quick li'l one day read for spooky season... #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And, as with my last epic-length King novel (excellent, but 1000 pages of "dire" was... a lot...): Palate cleanse time with more from the YA vault. #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is LITERALLY the same exact moment that was a no-call yesterday. But consistent VAR? In this economy?? Pssshaw. #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh good LORD this water-streaked wide shot is giving serious... #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The discourse around Dudley. The ugliness of this NC crowd. Some of ya'll better go touch grass, that's all I'm saying... 🙄 #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What in the "oop. we missed laundry day" are these odd charcoal/black Thorns shorts?? While the strawberry lemonade kits are perhaps my least favorite Portland look of all time, this doesn't... fix it. They look like they're wearing the top of one uniform + the bottom of another. #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was told, "You're reading a lot of King lately, yeah? Read THIS ONE NEXT!!" 🫡 #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On a rollllllll... #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lots of waiting around time this week + a strong desire to fight doom-verging-on-despair scrolling = #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Past few books have been pretty heavy, sooo... mixing things up with a little YA vacation in Hawkins, Indiana to wrap up the summer. 😊 #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
PRIDE. #GothamFC #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Had a good old fashioned "Hey! This is new and a REALLY good read!" interaction w/ a bookstore clerk. Decided to check it out on that alone. (Because ❤️ old school recs.) Did NOT expect it to be such a startlingly perfect companion piece to "We Can Do Hard Things" 🫨 #LibrarKay #VincentYu
The cover of Seek Immediate Shelter by author Vincent Yu
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Very excited to dive into this one. And a smidge intimidated. And... I think that's the point, really. ❤️ #LibrarKay #WeCanDoHardThings
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The cringe levels for these forced Disney references... 🫣 And ONCE AGAIN we are forced to watch an interview instead of the live match in progress? Ya'll. No. #NWSL
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ope. Well, North End. That's one for you. 🫠
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kinda mean for all these goals to be happening ONLY in front of the South Stand... #NWSL
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Lonely Kid on Seesaw: No Tengo Amigos
Alt: Lonely Kid on Seesaw represents the field tilt in this NWSL match of madness between the Washington Spirit and North Carolina Courage.
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So, the GOOD news is the worst of the storms are over. The bad news is, the primary road to access Sports Illustrated stadium is currently under water. They might very well be able to start at 8:00, but will any fans be able to get inside? Tune in next time to "As the Sewer Burbles" #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Couldn't stay away from King for long... #LibrarKay (and yes, based on pagination alone, I oh so STRONGLY suspect this one will take the rest of the month 😵‍💫)
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Another quick summer read to scratch the True Crime itch in a non-exploitative (it's fiction) way. #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No pausa. All hidratación. #NWSL #WASvSD
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Didn't have "go90 gets a pal on the NWSL broadcast platform rubbish heap" on my bingo card... but here we are.
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hooo the way these injuries and abrupt lineup changes have upended the backline chemistry. *twitch... twitch...* 🫩 #NWSL #BAYvGFC
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A scoreline that is so far resoundingly answering the question: "Can you OVERrotate a lineup?" #NWSL #KCvLOU
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Three pages in and smiling already. ☺️ #PutOnAHappyFace #DickVanDyke #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Players on the pitch. We're gonna try, ya'll. 🤞 Countdown to 2:35 is on. #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
2:35 kick is now the whispered rumor start time for Gotham-Reign #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Delay engaged. See ya'll in an hour (or so...) #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm hardly in a position to make decisions, but Spoiler alert: I would put the odds of NOT having a Gotham Reign kickoff delay in the single digits, based on the radar... #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sh-introverts represent!! #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That's right, Ann. Acquaint Queens with your shenanigans. 😏 #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
**sighs in "Skies rapidly becoming ENTIRELY too reminiscent of 2023** But we're off to Citi Field anyway! 😬🤞 #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh good god I hate that. Jun... 🥺 💔 #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
THE OG CUP GLARE!! We are blessed by the cameo of a true legend tonight here in Sandy, Utah... #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welp, that was an interesting month's vacation in the boys playing well...ish. Now, back to our regularly scheduled USWNT life. 👊
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Megan Rapinoe USWNT Goal Celebration
ALT: Megan Rapinoe USWNT Goal Celebration
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah, that move didn't go great for AKB this week either... ... and I still trust her more.
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lots of gross, mixed feelings about how this has been ruined... BUT I do know one thing: None of this is Balogun's fault. And the way he has been made a lightning rod for hate in so much of the discourse the last 48 hours is shameful. Come on, boys. Let's shut out the noise and just friggin play.
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Paws-a de hidratación 💦 (in vintage NWSL cup for that ol' Yurcak Field zing)
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ahhh, Chicago crowd. Bless. TEQUILA!! #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Me, when people decide only NOW to be up in arms over FIFA corruption:
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Must Be New Here Willie Wonka
ALT: Must Be New Here Willie Wonka
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I keep saying this. I don't care if it's some random odd-numbered "nobody celebrates that" year either. Gimme a big ol' happy 257. I'll take it. In fact, it might even be more fun.
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Welp. It was a nice tournament. (Bonus hidratación...)
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Tommen Baratheon's Unexpected Dive
ALT: Tommen Baratheon's Unexpected Dive
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación.
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Hose Fail
ALT: Hose Fail
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Found a vintage 1975 edition of Salem's Lot at the local library. So vintage, in fact? It's dust cover has been lost to time. 🫥 Fortunately, photo editing makes thus a more visual post (with actual reality pics attached for tax). #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
... wowww. Welp, boys... don't know what to tell ya. USWNT would never.
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Kermit the Frog: Smh Reaction
ALT: Kermit the Frog: Smh Reaction
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
After waiting nearly 8 weeks for my interlibrary loan request to fulfill... Back to the expanded universe of Hawkins. #LibrarKay
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Okay, Gotham. I take it back. I take it ALLLLLLLL back. 😭🥰 #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
As a Gotham FC fan, I would like to thank Angel City for pulling the chaos card and making me feel better about the state of my own club's direction and trade decisions... 😵‍💫 (tho, also... cripes Angel City fans... I'm sorry...) #NWSL
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Kay Koch @kelonzi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Pride, ya'll. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 #LibrarKay
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