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@kellysversion.bsky.social
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NYC | esq. by day, hot mess by night | 29 | ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*🪩 ⸆ོ

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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 5h
Absolute banger
Spotify Whatever You Like by T.I.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 15h
IT IS 43 DEGREES THIS MORNING
Anthony Mackie looking sensual with his hands behind his head and eyes clothes, smiling
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No like it’s actually crazy how your body will physically reject a relationship. This was June vs today. I’m getting back to myself
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For cutting my bangs myself I fear I kind of ate
Selfie of me sticking my tongue out
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone said this is Taylor saying you’re gonna see my wedding photos over my dead body 😭😭😭
A headstone that reads “beloved wife and daughter gone too soon 1986-2022” from Taylor swifts patient zero music video. There’s a frame of her and Collin Farrell in wedding attire in front.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is sending me LOL
A post from folksyswift reads “taylor's so funny cause she's like all these uk guys literally made me want to kill myself for a decade, except for one of them. One of them was my bad.”
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guess who showed up to congratulate us for being hired by the city 🥹
Zohran Mamdani strolling down the sidewalk
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A child
A black kitten on the floor of a NYC corner store stalking something down the aisle
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just made myself a steak dinner and this is how I’m feeling (positive)
Shrek sitting at his dining table alone with a meal in front of him
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
His time was timeless and he was not but he meant a lot to me
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Circa 2013 😌
Me posing with Macklemore
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My ex destroyed my favorite thing I’ve painted before he left 🙂
An oil painting of a whiskey glass destroyed
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Visiting my grandma and this is the view from her apartment 😭😍
An aerial view of millennium park in Chicago.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lmfao
Reddit posts from r/nostupidquestions reads: Why do we have large domestic dogs but no large domestic cats?
Both canines and felines are capable of being large in the wild whether it's a wolf or a tiger yet while there's a domestic dog in basically every size you could want basically all cats are the same size. Why?Reddit Response states: “because we value our lives”
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Literally what is she doing
Article from metro.co.uk with the headline: Taylor Swift Fans ‘sickened’ after ICE contractor attends wedding
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Day 1 in Mallorca
Balcony in a small Spanish village with mountains in the background
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Adopted my sweet baby angel last year when she was 8 years old and she’s living her best NYC life!!
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is a new one (look up)
A man the corner of a store corner. Above his head is a German shepherd appearing out of the drywall next to the snacks
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This was written for them actually
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Gonna have to start pulling 11 hour days so I’m sketching again to decompress lol
A graphite sketch on a notebook of a betta fish
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
CLAIRE ITS FRENCH
Kris Jenner on the 2026 Met Gala carpet.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Getting to that point in my law career where I’m feeling like I need to change my name to John to get a response out of anybody and listening to this on repeat
Screenshot of Spotify “The Man” by Taylor Swift
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I might forget about this and not do it. But I might not and actually do it so no one steal this.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My betta staring at his new blue dream shrimp tank mate like 🧐🤨
A betta fish among foliage staring at a blurry blue dream shrimp resting on a piece of driftwood
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My betta staring at his new blue dream shrimp tank mate like 🧐🤨
A betta fish among foliage staring at a blurry blue dream shrimp resting on a piece of driftwood
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
James Cameron
Sketch of a woman with brown hair wearing goggles. The text reads: wanna play mermaids?
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Men are fcking losers and we’re gonna see family annihilation bc of online gambling being legalized so I’ll stay on their necks in any form possible
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So my cousin got married last weekend. Tiny hotel where we got ready, we were going to take pictures downstairs. The day of, this is what we walked into in the lobby
A hotel lobby with a giant pair of Mickey Mouse ears as a doorway with black and white balloons around it
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Harry’s new video
Nathan for You on a boat serving an empty silver platter. It says 
“I hope you’re hungry”
“For nothing.”
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
See?
Sabrina Capenters Tweet on X that reads: this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I mean sure what the hell
Screenshot of the Sapphire Lounge Menu reads:

Hailey Bieber's Reservatini
A spicy twist on the classic dirty martini with jalapeño-infused Jean Marc XO Vodka, garnished with a jalapeño stuffed olive
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Fiance and I did bob ross date night he tried
A bob ross painting on a easel of a mountain overlooking a lake A mountain peak among clouds
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I really ate with this one tho
A 5.6 gallon tall tank with driftwood and long stem plants. It has roots in the back and pothos on the top. On the wall above, there’s a small painting of poppies and in a field, and to the right there is a painting of a beach.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I took another exam today and I went to the Etsy shop of the witch I bought a spell from to pass the bar exam in July and he shop is CLOSED. She used up all her magic helping me pass that fr. This is how I picture her now after seeing that
Voldemort in the deathly hallows. He is a a tiny skeletal figure in the fetal position covered in blood.
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Do y’all see how easy it is. Trump admin has used 3 songs from TLOASG and not a peep
Instagram comment from Oliviarodrigo that reads “don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The tattoo x the inspiration
Tattoo in cursive that reads “Carpe noctem”One direction on stage with a door in the background above which reads “Carpe Noctem.” In the corner overlaid, text reads “Gotta Be You.”
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
SNL, The Onion, The Hard Times and the Simpsons combined could not make up this timeline
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Please look at this sticker I got from Zohrans campaign. A little bodega with a bodega cat in the window are you kidding. This man and his team are genius’
Sticker on a water bottle that says “I registered to Vote for Zohran” on a bodega illustration with a cat in the window
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Watching law and order SVU season 12 (came out in 2010). Noticed that it paralleled Epstein and… TWO THOUSAND AND TEN (2010)
Wikipedia page: 

Episode 263
Season 12 episode 15
"Flight"

When a teenage girl (Kristina Alexandra Makarian) on a plane shows symptoms of posttraumatic stress disorder due to sexual abuse, all leads point to a wealthy defense contractor (Colm Feore). The billionaire counters that the girl raped him at a party he was throwing and Benson and Stabler find a woman (Kelli Barrett) who appears to seek out young girls for him. Afraid that the squad lacks the evidence to make an arrest, Munch works on making the girl's blog viral, which entices other rape victims to come forward.
• Inspired by the case of Jeffrey Epstein and accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell. 156]
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
My fiance with perfect vision was struggling to understand what I meant when I say I can’t see the TV so I edited a photo to illustrate
Photo of a blanket, coffee table, and TV with a movie on in the background. It’s a man in the chair with text overlay that reads “Yes. And this is perfect.”A very blurry photo of a blanket, coffee table, and TV with a movie on in the background. It’s a man in the chair with text overlay that reads that is inscrutable
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Like red ball gown for ceremony and this for the reception are you kidding me
A red draped crystal dress by Giuseppe Di Morabito
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Again I’m sorry and welcome
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is the take
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Of course we did
Spotify message that reads “something went wrong.” A black and white chihuahua is in the corner of the frame looking directly in the camera
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This man is my everything
Text that reads: Sip, paint, pizza, Swifty night?
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Stop why did I just realize my loofahs have been my own personal accidental Easter eggs
And orange and turquoise loofah
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is weird? I blocked them
DM: 
MAL 4 kazuya's batty wife @hallOweentwn.bsky.social|
Today at 8:22 PM
hi, Can we talk? i've got a concern i'd like to discuss
8:22 PM
Sure, what's up?
10:26 PM
this may seem very random but I just wanted to give you a heads-up someone's pretending to be you here on bluesky. and it's causing some confusion.l've got proof to show you so you know what's really going on.
Okay
11:12 PM
i can't send you the impersonators username or link here because when I search for them, your bluesky account shows up first.if you don't mind, please add me on discord and i'll share everything with you there with a screenshot. it's easier to explain that way
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𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎 @kellysversion.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
There’s so much to unpack in this comment I can’t
Tik tok comment reads: my teacher didn't told me to change it, instead he learned to understand cursive handwriting
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