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Kelly Blue

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. Resist.

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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate and vote Blue! "If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one” -Dolly
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy National Ceiling Fan Day to all who celebrate and vote Blue!
Adult son stands next to his mom with the word bubble, "Mom! How many years have you thought this ceiling fan with no blades was your smoke detector?
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nancy math is my math.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How JD Vance finally found true love.
Today's F Minus comic of a nondescript man sitting on a couch telling it, "There's a recall for the Buddy Couch cuz it can cause psychosis. But then I remembered what you said about how I am so much smarter than everyone else."
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know Tropical Storm Dolly won’t hurt us!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just got back from my weekly kale run at Sprouts. (I’m a kale snob.) The produce guy and the cashier both said that they hadn’t had any product recalls, even though they carry Taylor Farms items. The produce guy also said that sales were down. Hoping for some price drops!
Picture of Sprouts building in St. Petersburg.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Even with the cyclosporiasis outbreak, I'm still eating a fuckton of raw greens. Feeling fine and living on the edge. (But no lettuce!) There's a "rawdogging" joke in there somewhere that eludes me. Probably for the best.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Taylor Farms, the purported source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak, supplies to Walmart, Target, Whole Foods, Sprouts, BK, Chipotle, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell, & many others. But the FDA has singled out Taco Bell. Wonder why? Here's a pic of the Taco Bell CEO. Trump knows his voters.
Sean Tresvant is the Global Chief Executive Officer of Taco Bell and the Chief Consumer Officer of its parent company, Yum! Brands. He's Black, which is why Taco Bell is being singled out by the Trump regime for blame in the cyclosporiasis outbreak.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I feel seen.
f-minus comic. Woman on couch says: The hardest part of being very introverted is convincing my friends I still like them despite my preference for not being around them.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It looks like Jerry Mathers & Tony Dow were in the play “Boeing Boeing” in 1978 at the Gateway Country Dinner Playhouse. Looks like it was a fun one! I wish I had gone to more when I was in elementary school and the plays featured big TV stars. They don't have plays like that anymore.
Tony Dow and Jerry Mathers, “Boeing Boeing,” 1978, Gateway Country Dinner Playhouse, St. Petersburg, Florida.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I found a copy of the playbill online! I totally saw Randolph Mantooth in Arsenic and Old Lace at the Gateway Country Dinner Playhouse in St. Pete in May 1983. (Jesus, 43 years.) I wasn't crazy (not about that anyway). It was a memorable performance! Sad that he's gone.
Playbill showing Randolph Mantooth in Arsenic and Old Lace at the Gateway Country Dinner Playhouse in St. Pete, 1983.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost. She’s the only one who can hear Mitch McConnell now because he is dead.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Semiquincentennial to every American who votes Blue and is subscribed to Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day.
American fireworks with flag.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Summer Solstice to all who celebrate and vote Blue!
Sunrise over the Skyway Bridge.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love it when St. Petersburgers decorate their homes for Pride.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The dental shame posters work for me on so many levels.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day to all who celebrate and vote Blue.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I am very OK with Eric Swalwell killing himself. One less rapist, and some accountability for a change.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pam Bondi's official portrait in a DOJ trash bin. Heh.
Pam Bondi's official portrait in a DOJ trash bin.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I volunteered to feed homeless U.S. veterans for 6 hours yesterday in St. Petersburg, so I couldn't do No Kings. I'll go next time!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I lamented the closure of the only Krispy Kreme in Pinellas County. Then I rejoiced at the Grand Opening of a Cinnaholic in St. Pete on March 6th! Fancy vegan cinnamon rolls, people! When God closes a door, He opens a window. www.facebook.com/Cinnaholic.S...
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A Friend in Need, aka "Dogs Playing Poker."
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I had a great time at the Tampa Bay Collard Greens Fest! Great energy, lots of free swag & food, good diversity. My haul got me a great start for my green smoothies!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Oops, it was a Portlandia sketch. My bad.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I bought this Christmas gift for my brother-in-law yesterday.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Happy Last Day of Hurricane Season to all who celebrate and vote Blue! I deleted my National Hurricane Center - NOAA bookmark 3 weeks ago, in a fit of optimism. (I always warily add it back June 1.) We were so lucky this year! It won't last, but was still nice for a time.
Hurricane over Florida.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Making my famous vegan corn casserole this morning, and I discovered that I accidentally bought vegan mayo instead of sour cream. Same thing, right? Grrrrrrrr.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Looks like a lot of Merriam-Webster fans thought the same thing, ha!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Millie Bobby Brown said that in order to keep her take on the character fresh, she suggested that, “How about when Eleven does the raised arm thing, I throw a little kick?” I was delighted by that take. I could see other actors doing it too:
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
January 21, 2017:
A black woman, Angela Peoples, holds a sign that reads, "Don’t forget: White women voted for Trump.” She stands coolly among the crowd, sucking a lollipop, as 3 white women in pink cat-eared "pussyhats" tower behind her, all looking at their phones, one smiling, another posturing as if snapping a selfie. Peoples is wearing a hat, too. It reads, “Stop Killing Black People.”
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
January 21, 2017
A Black woman, Angela Peoples, holds a sign that reads, "Don’t forget: White women voted for Trump.” She stands coolly among the crowd, sucking a lollipop, as 3 white women in pink cat-eared "pussyhats" tower behind her, all looking at their phones, one smiling, another posturing as if snapping a selfie. Peoples is wearing a hat that reads, “Stop Killing Black People.”
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
On the one hand, Trump's destruction of the ENTIRE White House East Wing, demolished "chapters about previous first ladies & their roles uplifting women going back nearly a century" On the other hand, white women helped put that child rapist in the White House, so did we sort of have it coming? 😥
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Online shit helped radicalize me!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My attempt to insight a violent rebellion failed miserably.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
That’s why I dressed as frog.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My sign, which totally tried to insight violence, didn’t work at all!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I was nearby with my frog energy! In front of the Taco Bell on 66th Street. (I don't like crowds.)
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
You drove near me! I was in front of the Taco Bell on 66th St.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Me at No Kings, St. Pete.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Frogs together strong! Be frog!
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war. -Nora Reed #Portland #Frogs #Antifa #AntiFascistFrog #FrogBrigade
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
RIP
Well, well–another blond hair. Conducting a little more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp?
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This was a plot point in the awful movie “Star Trek Into Darkness,” which didn’t go well for the Federation. Have we learned nothing?
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I think the City of St. Petersburg, Florida flag is pretty great.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I don’t think this is true.
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Kelly Blue @kellysuem.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The joke that I was riffing was: Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. But someone was really hurt by a flying fruit, and I feel sort of bad.
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