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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 14h
I want to know if the penguin in the background finally caught up to the rest of them or just went off on its own.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 17h
That looks like a falling car, not a flying one.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A large bunch of bananas generally weigh about 2.5 to 3 lbs. I'm more curious about what kind of eggs cost more than $9. Around here they go for less than $2 a dozen.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I remember an old family dictionary like that.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
☹️
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Zombie cheerleader rising from the mud.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love the sleeping porch. And the doggies, of course.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes! And I didn't have to zoom in today. ☺
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More important, Ukraine has stopped sharing intelligence with the US.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wasn't that an episode of The Dick Van Dyke show? Rob and Laura had a huge boulder in their basement that couldn't be removed.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooh, I like this one!
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She'd certainly had practice playing the Maid Jean in The Court Jester.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wtf? Soldiers haven't done hand-to-hand combat since The Iliad.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm thinking that's already AI. It's a weird way to hold a sketchbook without any support.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At least we go into Lost in Space right away. It's a black and white episode, which is usually better than the color ones. I need a pallete cleanser after that movie. #Svengoolie #MeTV
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Berserk is what the audience felt at that ending. #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dafuq? Introduce a new character and make her the killer? What about all those people who died before she came back? Is it too much to ask that a trashy movie make sense? #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cut her off mid-sentence. I wonder what was cut out.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was an abrupt edit. #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's almost over? Time flies. That musical number must've been a time-filler. #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Random musical number? The producers really couldn't decide what kind of movie to make. #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rooting, not routing. Why won't Bluesky give us an edit button?
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only person I'm routing for is the Detective Inspector. Maybe that's the point. #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is going to get messy, isn't it? #Svengoolie
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Joan Crawford is majorly overdressed for this venue. Those gloves are killing me. #Svengoolie
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 10/10/2026
👻 Spooky season continues at the Internet Archive! Today’s tricky treat: HÄXAN, the 1922 silent film about witchcraft, superstition and the persecution of those accused of practicing it. More Spooky Stuff here ⤵️ archive.org/details/@ias... 🧵
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That is such a bare-faced lie.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know why they put his name on a street to begin with.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fingers crossed 🤞
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That feels like it violates the whole concept of camping. It would be easier and cheaper to just book a hotel room.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
* remembering Beaker's favorite occupation* Will there be a sunken barrier to guard against digging?
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a weird thing for a married man to say in public.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People seem to have forgotten Oklahoma City.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you. I knew it was a noted character actor but for the life of me I couldn't pull up a name or a face from my head.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And there's a reason that Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are considered parts of different regions while large parts of the state is nicknamed Pennsyltucky.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People in large western states don't really know how much smaller states are divided by landscapes, dialect, and culture. Illinois has at least 3 different regions, each with their own accents, culture, and politics. Four if you consider Chicagoland as something distinct from Northern Illinois.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry, I'm still drawing a blank.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone tag Mark Hamill. He'll love it.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's why he got his job. One sadist recognized another one. He's already committed international war crimes.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sure someone suggested it. I'm tired of this timeline. Things haven't been right since the squirrel got into the particle accelerator. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worf's dad?
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sticking with LLM.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why, you may ask, would they do this? Good question. It's to punish those who opposed it. To teach them a lesson. All abusers use it.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
18 years seems too long. That's three Senate terms.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is it sideways?
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is like the great maple syrup heist in Canada during the pandemic.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have to wonder why he keeps choosing to humiliate himself like that.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was going to suggest making multiple latch hook rugs and stitching them together to make one big enough to put under the dining room table, but you just revealed why no one wants to do that.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Took me a few moments today. As always, it's obvious once I spot her.
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kellyfaunce.bsky.social @kellyfaunce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see you, little tabby. 😶‍🌫️
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