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Kel

@kellulz.bsky.social
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Arts wanker. Friend of ducks. Trying to be less creepy when asking to see pictures of your pets. Naarm/Melbourne

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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
20 years ago? lol no. No. No. No hahaha no 🙃
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is joy. This is life. This is love. This is art 💛
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lots of people have been commenting “He’s in chaaaaaaains!”
Screenshot of a reddit post switchtogether • 20h
ex partner of a singer who's name rhymes with pina parena
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you don’t want to get anxiety about your status in society, don’t rape a woman. Sympathy and strength to the real victim of this crime, I hope this verdict brings her some peace
Screenshot from The Guardian Australia. 

Identity remains a secret
While rulings on admissibility are common before any trial, the man also fought several less routine court battles to maintain a suppression order, first made in 2023, preventing the publication of any material about the case.
The order was made because it was
"necessary to protect the safety of any person".
That person was the accused.
The material he relied upon came from psychiatrist Dr Jacqueline Rakov - who also provided evidence to support the suppression order granted to Tom Silvagni in his county court rape case in 2025. That order prompted a push for government reform, particularly in relation to suppressions based on mental health grounds. Screenshot from The Guardian Australia 

In this matter, Rakov told the court in 2024 that the accused had a number of inpatient admissions related to the mental distress caused by being charged, and the prospect of him being identified in the media. He had previously attempted suicide, she said, though these attempts were reported by him and not directly linked to the charges.
She said he suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder and anxiety, and had a low mood, a loss of interest in previous enjoyable activities, poor concentration, and low self-confidence.
Rakov said the man was largely staying at home, not going to work or socialising, and panicked about being outside.
His distress also increased after media coverage of an earlier court appearance, which led to him being identified by members of the public, she said.
"They clearly bend the rules to sell their DaDers." Rakov said. Screenshot from The Guardian Australia 

"He's said, 'if I'm guilty, put it on the front page?."
She said that even though his identity had been suppressed he was not "flourishing" and "that's before the vultures in the media have had a chance to descend in any substantive way".
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wallace and Gromit
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Keep up the good work buddy 👍
Cartoon Grim Reaper
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Boys deserve better than “boys will be boys” And so do all of us. This is superb ✊
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hi mates! Not joining the #couchpeloton tonight but I wanted to say hi and hope there are lots of vache, good/bad field art and no off leash dogs
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Americans have been creating 4 July party snack art
All 4 pics are green reflecting pool inspired
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@visibleprocrast.bsky.social Good Morning 😬
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Have you TRIED to paint a cat? These are GOOD actually
Medieval cat painting Medieval cat painting Medieval cat painting Medieval cat painting
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🎵
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
👀
Screenshot of tweet by musicologyduck. Photo of the reflecting pool fence with a sign saying “danger explosives”Google trend’s screenshot searching the term “can you bomb algae?” With a sudden spike in interest over time on June 21 at 4am
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lmao. Tinder pic vs the guy who turns up
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
On reflection, giving this guy the contract was probably a bad idea
The monorail con man from the Simpsons holding a suitcase of cash and grinning
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Men think they are competing with each other for women’s affection but really they are competing with this. And losing
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Good news disabled people don’t need services anymore. These two fuckwits are going to abolish NDIS. Don’t worry about jobs though, disability workers are going to pick up a tool belt and work in construction
From a UAP pamphlet “At the same time we must abolish the NDIS and release NDIS workers into other sections of the economy, such as construction, hospitality, personal services, etc.”Palmer and Babet shaking hands
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Don’t worry Asher. Clive has a plan. He’ll simply abolish NDIS and you will be released to go and work in construction 👍
From a pamphlet by Clive Palmer “At the same time we must abolish the NDIS and release NDIS workers into other sections of the economy, such as construction, hospitality, personal services, etc.”
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Here are the pencil people
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
According to the comments: “they lost a tree and instead of cutting the whole thing down they had a sculpture artist create the pencil so their community could have some fun art to enjoy 💜”
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just came on my for you page lol 🔥
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🎵🎤 Singing this all afternoon
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I haven’t switched them over yet but you just reminded me I bought these cat ones at the end of last season!! 😀😀
Flannelette sheets with a variety of illustrated cat faces as the print
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m gonna be in the midst for the foreseeable future
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How to do a commencement speech without getting booed
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The only acceptable use of pervert glasses
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh I see it’s because I never bothered to edit favourites. Ok. TAB thing still pissing me off. Anyway also looking for office chair suggestions. Going for comfort over aesthetics. Why are they all so ugly
Screenshot of phone with dumb favourites but with an “edit” button I’ve never noticed or used
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I got this pushed onto my phone. I don’t use Siri, have it turned off. I don’t gamble and have never searched betting content. My “recent searches” are things like “ergonomic office chair” and “MAFS where are they now” I have now turned off Siri suggestions but WTF?
Screenshot of my phone with “Siri suggestions” the TA B online gambling
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is such a great pic! My usual moon pics are like…
A mess of pixels
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Specifically went for the Art Book Fair, which was really busy, but while at NGV you gotta do at least a speed lap through to say hi to old faves
Overlooking the art book fair at NGV
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Forced myself to go out today to discover it is definitely nicer to be depressed amongst a few Rembrandts than on the couch inside my flat
Rembrandt paintings at NGV
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hooray!
Bluey at school with her teacher and friends and a speech bubble saying “How good is going to school and not worrying about getting shot!”
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is Florida
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wordwavr in TWO. I AM DISGUSTINGLY SMUG NOW. I really like wordwavr. You have to guess a word from a graph wave corresponding to their position in the alphabet
WAVE MATCHED
WordWavr #69
2/6
The word was [redacted]
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Just to brag, I solved today’s Word500 in four guesses. Redacted my answers so no spoilers if you want to have a go. It’s one of my favourites in my current obsession with playing online word puzzle games
Word500 game solved in four guesses with my guesses redacted with a grey square and trophy sticker because I really want to show off
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s this but with an embarrassing amount of unorganised files and folders over the top 😀😬
Rabbit and bear from I want my hat back book by Jon Klasson
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
These fuckers are getting defence contracts
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I love them they are all so sweet and good humoured about it 😀
Face tan mist failFace tan mist fail “the fact they refer to it as a "mist" x”IVE GOT PERSONAL BEEF WITH THIS
PRODUCTFinally a trend I can participate in
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ok this TikTok, and all the photos in the replies of other young women with the same results, has thoroughly cheered me up
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Life advice
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Kel @kellulz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Please join me screaming randomly all week “LOOKIN’ AT THE FISH”
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