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kek9

@kek9.bsky.social
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its like a queer journal of sorts

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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 5h
peoples guilty pleasures be like expensive deserts, shopping sprees or like gentrification my guilty pleasure? Ishowspeed. I'm a little ashamed
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 5h
saw a dude pause and scroll quickly away from a clown girl with whip cream and chocolate sauce on her ass on his twt feed. I should've told him no one judging was there to witness, but only people who understand
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
my job in the leftist commune is being the guy who lowkey kisses dudes on the lips and also a labor tradesman but mostly kissing dudes on the lips tom brady style but also women if its thursday
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
saw a 4'9 Asian woman w bow and arrows on my way to class that's how I know racism is real cuz no one batted an eye she's 4'9 she's holding in rage never seen befo
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wearing 60$ Arc'teryx beanies like u know damn well that's not the waterproof stuff #larpo'clock
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
white people be like: yo I figured out a new way to eat pussy you gotta do it like a knight two squares up and one square right yo
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
comparing yourself to someone lesser who succeeded with "if he can do it, so can I" is fraught and weakminded. The stronger method is the phrase "if he can do it, I don't want to do it" is much more valuable in hatred
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the chinese cosplayers be straight macking and slurping the soul through their devilish kisses. they have earned the world
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
blackpink from COVID era quietly playing on the radio, being momentarily interrupted by a fire alarm chirp louder than the music. Tom and Jerry being played next to sports. There is an old Vietnamese woman that is yelling at a Mexican busboy while the black customers look more uncomfortable. Heaven.
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they call me deodorant the way I got no aluminum on me and that I am unhealthily obsessed with women having kinda hairy armpits but not too hairy or I'm not as effective
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
to all the people who ask for a white history month, I don't get it! You guys have TWO months that represent white history. No nut November and Destroy Dick December
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
saw someone say 420 as the clock was at 4:20. i did not like that i smiled but it is like seeing a withered, aging animal arising from its slumber. you cant help but feel proud and smile that it lives to another day, but sad nonetheless knowing that animal will be ran over by a lifted pickup
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sometimes u be jerking off to more and more bullshit and nonsense, and thats ok
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
more things need to insert Arthur Morgan in things. imagine him in The Odyssey. What is he doing there you say. Why is he there. How is he there. I'm possibly gay for Arthur Morgan but that's beside the point
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
saw a vietnamese couple ride a scooter together y'all names may be jack and rose but u ain't on titanic you on a lime 😭
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bsky so woke they got gender/racial/sexual identity neutral cuckposting
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they talking about impeaching the president. how about we implant our ding a lings into that peach the presidents got #hoorah #marines #usa #bless #america
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i like how bluesky gives the template of "What's up" before you bluetweetsky your knowledge to this website. "What's up?" Bluesky? Eel porn. That's "What's Up?".
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
barack obama if he was a minion: my bello americans
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
saw a small japanese guy with a pickup truck. nice. I know you never use the bed but nice
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the straight guy's version of voice training is racial accents
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
california funny as hell cuz the el nino super mega destroyer blaster ender of worlds that erases life is like the nicest weather in the philippines #ivebeentothephilippines
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fuck the French they are putting their DICK in my baguette and calling it "gastronomie" man fuck you and stop gastronoming on my baguette
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they making new genders. 29. i dont understand
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I only buy my arteryx in Vancouver cuz it needs that Chinese blessing
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
overdosing on zinc so you shoot guiness record loads but now I have anemia but it's still a net positive in a way
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"inches to cm" yeah we fucking internationally
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's nuance to wearing essentials fear of tortas
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do they got itabags for grown ass men? if they dont i have an idea. ita fanny pack. insulated pocket to keep mid modelos and goldfish in
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I personally ask men suffering with hardship and depression if they get tom brady kissed by their friends and or family, the answers may shock you!
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading a queer romance book in a leftist cafe and nodding my head in agreement every now and then so they think i know how to read
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as a Filipino I want the reparations I receive for colonialism is ownership of a newly built jollibees wherever I want
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Charlie Kirk. Freedom. Free cum
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do straight guys suck cock sideways in the same sort of reasoning they eat bananas or hotdogs sideways to show that they aren't gay
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bro eats pussy diagonally
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they got old vietnamese folks doing medium-intensive aerobics at the bus stop and you telling me I can't almost laugh cuz it caught me offguard?!? What a world.
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they got bad bitches smoking chinese cigarettes while being chinese on campus during rush hour at noon. spread your wings and fly you worrily skinny queen
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no one eva googled "clavicular birthday". just sayin
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fat asian girl fall? they mustn't. they rise and shine like the glistening waves of the ocean, or the glow of fireflies in the marshes, or a shooting star glittering by over the horizon
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i contemplate to myself whenever i pick almost ripe apples from my blossoming apple tree while the afternoon sun warms the air around and shines through the tree that i live a pretty gay life on the weekends
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the pussy game is let's just say... interesting the penis game is. sad!
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if I see one more post w a bitch posting with paris baguettes I slap em! that shit is not good 😭
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't trust a place that advertising 10 dollar haircuts when the store next to it sells 7 dollar vietnamese coffee
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of pocari sweat let's be cultured. pocari squirt
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the idea of wasian being opted as a white supremacist dog whistle has one monkeypawesque flaw and it's that a wasian could be greek and filipino and that's literally a gnome from dnd
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
spotted a 4'7 bald obese Chinese man who decorates his ears with cigarettes while smoking one it's like seeing a piebald fawn roam the tall, yellowing grasses with nothing but beauty and grace it twas majestic
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can bad bitches be wearing the shit I wear? Hoodie and basketball shorts that's what I'm sayin
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you be flying the slayplane to the world serve center, towers cunt and vogue
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Respectfully, I do my part to fight against economic inequality by disrespectfully ripping ass at the whole foods
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kek9 @kek9.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
scissoring but it's just two bros rubbing gooch ball slime
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