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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 04/04/2026
My friend the fundies want the end of the world. Saying Trump is the anti-christ just gets them harder
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 02/04/2026
My feed is filled with this story and Im here for it
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 22/03/2026
Oh no, so sorry to hear this. I loved The Maxx so much
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 03/03/2026
I'm just gonna be sad for a while
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 02/03/2026
@bdowney.bsky.social wait wat
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 08/02/2026
So, if you are a time traveler with limited range, do you go back and assassinate Lowtax or moot? 🤔
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 06/02/2026
Los Angeles is waiting for our Mamdani
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 10/01/2026
Dead Kennedys more relevant than ever
youtu.be
Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (In Studio)
YouTube video by DeadKennedysVEVO
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 10/01/2026
Shouldn't all these AI commercials use AI actors and AI music? Be true to yourself!
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
sfgate.com
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
30 Rock "What a week" meme:
"What a year, huh?"
"Lemon, it's January 3rd."
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 26/12/2025
We’re now a country thats ok with a president that rapes kids. We’ve been a country that has known this has been going on for decades and no one tried to stop it. I ‘m so sorry
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rob pike @robpike.io · 25/12/2025
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
5:43 AM (4 hours ago)
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)

IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 25/11/2025
We could have been a world of Portishead but we ended up a world of Goo Goo Dolls
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 25/11/2025
The rare misfire from @jamellebouie.net Just dont talk about Star Wars on social media! Its not worth it! You could be doing anything else!
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 12/11/2025
Thanks for checking in South Pasadena
Public safety alert: there is no emergency
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 29/10/2025
Whoever came up with this “hi, we’re a contractor in your neighborhood” text spam needs to be shot into the sun
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 11/10/2025
Me rn
Top Gear meme of "this is brilliant, but I like this" with the first car Ghost of Yotei and the second the Final Fantasy Tactics remaster
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 05/10/2025
You can’t shame the shameless
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 01/10/2025
Daytime playoff baseball is the best. I say take it further and play the World Series during the day as well.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 28/09/2025
The real singularity is that at one point in the future we will all be a gambling ad
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 26/09/2025
When i worked for a crypto gaming company they wanted everything done on the chain. When I built that system me and my team were replaced with another that just used a database and faked the results.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 26/09/2025
Ages ago when I interviewed at Amazon someone said “We only hire people who are better than who works here” and I said “Well that must make everyone who works here feel like shit”. I did not get the job and now don’t own a boat.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 26/09/2025
Listen friends. I wish I was born with no soul like this man. I could make so much money
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 22/09/2025
Every time I open a support ticket with a service provider and AI responds it a) never helps and b) kills me inside
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 21/09/2025
Umm @sickoscommittee.org Baylor just had one of the best punts I've ever seen
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 29/08/2025
Every time I go on this Jurassic World wild things go horribly wrong! When will Gavin Newsom do something?
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 31/07/2025
Our only hope is that most of the money stolen goes to grifters and not actual concentration camps
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 26/07/2025
It’s common knowledge that the best way to start a movie is 3 plus minutes of exposition, including randomly killing a character. Its like Mamet says “Tell, don’t show”
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 24/07/2025
Everyone is talking about how Hogan and Thiel went after Gawker (and rightfully so), but no one mentions how Gawker's outcome was also predicated on how horrible Nick Denton was in court.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 08/07/2025
what, the actual, fuck? futurism.com/microsoft-bo...
futurism.com
After 9,000 Layoffs, Microsoft Boss Has Brutal Advice for Sacked Workers
An executive at a Microsoft subsidiary suggested that his newly laid-off colleagues talk to ChatGPT about how they feel post-firing.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 23/06/2025
Bluesky is the only platform where I'm not bombarded with AI slop... www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpg...
youtube.com
AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 21/06/2025
Me in the spring: I love hearing all the baby birds in the nests around the house Me in the summer: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BIRD SHIT
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 13/06/2025
Pantera’s follow up album wasn’t nearly as good
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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 12/06/2025
never fails
japanese style watercolor with the haiku

It's not DNS
There's no way it's DNS
It was DNS

to be fair sometimes it's BGP or us-east-1
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 11/06/2025
Me: I have no more need for social media, it’s just the worst Me, later going to the bathroom: well now what do I do?
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 08/06/2025
I always wonder how people think this country was founded
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 08/06/2025
I’m fighting toxic masculinity by telling my friends that I love them. But not too loud, don’t want people to hear
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 02/06/2025
My friends, a certain someone production assisted his ass off to make this movie. I’ve heard it’s the best PA work of all time. You should watch it.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 21/05/2025
The new AI push should clearly be referred to as "Web 4.0" (derogatory)
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 07/05/2025
it's pretty insane our laws are being made by people who are ashamed that they go to highway rest stops to hook up
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 06/05/2025
Commute today was unbearable, but it was worth it
Hero Quest board game set up at work
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 29/04/2025
Ok now I get why people don’t like Newsom
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 16/04/2025
Kareem can hit you with the truth about racial equality and carry Bill Walton's up and down the court www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
latimes.com
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has strong words for Dodgers on importance of Jackie Robinson Day
'Trump wants to get rid of DEI, and I think it’s just a ruse to discriminate,' Kareem Abdul-Jabbar tells Dodgers on Jackie Robinson Day.
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 09/04/2025
Placing bets on a baseball game in early April has to be the most degenerate forms of gambling
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 07/02/2025
Trying to figure out if this helps me get Irish citizenship, for reasons…
A picture from 23 and me that says im 97.8% Irish
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 23/01/2025
I got excited today about trying new loaf of sourdough bread so I’m feeling pretty young right now
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Keith @keithtmiller.com · 20/01/2025
Love being on Rednote listening to skin care techniques to be honest
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Ratto on Ueck: defector.com/bob-uecker-w...
defector.com
Bob Uecker Was Just The Best | Defector
It is not difficult to find people who loved Bob Uecker unreservedly. There is a good reason for this: He was the last genuinely and instinctively funny person in baseball history. He was the god of M...
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