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keith squared

@keithsquared.bsky.social
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video games and sometimes game dev and art and memes and bad impressions and video game adjacent content he/him twitch.tv/keithsquared

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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pride month is over, sorry woke granola but you're going straight in the trash
photo of the back of the KIND Granola package, the title says "ingredients you can see & pronoun", it's also written in french because happy canada day
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
love the new designs for nintendo switch 2 starfox. bold
it's just fantastic mr fox
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
excerpt from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the 4th one: "They agreed that the sense of dazzle stopped immediately at the back of their eyes and didn't touch any other part of them and came away strangely unsatisfied by the spectacle."
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Neo Turf masters, golfer bending his golf club in frustration after (presumably) a bad shot
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
mario, on the moon, looking at earth in super mario odyssey (he did it first)
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
i'm sorry but the new Zelda movie is looking terrible. the concept of bringing in modern cranes and huge trucks to a world that doesn't exactly have that kind of technology is baffling. and are those portapotties? there better be a hand in that toilet
screencap from the zelda movie, zelda is standing in front of what almost looks like some kind of set construction with modern trucks and cranes
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the name's kazooie. banjo-kazooie. guh-huh!
Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie, cartoony and clueless as ever, on a concrete island with a realistic gun turret (?) sticking out a concrete pillar behind him. there are contrasts happening here
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
dlss 5 looking sweet
DLSS 5 off: the cartoony, friendly chibi bomberman 64
DLSS 5 on: the sleek, futuristic, shiny bomberman act zero (certified classic)
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
that's your problem right there... #citiesSkylines2
cities skylines 2 screenshot. one motorcycle driven by a very peculiar individual with different colors clipping through their shirt and pants. they contain multitudesthe source of the issue. the info panel proudly stating that the motorcycle is transporting the WHOLE harper family, 4 passengers in total. that'll do it.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
drip yoshi
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
goty is finally here, thank you nintendo direct
large blue text says AN INVESTIGATING HOUSEWIFE in all caps from the nintendo direct trailer for paranormasight: the mermaid's curse
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
this guy.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
this guy.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
THIS GUY.
it's MALO from twilight princess (superior gamecube version). it's a still screengap of him doing a little "i want up" dance with his arms outstretched. eat your heart out boss baby.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
found this secret cipher in the Nordic DLC for Euro Truck Sim 2. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
in-game screenshot of a monument, with very cryptic series of letters: ABCDEFGL
HIKMNOPI(?)
STUVW
OXYZ12345
cbdfit678
norsu

i dunno maybe it's somebody's password or something
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i fixed metroid prime 4. nintendo, you can have this one for free
the inferior galactic federation soldier has been replaced with the superior life form (Talking Flower (TM)). the galaxy is at peace
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
adding some colour. wonky run animation that i'll probably redo. figuring out scaling. need to clean up momentum and camera movement. sprite may be too big. only about 1000 things on my list. 😅 #gamedev #godot #godotsquared
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
very interesting, went down the internet rabbit hole and it looks like they redid this dialogue with more modern Mario voices as well.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
oh man, it was there when i was in seattle in march!
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
had some free time and got the very very very early bones of this up and running in #godot. wasn't bad at all reusing existing tiles and sprite sheet. already thinking about best ways to organize things. probably time to make a spec document... #gamedev #godotsquared
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
the MEMORIES! i made this 8-9 years ago. gameboy-esque platformer demo with parallax scrolling. very simple engine built from the ground up in vanilla JS/HTML. i'm thinking about rebuilding it in #godot and turning it into something really cool. stay tuned???? #gamedev #godotsquared
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
"GPT-5 is the first time that it really feels like talking to an expert in any topic, like a PhD-level expert."
it's a map of canada, supposed to be each province labeled with a different colour, but like, saskatchewan and ontario and quebec are all the same green, and northwest territories is spelled "norrhwest", and british columbia is spelled "brilisni", and most of the label colours do not properly match up to the actual colour of each province. and this was after a second try as the first was even worse.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
i mean
one of the goated title screens of all time for xenoblade (wii). mostly blue sky/clouds, green field near the bottom, the monado embedded in the ground in the center. images you can hear
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I HAVE PEAKED and it only took me 2 hours and 23 minutes
YOU PEAKED scouting report from the videogame PEAK where you climb up a mountain. stats show a time of 2:23:11 to clear, 1920m reached, LONE WOLF BADGE acquired for escaping the island in a solo expedition.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
it sure is!
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
thank you nintendo
helpful diagram from the nintendo direct. the screen is split. left side says "games launching on nintendo switch 2" with a nintendo switch 2 logo with a big "2". right side says "games launching on nintendo switch" with a nintendo switch logo (without the 2). colors and layout is otherwise identical on both sides, which makes one think maybe they should have differentiated them better. but i digress
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
undertale-styled (i guess???) textbox of a skull guy (i don't know is that sans?) speaking the line "i've never played undertale -keithsquared"
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
man, Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat is over 20 years old and it absolutely still holds up. deceptively simple controls with surprising depth/techniques for satisfying score attack platforming, ridiculous creativity, amazing interactive soundtrack. it's not afraid to just be a silly, goofy, fun video game.
donkey kong strikes a pose in DK:JB - arms crossed, teeth bared, tie flapping backwards in the wind and rain, as a spotlight illuminates his very furry body
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
so as a youtube short somehow this has the most views of any other video on my channel. and i just uploaded it yesterday. the algorithm is mysterious. all hail the algorithm. the algorithm. the algorithm. the algorithm.
screenshot of youtube shorts, with the sonic video displaying a view count of a WHOPPING 1.3K views. somehow.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
why's it say that? WHY? #sonicTheHedgehog #segagenesis
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
featuring dante from the devil may cry series
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
007: first light? sorry but no, this is the only REAL james bond
title screen art from james bond: the duel for the SEGA genesis. it's the name of the game in red letters, against a colourful yellow/red/purple gradient background, with our titular hero's profile to the side. james is here in all his 16-bit glory - his striking blue eyes, his face which looks a bit like he's wearing a mask of himself (or pierce brosnan and christopher reeve had some kind of tuvix transporter incident), and his lips which are giving duck face (remember that?). he's holding his signature weapon, "GUN", with an extremely pale hand. the gun is also just a li'l guy.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
too late to this meme but, is this anything
the "not what i'm called" meme: the ting tings say "hey guys", the onlookers say "hell" "stacey" "her" "jane" and the ting tings reply "that's not my name" as they are wont to do
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
they forgot to put in a texture on the side of this barrier in american truck simulator. you can see right through it. totally immersion breaking, 1/10 game
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
mickey please no @nikigrayson.com
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
seattle
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
meanwhile, the trustworthy Spiderman 1 rat:
Spiderman 1 (PS4) rat, made up of some polygons, but not too many polygons, standing on a blurry textured road in the city (presumably NYC)
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
chatGPT screenshot. prompt: "how many r's are in strawberry?" the AI response: "The word 'strawberry' contains one 'r.'"
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
articles that do this with your browser's back button history should be illegal. I HAVEN'T EVEN CLICKED ON ANYTHING IN IT I WAS JUST SCROLLING TO READ IT
a popup shown when holding the back button in Google chrome - it is FULL of links back to the same article i'm already currently on, hiding the page i actually accessed the article from.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
very true
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
hey rogers/sportsnet - maybe time to rethink this ad campaign. sincerely, the sheer majority of canada.
still from the "you need to visit the usa" commercial -- featuring sportsnet personalities -- that is airing often during hockey games on rogers sportsnet in canada. still shows a link to the website, visit the usa dot ca.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
started my twitch stream in the best way possible yesterday #football
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
time for some more genesis ranking! 59 down, 654 to go! here's the top 10 so far. starting soon at twitch.tv/keithsquared
table with the top 10 ranked Genesis games so far - Rocket Knight Adventures in 1st, NHL '96 in 2nd, Battletoads & Double Dragon in 3rd, and then Sonic the Hedgehog, Aero the Acrobat 2, Fire Shark, NHL '94, Tecmo Super Bowl, Generations Lost, and Goofy's Hysterical History Tour rounding out the rest of the top 10.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
drew some very early art for my hockey project in aseprite. trying to keep things simple. no idea if these will even be used or if i'll attempt to switch to 3D models. but i want something in the project that isn't a floating stick before starting to refine collision. #gototsquared #gamedev
very early sprite art of a hockey player, facing the camera. low-res like SNES sprite style. a few different colour and face combinations are shown.
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
this took much longer than i would like to admit. rink texture fixed, added very basic digital movement/momentum. no collision or puck control YET. hockey stick disappears if it's too far away from the camera too (??!!). but it's something. #godotsquared #gamedev
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keith squared @keithsquared.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
really think i'm getting the hang of 3D game development #godotsquared #blender #hockey
a 3d model of a hockey rink in godot, or at least just the rink and boards, with very warped texture, pretty much looks like garbage
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